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The Gift Of Task by Cthulhu Kitty

April 12th, 2007 7:10 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Make a task for a specific person to complete. Give it to him/her as a gift. Your task must be generic enough such that anyone can complete it.

I made the task "Glove Slap" specifically for Poon. Now he can finally resolve his issues with Rubin in a less dog humpy manner.

Glove Slap

Challenge another player to a duel.

Duels cannot be "to the death" except in specifically designated player killer areas.

12 vote(s)



Terms

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27 comment(s)

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posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on April 12th, 2007 11:03 PM

STAY OUT OF THIS WOMAN!! THIS IS BETWEEN US MEN!!!




(runs and hides before he gets shot)

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posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on April 13th, 2007 12:53 AM

I would like to recant my earlier statement. I am in fact not a man, but a pretty girl who likes dresses, dollies and kissing all the boys. This message has in no way been coerced, but is given of my own free will.


Oh yeah.... and Cyber Kitty is so much cooler than me that it can only be expressed in an interpretive dance, which will be forthcoming.

Thank You,
P00n P00n

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posted by Cthulhu Kitty on April 13th, 2007 1:36 PM

I wish I could vote for comments!

well..
posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on April 13th, 2007 2:16 PM

just go vote for some of my tasks that you haven't voted for yet :P

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posted by Hemingway Kat on April 13th, 2007 6:00 PM

now all I can think about is "... glove slap, baby, glove slap... glove slap, I don't take crap..."

I might vote for
posted by Cthulhu Kitty on April 13th, 2007 7:37 PM

the interpretive dance...

we're waiting...

fine!, youll have it by the end of the week
posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on April 16th, 2007 9:49 AM

...and whats to say that I don't challenge Rubin to a dog humping duel?

hmmm
posted by Cthulhu Kitty on April 16th, 2007 10:42 PM

well, perhaps not what I had in mind, but as long as there's documentation, I'm all for it!

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posted by anna one on October 19th, 2007 4:20 PM

So what ever happened to the interpretive dance?

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posted by YellowBear on October 19th, 2007 6:46 PM

This has turned out to be one of my favorite tasks!! With showdowns between BurnUnit/Lowteck, Hero/Villain, Spar/Lank, Sean/Bubblesort Oh man, CyberKitty this has really spawned some good things

Why Thank You!
posted by Cthulhu Kitty on October 19th, 2007 8:12 PM

Though perhaps some small credit is due to the simpsons... :)

Hey Poon - Anna is right! Where's my dance?!

Great task
posted by Spidere on November 16th, 2007 11:25 AM

Glove Slap is great--why doesn't this have more votes? Anyway, thanks for all you've inspired. :)

Thanks Cyber Kitty!
posted by Bex. on November 16th, 2007 12:05 PM

wow, i never realized this was a gift task! One of the best tasks ever. In fact, we need more tasks like it! Competing with another player brings out the best tasking in us.

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 16th, 2007 2:27 PM

Yeah I didn't realize this was the gift task! Good Choice!

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posted by anna one on November 16th, 2007 2:33 PM

p00n remains silent on the dance-issue. Aslo on the broccoli issue, but that's a different conversation.

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posted by SNORLAX on November 16th, 2007 2:47 PM

anyone who supports broccoli will feel my wrath.

I FUNKING LOVE BROCCOLI
posted by Blue on November 16th, 2007 3:42 PM

Strong advocate of Broccoli here
Broccoli 2008!

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posted by Bex. on November 16th, 2007 4:11 PM

How does broccoli feel about interpretive dance and interspecies love?

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 16th, 2007 4:13 PM

I'm choppin Broccoli! I'm choppin Broccoli-he! Said I'M CHOPPIN BROCCOLI! SAID I'M CHOPPIN BROCCOLI!!!

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posted by SNORLAX on November 16th, 2007 5:11 PM

you people make me want to vomit with rage.

broccoli makes you fart really bad. it looks like a gross piece of mold. it smells especially awful when you try to cook it and the taste infects everything it comes into contact with.

even the old president bush (the current brain-moron of a president's father) was very wise when it came to this abomination of nature:
"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."

also broccoli causes cancer.


a broccoli field, hell on earth:

broccolik7429-11i.jpg

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posted by The Vixen on November 16th, 2007 5:31 PM

Are you saying the broccoli is carcinogenic?

Carrots are too.

Yes, but can broccoli dance?
posted by Bex. on November 16th, 2007 5:37 PM

I hear it has nerves and would scream if it had a mouth. Can anyone assure us that our strain of broccoli won't mutate and yell at us? Maybe it could hummm...

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posted by SNORLAX on November 16th, 2007 5:46 PM

you're correct bex.

more information can found at the website of the Vegetable Liberation Front (VLF)


alright, back to work for me.

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 17th, 2007 1:28 AM

Oh jesus. I just sang the best broccoli song with NO RESPONSE!!!!!!!!!! I'm beginning to think that you are all to young for my humor! SNL....When I had a really bad perm and Garth (from Wayne's world and I can't remember his real name....) was on SNL and he would play the piano and sing the choppin broccoli song...ugh@@!!!!!!! I hate u all. Someone please restore my faith in humanity!!

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posted by Bex. on November 17th, 2007 1:32 AM

Dana Carvey. Brilliant. That song is fabulous.

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 17th, 2007 9:24 AM

Faith restored! Thank you!

you know...
posted by Cthulhu Kitty on November 19th, 2007 5:21 AM

When I created this task, I had no idea what form the duels would take...Massive credit has to be given to the first person who came up with the idea to duel with tasks...who I believe was Sean YAY Sean!