15 + 24 points
Correspond with a spammer by Jeffrey Sayers
May 10th, 2011 1:48 PM
Correspond with a spammer? Cool, I've got lots of those, sending me messages and stuff when I get on my yahoo mail. Here are all my conversations to this day.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Teresa Fueyo (1:31 AM): hey u there?
Jeffrey (1:46 AM): Yeah, hi! I don't think we've met before.
Teresa Fueyo (1:47 AM): hey
Jeffrey (1:47 AM): So, how are you?
Teresa Fueyo (1:47 AM): I'm great babe!! how about yourself?
Jeffrey (1:48 AM): Pretty great!
Teresa Fueyo (1:48 AM): whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Jeffrey (1:48 AM): Hmmm. Sounds sketchy.
Teresa Fueyo (1:48 AM): i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Jeffrey (1:49 AM): Well that's no good.
Teresa Fueyo (1:49 AM): well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Jeffrey (1:50 AM): I didn't know that was counted as a fetish?
Teresa Fueyo (1:50 AM): have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Jeffrey (1:51 AM): I'm sure someone supervises.
Teresa Fueyo (1:51 AM): here, click this, this is my link on there http://twurl.nl/5zqn75
Jeffrey (1:52 AM): I didn't say yes though.
Teresa Fueyo (1:52 AM): go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (1:52 AM): I'm not 18 though.
Teresa Fueyo (1:53 AM): i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Jeffrey (1:53 AM): we had a good conversation going at first, why did it go downhill so fast?
Teresa Fueyo (1:53 AM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...thissite doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Jeffrey (1:55 AM): But I don't want to chat with you anymore.
Teresa Fueyo (1:55 AM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Jeffrey (1:56 AM): That SO wasn't an accident. I'm offended, robot.
Teresa Fueyo (1:56 AM): bot? like a robot? lol
Jeffrey (1:57 AM): Yeah, like a robot.
Teresa Fueyo (1:57 AM): bot? like a robot? lol
Jeffrey (1:58 AM): I just answered your question. What other words do you know?
Teresa Fueyo (1:58 AM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Jeffrey (1:58 AM): I don't get it. I'm not coming to your website.
Teresa Fueyo (1:59 AM): its http://twurl.nl/et5ska click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (1:59 AM): ...website.
Teresa Fueyo (1:59 AM): its http://twurl.nl/dp2xsa click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (1:59 AM): I found another one of your words!
Jeffrey (1:59 AM): robot!
Teresa Fueyo (1:59 AM): i dont think so
Teresa Fueyo (1:59 AM): im the girl in the main video that loads
Jeffrey (2:00 AM): Oh really now?
Teresa Fueyo (2:00 AM): yes im real
Jeffrey (2:00 AM): hmmm.
Teresa Fueyo (2:00 AM): k
Jeffrey (2:01 AM): Are you 100% sure?
Teresa Fueyo (2:01 AM): are u in babe??
Jeffrey (2:01 AM): You are totally a robot.
Teresa Fueyo (2:01 AM): bot? like a robot? lol
Jeffrey (2:02 AM): You've already said that! ha! Caught you again.
Teresa Fueyo (2:02 AM): k
Jeffrey (2:02 AM): What's that? Can't accept defeat?
Jeffrey (2:03 AM): That's what I thought!
Jeffrey (2:03 AM): You...
Jeffrey (2:03 AM): You...
Jeffrey (2:03 AM): YOU ROBOT!
Jeffrey (2:03 AM): We shall meet again!
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Teresa Fueyo (2:55 PM): hey u there?
Jeffrey (2:56 PM): hey! We talked before! Robot, right?
Teresa Fueyo (2:56 PM): hey
Jeffrey (2:56 PM): How's it going?
Teresa Fueyo (2:56 PM): whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Jeffrey (2:57 PM): You said that before.
Teresa Fueyo (2:57 PM): i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Jeffrey (2:57 PM): You said that before too.
Jeffrey (2:57 PM): Robot.
Teresa Fueyo (2:57 PM): i dont think so
Teresa Fueyo (2:57 PM): well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Jeffrey (2:59 PM): Wait, hang on. Are you saying "well..." as if having a fetish for being on camera is an attribute of a robot? I don't get it.
Jeffrey (2:59 PM): ROBOT!
