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Currently I'm on around 6 months. It's getting on to fall though, prime zombie weather, so the natives are getting restless.
YAY!!!
I have a friend that hacked the tape for a Teddy Ruxpin and changed both the music and the data stream so it would sing along to Skinny Puppy with appropriate eye and mouth movements. All because his now girlfriend wanted a Teddy Ruxpin that sang Skin Popper.
Why not combine the voting system of the last era with the voting system of this era? Make it so you have unlimited vote points, but that you can award each praxis between 1 and 5 points depending on how much you think it's worth? That way you can express you level of admiration for the task and not have to worry about 'vote hoarding'.
AHHH!!! I can't vote enough for this one!!! Seriously, I will make you a sock. Or sandals, if you prefer, I can knit those too. And fuzzy monster slippers.
I'll trade you sheep for wood!
Courtesy of SockpuppetUtility
I don't know what I can do to help, but I certainly will stand up for my adopted home! That is to say that I will stand in Daley Plaza on the 18th and proclaim my support, I'm too broke to go to San Fran....
And sadly enough, I do know the dance of the 7 veils, or a close recreation taught to me by a very old burlesque dancer who learned it on exotic travails...so I can teach Dax how to do it for purposes of authenticity and a desire to have a front row seat for it.
Why would you need to be forgiven? I'm the one that created it, so if anyone should apologize it would be me. And I won't.
I proudly stand by any horrible punning that comes out of this. I may be standing at a great distance groaning in horror and holding my nose, but stand I will.
I never knew that. Weird.
I totally understand the power of language on young children. As a result of another teacher I consistently mess up the exceptions to the 'i before e' rule with words like their and neighbor. And I can never say the word cinnamon right the first time.
Thank the gods for spell check!
'People complain about the purity of the English language. That is nonsense, the English language is about as pure as a crib-house whore. It not only borrows from other languages, it has on occasion been known to chase them down dark alleys, club them over the head, and rifle their pockets for loose grammar.'
I decided a long time ago that the Discworld books are ones that 'probably shouldn't be read while on public trans' because of the tendancy to go into hysterics and read bits aloud to yourself. I do it anyways.
The task is to *give* a pig a pancake, not make a pig *eat* a pancake. She clearly gave that pig not one but two pancakes. What the pig did with them is his own business.
So, sirrah, I am calling you out for calling her out on an erroneous calling out.