I have invented two new words: "Cryptoquizzical" and a swear word: "puppy f***er" both of which have been used by other people. The first can be seen HERE and you're just gonna have to take my word about the second. In fact, why not try it yourself. It's actually quite pleasing to the ears.

As for meaning, cryptoquizzical defines a state of being characterized by feeling misunderstood by most people who don't take the extra time trying to figure you out.

As far as the second, I think you can figure it out.