



45 + 15 points
Rabid Lucidity by SNORLAX, Cameron, Jeremy Cezanne
September 25th, 2006 3:17 PM
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We at Biome, with the help of Equivalenz, have discovered that the secret to contracting Rabies is as simple as chaining yourself to a gate, ingesting a handfull of antacids, and some blood caspsules for good measure, and putting out of bowl of water.
It was that easy. Jeremy Cezanne volunteered to be the case subject in the human trial. Once he had filled his mouth with the foaming mixture, he quickly became infected and infectious. He leapt and barked at passerbys, spraying foam and animal noises with equal relish.
The beauty and curse of San Francisco is that people are so used to madness of all sorts. As such, people were fascinated by the specter of diseases of the past, but no one really seemed terrified.
Soon, however it all went bad. Lowteck attempted to change his water, and Jeremy, his mind clouded by the disease and his behavoir rapidly regressing, began to hump poor Lowteck's leg. Lowteck was armed with a switch, and tried to displine the subject, but this only enraged him. He attacked, and bit a hole in Lowteck's shirt, went sent him running in fear.
Fortunately a cure was found for both of them, and the experiment was deemed a success.

We at Biome, with the help of Equivalenz, have discovered that the secret to contracting Rabies is as simple as chaining yourself to a gate, ingesting a handfull of antacids, and some blood caspsules for good measure, and putting out of bowl of water.
It was that easy. Jeremy Cezanne volunteered to be the case subject in the human trial. Once he had filled his mouth with the foaming mixture, he quickly became infected and infectious. He leapt and barked at passerbys, spraying foam and animal noises with equal relish.
The beauty and curse of San Francisco is that people are so used to madness of all sorts. As such, people were fascinated by the specter of diseases of the past, but no one really seemed terrified.
Soon, however it all went bad. Lowteck attempted to change his water, and Jeremy, his mind clouded by the disease and his behavoir rapidly regressing, began to hump poor Lowteck's leg. Lowteck was armed with a switch, and tried to displine the subject, but this only enraged him. He attacked, and bit a hole in Lowteck's shirt, went sent him running in fear.
Fortunately a cure was found for both of them, and the experiment was deemed a success.


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posted by W F on September 27th, 2006 1:59 PM
I think the most hilarious part of this is that none of the passerby seemed to bat an eye.
And this was on the weekend of Folsom Street Fair?
I'm glad someone did this one.