Seven Sins by SNORLAX, KristinawithaK, Loki, Bex., Jeremy Cezanne, Fonne Tayne
June 6th, 2008 3:22 PM / Location: 37.763388,-122.4580As we were contemplating which task we could all do together.... we realized there were in fact 7 of us.
7 people.
7 sins.
Fate?
Lust - Bex - Last time I had an EEG, I tried to think dirty thoughts to see if my readouts could make the labteck nurse guy blush. Heh. Kristina's vibrating bed made this easy. That and the pedicure/foot massage from Minch!
Gluttony - Loki - Cookies in mah face! IN MAH FACE!
Greed - Zemaluco - Ate the pizza without paying. Yep, didn't even tell anyone. Punk.
Sloth - KristinawithaK - Forbidden to rise unassisted (remember, fall risk?) she has done her best, for days now, to reduce herself to a slothy pile of sloth.
Wrath - Minch - Had been sassed most of the evening by Zemaluco, wrath was coming naturally. sorry Burn Unit, this one didn't have a bath component... I'll make up for that later
Envy - Jeremy Cezanne - He wanted to be Lust. He envied Bex's dibs and Loki's cookies both. (Was also wearing a "horny" t-shirt, mind you...)
Pride - Lo-teck - Luckily, when Lowteck entered the room and we told him our plan he immediately said something like "You're damn right we should... you know I was the one that created that task for SNIDE... my tasks are pretty great." and pride was taken care of within seconds.
lowteck would like to point out that those were not his exact words. I'm not that conceited
Finished Editing
In the end there was a lot of crossover of sins. And I think all would agree, the particular mischievous thrill of turning an innocent hospital room into a den of sin (in front of surveillance cameras!) was second only to turning St. Francis Unitarian Sunday School room 305 into a den of sin back in '94. Or maybe thats just Bex...
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Ben, did you create this task.. bc/ Lowteck was claiming it as his own...
I did indeed. It was in the original SNIDE praxis. It was the only one I personally created before I left the group.
woah, not only do we have pride, but a little false pride it would seem.... maybe some greedy pride we hadn't detected prior... Lowteck never mentioned task creation collaborators...
i definitely came up with it during jury duty. i remember that clearly. i can find the specific date if it matters when i return home, since i am a thorough record keeper.
if you came up with it before i did, would that make my pride, false pride. if so does false pride count?
EDIT:
i checked my jury duty notes. i definitely came up with the idea while serving my civic duty in september '07. it was roughly 3 weeks after ben joined snide. i don't believe it to be the case, but i have to concede the possibility that my pride may indeed be false pride.
oh i think false pride still counts... maybe even more so.
Multi-sin seizure?
Awesome.
Continued well wishes!
...and still no seizures.
Come on guys, where are all your strobe lights???
:P
i gotta strobe light for ya, right here ::grabs....:: oh wait... sorry... lust
A little confused but maybe I should stay that way...
well see, i was grabbing something i could give you in a lude manner as if to imply a sexual act in stead of an actual strobe light...
p.s. the bedpan was, ahem, drained..... by someone.....
I'm so jealous. Parties in hospitals are so rare, so sweet.
Even if you're all going straight to hell.
The hospital setting does make your debauchery that much better.
MY EYES ARE BURNING FROM ALL THIS SINNING...
this task is "full of (w)sin"
tasking and sinning is more fun when done with others.
So this is what it's like to have a task of yours completed well. Damn, this is a good feeling.