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Miss Woof
Level 3: 290 points
Last Logged In: December 23rd, 2009
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Plasterboard to Gorleston by Miss Woof, The Brave Little Toaster

December 30th, 2008 12:10 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Find the oddest, loudest, largest, funniest or most-awkward object you can and take it on a public bus.

Hello, All.
Everything should be explained in the captions. Go to the bottom to see the full story!

In short:

We had a giant dog:
Mr. Woofums. (Not his real name)

We decided that Mr. Woofums needed a nice walk. Maybe to the Starbucks across town and back.


Mr. Woofums' Day Out

We Annoyed:
An Old Lady (x4)
A Few Drivers
Bus Riders (as a whole)

We Were Enjoyed By:
A little girl named Cassie
a LOT of drivers
My boss
The Employees of Baskin Robbins and Starbucks

And countless more!

Read captions below for more details. Thanks all!

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Mr. Woofums (cover name)
The Brave Little Toaster and Mr. Woofums
Me posing with Mr. Woofums.
Mr. Woofums and Miss Woof
Mr. Woofums' Day Out
Clearly, this is a good idea.
Mr. Woofums
The Invalid
Miss Woof carries Mr. Woofums
Unheard of!
En Route
Raining, remember?
Cold and Windy
The Brave Little Toaster
Pretty Rainbow!
The Bus
Mr. Woofums
Mr. Woofums
The raincoat
The Double Doors Hate Me
Walking to Starbucks
The Brave Little Toaster
The Bus Home
The Conclusion
The Brave Little Toaster and his Ice Cream

23 vote(s)

Favorite of:


votelater, rain

11 comment(s)

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posted by Myrna Minx on December 30th, 2008 11:19 AM

This is amazing! Mr. Woofums looks like great company.

This is win win win
posted by susy derkins on December 30th, 2008 1:48 PM

So delicious, the whole thing. You guys rock the bus universe. Big vote, starting with the raincoat.
I'm not really one to dry-clean the dog either.

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posted by Evil Sugar on December 30th, 2008 7:10 PM

The gummy bears support the right of all animals, irrespective of size, to ride on public transportation. They are also happy that Mr. Woofums got to drink soda, and hope that he didn't get too wet from all the rain.

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posted by Miss Woof on December 31st, 2008 1:34 AM

He enjoyed himself immensely, and thanks you for your concern about his well-being.

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posted by The Brave Little Toaster on December 31st, 2008 2:00 AM

I think we did too. That chocolate cone at the end made my day =)

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posted by Cookie on December 31st, 2008 5:30 AM

I like it. People should take their stuffed toys more often for outside adventures. Woe is mine for all those unfortunate and stuck on a top shelf of a bedroom gathering dust. My second point is for SIZE.

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posted by LittleMonk on December 31st, 2008 11:48 AM

I particularly like the glamour shots pose of "Mr. Woofums" in the writeup.

I rather enjoyed the genderplex and parentanoia myself. ~Waldo +1
posted by Waldo Cheerio on January 5th, 2009 7:04 PM

Well done.

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posted by rongo rongo on January 15th, 2009 1:29 PM

I like the blue raincoat, too.

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posted by Mister Ent on May 28th, 2011 10:06 AM

I know I'm pretty late commenting on this, but I'm new and browsing, and this is win win win. The picture of Mr. Woofums at Baskin Robbins is completely fantastic, and the descriptions of all the horrendous people you met along the way made me laugh in a big way.

Massive kudos.

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posted by Art Catrambone on June 2nd, 2011 5:01 AM

I woof you for this