Central Command by Mantooth, Jellybean of Thark, Lincøln, Heatherlynn
June 18th, 2007 6:00 PMWhat can you say about this meeting? It was, at all times, meaningfull, tragic, comic and, most of all, poop-ish.
I knew things had gone south when I spied Barbapoca and HeatherLynn dressed to the nines in +100 degree weather. Heather's calves looked like dueling black stars under the opaque tights she wore. Barbapoca, fitting for weather ten degrees cooler, looked at me uncomfortably as I proclaimed;
"GET OFF MY LAND!"
Things went, generally, downhill from there. Threats, lies, receipts...I mean deceit.
I can only now offer this video offering - but I think you'll agree.....we're up to something big!!!
(On a technical note - I had to bump the video quality down so the graphics look shitty. What do you want? You complete the task, mo fo!)
CHECK OUT COMM CEN
But WAIT! The suspense don't end there my fiends! Our good friend Lincoln showed up a little late. But perhaps he was EARLY.....for a startling harbinger of.......
THINGS TO COME!!!!!
As promised, a picture of Lincoln with his new Porn Lamp:
Mantooth calls the CenCom meeting to order.
The floor is opened as Heatherlynn takes some mad notes.
LINCOLN:
While we can't go into details about what our strategy was specifically, I can report that our strategy is unique to Los Angeles, and while I don't want to use the word "detrimental" to people who happen to live in and promote a more San Franciscan lifestyle, it certainly won't be good for anybody in San Francisco, I'm not necessarily saying it will be bad for people of a San Franciscan persuasion, nor am I saying a gauntlet has been thrown down, I'm just saying that a strategic meeting was held and the strategies discussed are unique to Los Angeles and the strategies are not necessarily beneficial to people in San Francisco and it may or may not involve world domination.
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There's now an Un-Submit button. If you're not ready, Click on the Edit button, way down at the bottom is the big red UNSUBMIT and it will pull the proof out of circulation until you're really ready!
ALSO, it appears to preserve comments and votes! So if you earned some stuff you want to keep, you can, and then you can keep the full details of this from prying eyes, if'n you wanted to, especially if you think only a couple people noticed and you wanted to mask it a little longer...
There will be a lot more as soon as I edit the video footage together (hopefully this weekend). I really have some bones to pick with Barbapoca and his jittery mouse finger.
He has seen how violent I can be.
And our robots will totally screw you up, by the way.......
Wow an unsubmit button! Always pushing forwards! progress progress progress!
Okay.....that was bad. But what is good is that there is some spanking new video footage of the first Central Command meeting.
Enjoy the joy
sometimes comedic brilliance and total shocking lunacy overcomes, for me, word-for-word precision in fulfilling task instructions. not all the time. but this is definitely one of those times.
watch those videos, man.
"I'm going to go home and turn on the porn lamp"
PS. If I could vote for Pre Fontaine's comment I would!
First of all - nobody said anything about robots except for Pre Fontaine and, to a lesser extent, myself.
The strategy was more of a Illuminati-esque malaise of general global undertakings.
Why do we have only one vote? This completion rocked. Even if I can't remember it.
....now Barbaposa said something about robots. That's three. In reality, we are unleashing weapons called "Jack", "Janet" and "Chrissy". Now that's THREE'S COMPANY!!!
Good night, folks.
Enjoy the salmon. Tip your servers.
what did you say? the "other" mutherfuckers??
THAT'S IT YOU THREW A GAUNTLET
l.a. is going down. beware we may begin to kidnap your players.
using robots as our slaves.
Use all the robots you want. We have a plan in effect to train and use apes as a weapon against anybody not living in Los Angeles or anybody harboring robots.
Oh boy! Here we go. This changes nothing. We'll just have to move our time table up a bit.
Also, I looked for the gauntlet and you know what I found?
The gauntlet......is in your heart.
by contaminating pure human power with robot technology you have crossed the line.
already there is ample evidence of monkey skirmishes and outright battles between the laser apes and beach donkeys.
beware for the end is near. the eternal struggle against the automaton reaches its climax.
WITNESS THE CHAOS AND CARNAGE YOU HAVE UNLEASHED
They're coming to get us. And they have human allies!
Holy shit Bex. I totally saw that and it scared the bloody fuck out of me. We need to train some apes to help defend us against the inevitable robot attack.
Death is busy playing battleship right now but this looks promising...
what was your strategy?
global domination? war on groups besides equivalenz? unleashing a horde of robots on los angeles?
whatever it is, your strategy is weak. we humans will defeat the robots.