So, I feel like this is the most obvious "answer" to this task, and thus feel like I'm being kind of cheap. That being said, I feel that this approach is a very worthy one...supporting an important cause, and thus, I am compelled to do it.

After all....someone has to act out the first idea that popped into most of our heads when we read this description.

There are many captions I could image going along with these "objects," all of which will hopefully run through the recipient's mind:
"What are you doing tonight?"
"It looks like you have the perfect amount of space here for me."
"Look what I'm not wearing."

Etc. Feel free to add to these potential interpretations in the comments section.

As for the result of this task: I can tell you that it turned out very well....but I didn't think it would be very refined to share it online.