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Kyle Hamilton
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Potted Plant Distribution by Kyle Hamilton

March 10th, 2008 12:21 AM / Location: 36.832263,-119.6821

INSTRUCTIONS: Acquire a small potted plant. Leave the plant in a store, cafe, or a location of your choosing that has lack of potted plants.

Materials Used




  • 1 5x7 photo of "The Flying Fat Man" in picture frame





  • 1 Letter printed on cardstock





  • 1 Potted plant from OSH










The night was young, ok it was more like 11pm but the idea's the same.

Every day I drive past the Anlin window factory, it's a republican strong hold and in need of some new colorful decor.

I think they need more potted plants, so I started them off with one of my very own so I set out to give them a plant, now Anlin is kind of known for being a bit high security , they have a flipen professional security camera placed on there fountain to video tape anyone who might want to put soap in it.

So at 2315 hours I set out from my house in Justice Truck to make my commando run with my plant, after I re-mastered my ninja mask I donned a black jacket and set out.

2516 hours. Looked for a CD that had some sort of gangster-tastic feel or something kind of hardcore and badass, you know something to pump me up for my quasi-crime....all I had was some Beatles.....IN GERMEN, proceeded to bump She Loves You Ya Ya Ya....in duetch

2325 hours. I drive past my mark and park my car a block away

2328 hours. Cop just drove past....saw nothing wrong with a man in a ninja mask in a black jacket walking the streets of Clovis after hours....I got lucky I look really out of place with this mask on.


2335 hours. Placed the plant, photo, and letter on the front steps of the fountain, proceeded to walk away quickly.



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Night time clothing for a night time operation
Anlin Window Company
The Cargo
The Package
Blury
The Letter

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posted by Lincøln on March 10th, 2008 6:47 AM

Awesome. Give us the text of the letter.

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posted by Blue on March 10th, 2008 1:57 PM

Vote for the return of Kyle Hamilton!!!

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posted by Not Here No More on March 10th, 2008 2:07 PM

He hath returned!

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posted by Lincøln on March 10th, 2008 2:49 PM

Awesome. Thanks.

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posted by TEA on March 10th, 2008 3:45 PM

Nothing is more gangster-tastic than The Beatles!

kom gib mir deine hand...
posted by Bex. on March 14th, 2008 2:51 PM

Zie lieb dich ja ja ja....

I love your signature, fat man. (and your photo is awesome too).