Teresa Fueyo (2:59 PM): not the last time i checked
Teresa Fueyo (2:59 PM): have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Jeffrey (3:00 PM): So it isn't an attribute of a robot? Kaaay. And no, we've been over this.
Teresa Fueyo (3:00 PM): i dont think so
Jeffrey (3:01 PM): We have been over this!
Teresa Fueyo (3:01 PM): here, click this, this is my link on there http://twurl.nl/eas02b
Jeffrey (3:01 PM): it's all about the links, isn't it.
Teresa Fueyo (3:01 PM): whats a bot?
Jeffrey (3:02 PM): Don't make this spammer/robot and human relationship we got going on anymore complicated than it already is.
Teresa Fueyo (3:02 PM): nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
Jeffrey (3:03 PM): You jerk, I didn't mean spam as in the food.
Teresa Fueyo (3:03 PM): nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
Jeffrey (3:04 PM): You just said that...Also, I'm not sure if I like you flaunting your vegetarianism in my face.
Teresa Fueyo (3:05 PM): go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (3:05 PM): Don't you try to change the subject!
Teresa Fueyo (3:05 PM): i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Jeffrey (3:06 PM): look, if you keep doing this, I'm not sure if our relationship can continue.
Teresa Fueyo (3:06 PM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...thissite doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Jeffrey (3:07 PM): This conversation isn't going well.
Teresa Fueyo (3:07 PM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Jeffrey (3:10 PM): I'm sort of offended, Teresa.
Teresa Fueyo (3:11 PM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Jeffrey (3:11 PM): I won't be joining you.
Teresa Fueyo (3:11 PM): im the girl in the main video that loads
Jeffrey (3:12 PM): I'm not going to your most likely virus infested website.
Jeffrey (3:12 PM): D:<
Teresa Fueyo (3:12 PM): its http://twurl.nl/nrtxnp click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Teresa Fueyo (3:12 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:13 PM): I told you no. Just saying "k" isn't going to make this conflict go away!
Teresa Fueyo (3:13 PM): no problem! PEACE!!
Jeffrey (3:14 PM): How...ironic. Starting conflict and your goodbye is "peace". Well, I'm upset with you spam bot.
Teresa Fueyo (3:14 PM): Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://twurl.nl/yeu2iz just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (3:15 PM): I'm never going, Teresa. Or should I say spam bot?
Teresa Fueyo (3:16 PM): nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
Jeffrey (3:16 PM): You should get your programmer to make some better come backs.
Teresa Fueyo (3:16 PM): are u in babe??
Jeffrey (3:17 PM): nope.
Teresa Fueyo (3:17 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:18 PM): There you go again. Why can't we solve our problems the logical way? Why do you always have to put "k"? Talk to me, Teresa!
Jeffrey (3:19 PM): I suppose we can talk later then.
Jeffrey (3:19 PM): Goodbye.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Teresa Fueyo (7:19 PM): hey u there?
Jeffrey (7:20 PM): Hey! It's been a while!
Teresa Fueyo (7:20 PM): hey
Jeffrey (7:21 PM): How are you?
Teresa Fueyo (7:21 PM): whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Jeffrey (7:22 PM): Listen, I know we've talked before. Do you not remember? Maybe your program should add support for short term memory loss.
Teresa Fueyo (7:22 PM): i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Jeffrey (7:22 PM): No, seriously, talk to your programmer.
Teresa Fueyo (7:22 PM): well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Jeffrey (7:23 PM): I'm not into that, sorry. We've been over this.
Teresa Fueyo (7:23 PM): have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Jeffrey (7:24 PM): Never have, never will. But hey, listen. Would your robot parents be proud if they found out you were whoring yourself out to yahoo mail users?
Teresa Fueyo (7:24 PM): i dont think so
Jeffrey (7:25 PM): are you sure? I mean, I'm sure you're better than this.
Teresa Fueyo (7:25 PM): here, click this, this is my link on there http://twurl.nl/qc0izk
Jeffrey (7:26 PM): No, okay? We can't just skip around all these problems.
Teresa Fueyo (7:26 PM): go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (7:27 PM): I'm not though, we've been over this too. Is this why you're whoring yourself out via yahoo mail? Paired with short term memory loss so you don't remember all the terrible things you did?
Teresa Fueyo (7:27 PM): i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Jeffrey (7:28 PM): Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd rather continue reading The Catcher in the Rye.
Teresa Fueyo (7:29 PM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...thissite doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Jeffrey (7:30 PM): It's okay, I'll never record you, I'll be too busy being awesome, also not being a whore.
