Won't they be impressed?

I am a genius.

See how I transformed this old rat,

Into a most delightful hat?

...

Excuse me. I meant to say "pants", when I said "rat". Add a pinch of sweater, sprinkle generously with rodent skulls and bluejay feathers, and voila, your head shall never again be cold or ignored. And now for photo funtimes:


Cavorting along the boardwalk at the local amusement park.




And then much fun was had at the arcade. Doesn't that plastic motorcycle just look fast? It's the red paint job. Red just screams speed.




And for those curious, here's a closeup of the entire hat itself.




Bonus points for already having an interesting hat in my avatar? It's got ears!