"IN HONORED MEMORY, CAPTAIN TOM GOBBLEBEARD" the plaque reads, that is now mounted in close proximity to the new Mesa Verde gym. We believe the recently erected building may be the reconstructed trans-dimensional remains of the illustrious captain's ship, the R.F.S. Gymnasius, after the League of Ninjas sabotaged it during their brief battle above the school.

During our (Myself and Tirius') time there, we managed to coerce an innocent bystander into posing with our plaque, as well as watching people walk past, either largely ignoring it, or staring at it confusedly. While we were mounting it, a number of basketball players from within the gym peeked out through windows, very confusedly; we believe they may be working for the League of Ninjas, due to their attempts at stealthiness and their looks of confusion (everyone knows ninjas don't understand the motives and actions of normal robo-turket-pirate loving people).

We shall check back on it in a few days to see how it's going.