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December 20th, 2009 5:13 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: From something that has died or ceased functioning, create a space for life to thrive.
Bonus points if humans inhabit its eyebrow.

I killed it. Then I wove its skeleton into a nursery. Now it grows again, inside a basket made of its own bones.

(See the picture captions for the full story.)

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Ivy

Ivy

English ivy is really tough. Once, I put a bunch into a black plastic bag, waited weeks, and then put it into the compost. It started growing again in the compost. But, boiling for four hours does kill it.


Bones

Bones

After boiling about a hundred feet of ivy, I stripped off the fleshy part of the vines. The tough inner core, or skeleton, is only about 20% of the diameter of the original vines.


Soak

Soak

The vines dry stiff, but a good soak gets them pliable again.


Bottom

Bottom

I got a book from the library, "Basic Baskets," by Mara Cary. It has great instructions for making your first basket, starting with ten pieces as the stakes, and doing a simple twining weave to make the bottom of the basket.


Up-setting

Up-setting

After forming the bottom with a simple twining weave, I switched to a three rod wale weave when it was time to up-set the stakes to make the sides of the basket. The three rod wale puts a bit more material on the outside of the basket, forming a slight rim around the bottom edge.


Weaving up the sides

Weaving up the sides

I liked how the three rode wale weave looked, so I kept using it. Because my vines varied quite a lot in diameter, I think a three-strand twining weave probably smooths out the variation better than a two-strand twist.


Shaping

Shaping

As I wove up the sides, I stretched and shaped the basket so that it sits mostly flat on its bottom, and the sides curve up.


Done

Done

I finished the basket by weaving the stakes together to make a top rim.


New life

New life

Although I'd harvested and boiled down quite a bit of ivy out of my tiny yard, there was still a lot of live ivy left. I transplanted some into the basket.


Growing out of a basket of bones

Growing out of a basket of bones

Now I know how to make baskets, and I have a new houseplant.



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posted by teucer on December 20th, 2009 6:54 PM

Simple, elegant, perfect.

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posted by rongo rongo on December 22nd, 2009 8:29 PM

Thanks! A separate attempt at an egg-style rib basket has so far produced only puzzlement, so I'm pleased that this style was more scrutible.

wonderful
posted by Ombwah on December 20th, 2009 8:18 PM

and, as if in compliment, ivy is one of my most favorite plants.

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posted by rongo rongo on December 21st, 2009 6:23 AM

For me, it's one of those love/hate plants. I love how it's low maintenance, evergreenish, and pretty. I hate how it tries to take over. Good thing it doesn't have opposable thumbs.

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posted by teucer on December 21st, 2009 9:53 AM

If ivy had opposable thumbs, it would be kudzu.

wow
posted by Beetle bomb on December 22nd, 2009 10:04 PM

you continually amaze me!

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posted by rongo rongo on December 23rd, 2009 6:51 AM

we should collaborate sometime!

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posted by saille is planting praxis on December 23rd, 2009 11:39 AM

This disturbs me somehow -- perhaps it's the killing it on purpose. but seriously, some amount of ivy always survives anything, and the end result is awesome.

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posted by Wolf on December 23rd, 2009 4:24 PM

I find it slightly chilling too. Which makes me like this even more.

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posted by Lincøln on December 24th, 2009 12:04 AM

I have no problem with killing plants. Especially ivy.

I'm opposed to unnecessary plant killing however.

But I plant lots of plants and have no problem taking plants that I don't need out. Like ivy. Or bougainvillea. See that? I know how to spell bougainvillea. You should all learn it because it could win you money as a bar bet. Because nobody knows how to spell bougainvillea, but they all know how to get stabbed by its horrible thorns.

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posted by rongo rongo on December 25th, 2009 2:20 PM

Ivy and other vines are my second type of arch-nemesis, after yew and other hedges. I battle them back every year, but never really overcome them.

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posted by Mr Everyday on December 26th, 2009 7:56 AM

Gorse and Broom. If ever there were plants needing killed, that's them.

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posted by teucer on December 26th, 2009 8:39 AM

Wait Mr. E aren't you from New Zealand?

...because I'm used to thinking constructions like "needing killed" were unique to certain parts of the US. Huh.

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posted by Mr Everyday on December 27th, 2009 3:39 AM

Funny, I thought that the American version was "...Need killing", but that could just be me...

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posted by teucer on December 27th, 2009 7:01 AM

In most of America it is.