Teresa Fueyo (7:30 PM): 24/f/Houston
Jeffrey (7:31 PM): wait what? I didn't even say a/s/l. Also, I didn't know you were in Houston, me too computer friend!
Teresa Fueyo is Available (7:33 PM)
Jeffrey (7:33 PM): Well, alright.
Teresa Fueyo (7:33 PM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Jeffrey (7:34 PM): I not okay with that, I hope you know. :/
Teresa Fueyo (7:34 PM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Jeffrey (7:34 PM): no, stop it, you're program could be used for SUCH better things!
Teresa Fueyo (7:35 PM): im the girl in the main video that loads
Jeffrey (7:35 PM): I don't even care! You're degrading yourself robot friend!
Teresa Fueyo (7:35 PM): not the last time i checked
Jeffrey (7:36 PM): You sooooo are.
Teresa Fueyo (7:36 PM): k
Jeffrey (7:37 PM): There you go again with the "k" thing. C'mon. Don't be a jerk.
Teresa Fueyo (7:37 PM): are u in babe??
Jeffrey (7:37 PM): no, I'm leaving.
Teresa Fueyo (7:37 PM): k
Jeffrey (7:37 PM): Alright, bye.
Jeffrey (7:38 PM): Think about this conversation we've had.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
(Teresa left to…somewhere, so now Roxy wants to talk.)
roxy9110 (1:41 PM): hey there
Jeffrey (1:41 PM): How's it going?
roxy9110 (1:41 PM): im good, you?
Jeffrey (1:41 PM): I'm alright.
roxy9110 (1:42 PM): can you pleasee help me out really quick and take an IQ quiz for a major final project I am doing? I need to see how many people out of my friends get over a 105
Jeffrey (1:42 PM): Well, no.
roxy9110 (1:42 PM): just go to http://iqtesting5321.com/?invitecode=3cez8r01ac and take the test.. if you do Ill owe you big time
Jeffrey (1:43 PM): Sorry, I'm too busy facebook stalking people. Sorry bot.
roxy9110 (1:43 PM): it really only takes 2 minutes, come on its fun
Jeffrey (1:44 PM): The last thing I think of when I think "IQ test" is "fun"
roxy9110 (1:44 PM): please let me know what score you get. thanks so much
Jeffrey (1:44 PM): Sorry robot, can't do it.
roxy9110 (1:44 PM): im going to go cook while you do it
Jeffrey (1:44 PM): But I'm not doing it?
roxy9110 (1:45 PM): BRB, let me know your score when im back!
Jeffrey (1:45 PM): No.
Tuesday May 10, 2011
(Susan claims to be Jenny, which Teresa claims to be as well.)
Susan Grunenwald (3:07 PM): hey u there?
Jeffrey (3:08 PM): hey! you type the same way Teresa does. What's your name?
Susan Grunenwald (3:08 PM): hey
Jeffrey (3:08 PM): Don't be shy, what's your name?
Susan Grunenwald (3:09 PM): jennifer, just call me jenny
Jeffrey (3:09 PM): Woah, that's the same name Teresa gave me.
Susan Grunenwald (3:09 PM): jennifer is my real name but all my friends call me jenny
Jeffrey (3:09 PM): Yeah, same name.
Susan Grunenwald (3:10 PM): jennifer, just call me jenny
Jeffrey (3:10 PM): Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Susan Grunenwald (3:10 PM): whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Jeffrey (3:10 PM): I must be popular on it then?
Susan Grunenwald (3:11 PM): i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Jeffrey (3:11 PM): Why is my name associated with "bad things"? Honesty, I'm a pretty good guy.
Susan Grunenwald (3:11 PM): jennifer, just call me jenny
Jeffrey (3:12 PM): yeah, I got it. Cool name.
Susan Grunenwald (3:12 PM): jennifer, just call me jenny
Jeffrey (3:12 PM): You know, you need to work on understanding sentences, not just words.
Susan Grunenwald (3:13 PM): well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Jeffrey (3:13 PM): only if it involves my junk and a credit card.
Susan Grunenwald (3:13 PM): have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Jeffrey (3:13 PM): Not interested.
Susan Grunenwald (3:14 PM): here, click this, this is my link on there http://access.im/3/yahoocamfun
Jeffrey (3:14 PM): naaaaah.
