Information Insertion by kristin gish
December 6th, 2009 3:41 PM
For some reason, the first thing that popped into my head when I read the instructions for this task, was Sarah Palin... So, this has become a politics related submission, which normally would not be my thing, but when inspiration comes it comes and how it comes is not really something we choose.
SO, this being said, and nothing more.. as to not offend anyone since that is not my intention.. this is Sarah Palin: Informed, a series of three.
Thank you,
Kristingish
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Skitz Ø
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steve rules
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Lincøln
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teucer
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artmouse
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Myrna Minx
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done
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Edwin Farnham Butler III
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Rin Brooker
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Camel O'Rama
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Borgasm
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Darkaardvark
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cody
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Not Here No More
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I'd give you more points if somehow this information was actually inserted into the lady.
So what you're saying is, you could do this even better...
So what you're saying is, an introduction isn't impossible...
That is some interesting news.
Hopefully you still enjoy my submission.
If you can get an introduction in, give it to Lincoln :D
Taking that comment above as permission, if you can get me in to meet Miss Palin, I will finish this task off right.
I will make a special trek up to Alaska just for this purpose.
She should be back to living in Wasilla by now, I'll see what I can do and keep you posted.
I feel as though any actual interactions with her would be pointless
Depends on the goal.
Are you trying to affect the course of politics, or are you just trying to post the world's most amazing political praxis?
Well I would hope the focus would be on completing the most amazing political praxis. I would of course send the best wishes to lincoln in that case.
I guess though that the success of the interaction really would rely on Sarah Palin's ability to retain any information given to her.. unless length of retention isn't a factor.
If somehow Rin can get me in a room with Miss Palin, my goal would be to simply give her the art pieces. Maybe frame them and all. I would of course also try to explain things like fact and science, and maybe tell her this formula: s = sqrt(2rh+h^2)
Where:
s = line of sight distance
r = radius of sphere (Earth = ~3959mi)
h = height viewed from (altitude)
And if you plug in Sarah's height of 5'5" = 2.9mi
Also, I'd have to give her a wedgie.
Well she's not an airhead by any means so it should be a fun conversation. I learned that she's actually getting back sometime this week I'll get ahold of her and set things up.
Ooooh, nice. But I will be unavailable for travel until the middle of January (maybe the end).
(and now that I have checked what the weather will be like in January, this Southern California kid may have to postpone much further)
this deserves more points than i can technically give it. so have 5 + a long-distance handshake.
wonderfully done!