Me and my friend decided to do this task in honor of Orgasmo, a damn funny movie. Heres the post:


Ever since I saw Orgasmo I've had a craving to have DVDA. So if you think you'd wanna give it a shot, hollaaah! and if you don't know what that is, don't even bother.
Oh yeah, you have to be willing to dress up as a super hero.
Tell me which super hero you wanna be and why.

I attached a PDF so you can see exactly what they saw if you want.

Here are the various superheros I got:
superman (duh)
superboy
batman
hulk
arthur and the tick
thor
wondertwins
iron man
spiderman
6 million dollar man
daredevil

Here are the unedited responses:

••• #1 Hey Im responding to your add on craigslist. I am 5'11 athletic have great stamina long thick cock I have to wear magnum condoms. I do personal training so my schedule is pretty lax I attached a recent picture. Im going to be the super hero with the cape coming to save and service you.

••• #2 yeah yeah yeah,,,doub vag and double anal!! i know!! so i would like to be one of the wonder twins and you could be the other,,,,,,,wonder twins activate,,,form of..........a great time!! get back to me.im interested!!

••• #3/#4/#5 boring

••• #6 would love to give you a gang bang experiance :)

as for the super hero part id have to say Iron man bease im hard as a rock for a long time!! and hes the only latino super hero :)

i have experiance with double pentration so let me know

••• #7 I am a spiderman freak

••• #8
Hi there! I just read your ad on Craigslist and, like
I am sure it did for many others, it really made me
want to respond. Given what you said, seems like you
are quite the hotone to handle. But, that is the fun,
right? To handle you, and offer you some fun? Take
you to the edge, and FINALLY getting you over it and
to...SQUIRT? Well, let me say I am VERY orally
inclined and it happens to be my favorite thing to do.
I have even made several women ejaculate (or squirt)
while going down on them (most didn't even know they
could). It is the coolest thing to have happen...WHAT
a turn on. I just LOVE it! I really can never get
enough when it is happening! I am very open sexually,
and I love to please. I can go down for an hour (or
more if you are still cuming and can handle it)! My
favorite thing to do is 69, while I finger the G-spot
and suck on the clitty. I have found that this mutual
stimulation very often will result in ejaculation, but
you have to be prepared for certain feelings and be
ready to let tehm 'go' in order to finally squirt. I
have figured that whole thing out, and it is pretty
awesom! And because I am underneath in 69, I am i the
best position to enjoy it the most (as would you). Or,
the traditional position is also great, face sitting
position is also VERY yummy, or on your knees with my
face in your ass! Speaking of ass, I also love to
give ass play (oral and fingers if you like). It is
just so naughty, that it is too YUMMY not to
do!...really, about anything you are into or want to
try, I am willing and able. I can travel to you as
well. I am also 420 friendly if you are.

Anwway, I am white, 28, 5-10, weigh 180, blue eyes and
brown hair with a 7" cock that is pretty thick (if you
are curious), and very playful (as you may be able to
tell). Here is my pic. Let me know, and we can have
some WET and WILD fun!

Tom

PS..DVDA...Matt & Trey's band!

••• #9 yeah right.

••• #10 i'm down to try it. I always wondered if it was even possible to cram four guys all in position, but i'll do it.

••• #11 hi there, oh that sounds just heavenly, i'd love to be part of ur sexcapade, as far as the hero, i wanna be superman cause he keeps going and going

••• #12 do u smoke cigarettes

UPDATE

••• #13 Hello my name is XXXXXXX, i'm 5'9 158 in good shape and fun. I would like to dress up as superboy, and come over and please you all night. Here are a few pictures.

••• #14 Well I'm not going to be Superman, cause I'm not faster than a speeding bullet. Batman is handy, and could probably get you off in any number of ways, and since that's kinda like me, I'll pick Batman. If you're still looking for a super fuck, send me an e-mail back. I have pictures, but want to make sure you're a real ad and not a bot before I send them. Thanks, and I hope to hear from you soon.

••• #15 yea, i know whats its like to be a superhero. This isn't my first mission! I've been on many calls out to rescueing victims from peril. Right now my cape is at the cleaners but my tights should be out of the dryer any minute. On this mission, I would have to be the six million dollar man because I would run to you at 60 miles an hour, and when I arrive my bionic strength(oh yeah!) would deliver you from fear and insecurity to comfort and overwhelming joy. if you want to be seen by my bionic eye, you can respond to me:

••• #16 Actually, I'd make you dressup as the tick to give you extra sucking power. I would rather be arthur - mothman- you know, for that extra munching of thick fur and wool ability.

••• #17 I'd be the mighty Thor because I'm hammer that pussy... ha. I'm a 20 year old white man, 6'1, 165, very tone and very hung with an 8" cock. I'm a real chill guy, love having sex and interested in you. I am 100% std free and I only play with condoms. If you're interested let me know and we'll make it happen.

••• #18 boring

••• #19 boring

••• #20 Hi:

I'm friendly, masculine, single, educated, dominant, experienced, very interested in your ad. I'm also easygoing, open-minded, kink-positive, clean, undiseased, extremely oral, hung thick; I can stay hard literally for hours. (Honest: doctor's prescription.) I live in Berkeley and can easily travel.

I have a nice, straight, smooth, thick, weighty cock, average length, but I don't have a picture of it. The photo attached was taken last fall at a wedding (hence the costume). If you're interested, send me one in return.

My number's XXX-XXX-XXXX; feel at liberty to call anytime day or night. I'm available most of the time and eager to meet you.

••• #21 very boring

••• #22 You are beautiful. Saw your post late last nite...and couldn't stop think about you. Got a woody this morning visualling your pics and you're lovely nastiness. Have participated in 1 DV at it was fun! Would love to explore the position necessary for adding DA. Don't mind other cocks at all.

I'm 48, have participated in serveral 4 on 1 before. I may not have the biggest dick in the room but the most active cocksmith. Big believer of viagra for these sessions to ensure your filled with as much cock as you need.

If I'm too late for today but please keep me in mind for any other sessions as they may arise.

Hope you have a great session. but it would be better with me there. How nasty can we get?

-XXXXXXX.
Yes, funny name but Im a white guy with greek ancestry. just found my pic. yes, I'm a XXXXXXXXX of XXXXXXXX persuasion.

••• #23 Yes, I love the term DVDA. Prior to hearing it, the
only related acronym I knew about was DPP (which so
few try even tho it is very enjoyable), and it only
covered half the interesting options. :-)
-XXXXXXXX

••• #24 hey.. im part of a frat that has little gang bangs sometimes.. want to
be a part of the fun??? we are all hot young white boys./. want to
cum
to our frat house and have sum fun... cheers.. heres a pic from last
semester.. Dont worry it will be just 5 of us participating in the GB

••• #25 i want to be the hulk so as I get mad I get bigger..

••• #26 DVDA is impossible, I know, I've tried it. Well, It might be possible, but you'd need 2 midgets, uh, I mean little people.

••• #27 My super hero is Daredevil. I will rock your world. Because I can be really sensual and make you have multiple orgasm. email me your phone numbers and a day and time I can be there. Alrighty?