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April 26th, 2007 1:45 AMI made a human being out of fruit. It had a strawberry juice face with a banana mouth, an orange nose with sriracha snot, grapple eyeballs with american cheese eyes and peanuts for pupils. I left it in my kitchen for about 3 weeks and a bunch of bacteria reproduced all over its face. It was kinda gross.. but I made a neat timelapse movie.
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Day 1 - 4/2/07
When the score reset happened, I looked at the new task list and I knew what I had to do. I got some fruit and built a human being of indeterminate gender. I set up my camera to take a picture of it every 36 minutes. I set that up in my kitchen with a window fan to avoid any odor problems.
Day 4 - 4/5/07
My human fruit being is starting to stink up my kitchen. Fortunately because of the window fan, the stink is contained to the kitchen.
Day 5 - 4/6/07
The stinky fruit person is starting to grow white/gray mold pimples.
Day 7 - 4/8/07
Fruit person's nose starts to turn green.
Day 10 - 4/11/07
I've been receiving near-unanimous calls from my friends to halt the disgusting photography experiment. However my resolve is unshaken and the asexual orgy continues in my kitchen.
Day 12 - 4/13/07
Fruit person's odor is becoming quite strong.
Day 21 - 4/22/07 - FINAL DAY
Despit being quite sick, I had a friend staying at my house and many others coming over for a late night cooking session. The smell from the fruit, although isolated to my kitchen, was becoming very very strong. Aside from fear of being in the same apartment as a mold colony, there were concerns about doing a lot of cooking in the same room as said mold colony. I finally bowed to pressure and threw my fruit person away.
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an orange nose with sriracha snot,
Because, you know, without the snot, it wasn't going to be gross enough or anything.
my original instinct was to "document decay" but I was amused by the idea of an asexual orgy in my kitchen.
how's that for gross..
I think this is one of the only task completions of the "documentation" tasks that has actually been a documentation instead of just an "example of"
effing gross
effing ROCK!
Wow--so gross, so cool. And sacrificing the air in your kitchen like that... Well, I had to vote.
Cock sauce snot? It's weird, because it's the third time today that cock sauce has come up. I mean. Sriracha.
I found it intriguing that when looking at the before and after photos, I actually see a resemblance with an actual person growing old..
That video completely rules.
Reminds me of Street of Crocodiles.
I guess it is reproduction, decay, and growth all smushed together.