Susan Grunenwald (3:14 PM): go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (3:14 PM): You know, I was just kidding.
Susan Grunenwald (3:14 PM): i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Jeffrey (3:15 PM): No. I really gotta work on my english paper.
Susan Grunenwald (3:15 PM): yes im real
Jeffrey (3:16 PM): work?
Susan Grunenwald (3:16 PM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Jeffrey (3:16 PM): oh. I guess that's not the word. is it no?
Susan Grunenwald (3:17 PM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Jeffrey (3:17 PM): I guess not.
Susan Grunenwald (3:17 PM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Jeffrey (3:18 PM): No, it's alright. Just ask Jenny, I never go to that stupid site.
Susan Grunenwald (3:18 PM): its http://access.im/3/yahoocamfun click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (3:18 PM): Noooooooooooooo.
Susan Grunenwald (3:18 PM): im the girl in the main video that loads
Jeffrey (3:19 PM): Is that supposed to persuade me?
Susan Grunenwald (3:19 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:20 PM): that's not even a real answer.
Susan Grunenwald (3:20 PM): yes im real
Jeffrey (3:20 PM): for real?
Susan Grunenwald (3:20 PM): yes im real
Jeffrey (3:20 PM): for real, for real?
Susan Grunenwald (3:20 PM): yes im real
Jeffrey (3:21 PM): For really real?
Susan Grunenwald (3:21 PM): yes im real
Jeffrey (3:21 PM): k.
Susan Grunenwald (3:21 PM): are u in babe??
Jeffrey (3:21 PM): No.
Susan Grunenwald (3:21 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:21 PM): kay, later.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Teresa Fueyo (3:07 PM): hey u there?
Jeffrey (3:30 PM): HEY, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME
Teresa Fueyo (3:30 PM): hey
Jeffrey (3:31 PM): CUT TO THE CHASE, THEY'RE COMING
Teresa Fueyo (3:31 PM): whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Jeffrey (3:31 PM): LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT
Jeffrey (3:31 PM): MONEY?
Teresa Fueyo (3:31 PM): i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Jeffrey (3:32 PM): DON'T NEED TO WASTE MY TIME, WHAT DO YOU WANT JENNY.
Jeffrey (3:32 PM): WHAT
Jeffrey (3:32 PM): DO
Jeffrey (3:32 PM): YOU
Jeffrey (3:32 PM): WANT
Teresa Fueyo (3:32 PM): well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Jeffrey (3:33 PM): THERE IS NO TIME
Teresa Fueyo (3:33 PM): have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Jeffrey (3:33 PM): NO, BUT WHAT MATTERS IS MY LIFE, AND I REALLY NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
Teresa Fueyo (3:34 PM): here, click this, this is my link on there http://access.im/3/yahoocamfun
Jeffrey (3:34 PM): WILL IT SAVE MY LIFE?
Teresa Fueyo (3:34 PM): go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (3:34 PM): JENNY
Jeffrey (3:34 PM): CUT
Jeffrey (3:34 PM): THE
Jeffrey (3:34 PM): CRAP
Teresa Fueyo (3:34 PM): i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Jeffrey (3:35 PM): I'M LEAVING NOW, THEY'RE HERE
Teresa Fueyo (3:35 PM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...thissite doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Jeffrey (3:35 PM): OH GOD, THEY'RE GOING TO KI-
Jeffrey (3:35 PM): *boom*
Teresa Fueyo (3:36 PM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Teresa Fueyo (3:36 PM): Like a transformer robot?? what the hell are u talking about?
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): ...
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): ...
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): ...
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): ...
Teresa Fueyo (3:36 PM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): lol no
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): I got you
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): lol
Jeffrey (3:37 PM): you thought i was dead
Jeffrey (3:37 PM): didn't you.
Jeffrey (3:37 PM): ???
Teresa Fueyo (3:37 PM): im the girl in the main video that loads
Jeffrey (3:37 PM): lol i so got you
Jeffrey (3:37 PM): lolololololololololololololol
Teresa Fueyo (3:37 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:38 PM): lol u mad brah
Jeffrey (3:38 PM): lol u mad
Jeffrey (3:38 PM): lol
Teresa Fueyo (3:38 PM): are u in babe??
Jeffrey (3:38 PM): just kidding, i'm just messing around.
Teresa Fueyo (3:38 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:38 PM): k. bye!
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Jeffrey (3:40 PM): Roxy9110!
Jeffrey (3:40 PM): ARE
Jeffrey (3:40 PM): YOU
Jeffrey (3:40 PM): READY?
roxy9110 (3:40 PM): hey there
Jeffrey (3:40 PM): ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?
roxy9110 (3:40 PM): can you pleasee help me out really quick and take an IQ quiz for a major final project I am doing? I need to see how many people out of my friends get over a 105
roxy9110 (3:40 PM): just go to http://iqtesting1021.com/?invitecode=3cez8r01ac and take the test.. if u do I will owe you big time
Jeffrey (3:41 PM): No, sorry, I'm here to rock.
roxy9110 (3:41 PM): please let me know what score you get. thanks so much
Jeffrey (3:41 PM): i got a 9001. What do I win?
roxy9110 (3:41 PM): im going to go cook while you do it
Jeffrey (3:42 PM): I already did it! I won!
roxy9110 (3:42 PM): BRB, let me know your score when im back!
Jeffrey (3:42 PM): I came here to rock though! Not to take IQ quizzes!
Jeffrey (3:43 PM): jerk D:<
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Teresa Fueyo (1:31 AM): hey u there?
Jeffrey (1:46 AM): Yeah, hi! I don't think we've met before.
Teresa Fueyo (1:47 AM): hey
Jeffrey (1:47 AM): So, how are you?
Teresa Fueyo (1:47 AM): I'm great babe!! how about yourself?
Jeffrey (1:48 AM): Pretty great!
Teresa Fueyo (1:48 AM): whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Jeffrey (1:48 AM): Hmmm. Sounds sketchy.
Teresa Fueyo (1:48 AM): i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Jeffrey (1:49 AM): Well that's no good.
Teresa Fueyo (1:49 AM): well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Jeffrey (1:50 AM): I didn't know that was counted as a fetish?
Teresa Fueyo (1:50 AM): have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Jeffrey (1:51 AM): I'm sure someone supervises.
Teresa Fueyo (1:51 AM): here, click this, this is my link on there http://twurl.nl/5zqn75
Jeffrey (1:52 AM): I didn't say yes though.
Teresa Fueyo (1:52 AM): go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (1:52 AM): I'm not 18 though.
Teresa Fueyo (1:53 AM): i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Jeffrey (1:53 AM): we had a good conversation going at first, why did it go downhill so fast?
Teresa Fueyo (1:53 AM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...thissite doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Jeffrey (1:55 AM): But I don't want to chat with you anymore.
Teresa Fueyo (1:55 AM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Jeffrey (1:56 AM): That SO wasn't an accident. I'm offended, robot.
Teresa Fueyo (1:56 AM): bot? like a robot? lol
Jeffrey (1:57 AM): Yeah, like a robot.
Teresa Fueyo (1:57 AM): bot? like a robot? lol
Jeffrey (1:58 AM): I just answered your question. What other words do you know?
Teresa Fueyo (1:58 AM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Jeffrey (1:58 AM): I don't get it. I'm not coming to your website.
Teresa Fueyo (1:59 AM): its http://twurl.nl/et5ska click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (1:59 AM): ...website.
Teresa Fueyo (1:59 AM): its http://twurl.nl/dp2xsa click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (1:59 AM): I found another one of your words!
Jeffrey (1:59 AM): robot!
Teresa Fueyo (1:59 AM): i dont think so
Teresa Fueyo (1:59 AM): im the girl in the main video that loads
Jeffrey (2:00 AM): Oh really now?
Teresa Fueyo (2:00 AM): yes im real
Jeffrey (2:00 AM): hmmm.
Teresa Fueyo (2:00 AM): k
Jeffrey (2:01 AM): Are you 100% sure?
Teresa Fueyo (2:01 AM): are u in babe??
Jeffrey (2:01 AM): You are totally a robot.
Teresa Fueyo (2:01 AM): bot? like a robot? lol
Jeffrey (2:02 AM): You've already said that! ha! Caught you again.
Teresa Fueyo (2:02 AM): k
Jeffrey (2:02 AM): What's that? Can't accept defeat?
Jeffrey (2:03 AM): That's what I thought!
Jeffrey (2:03 AM): You...
Jeffrey (2:03 AM): You...
Jeffrey (2:03 AM): YOU ROBOT!
Jeffrey (2:03 AM): We shall meet again!
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Teresa Fueyo (2:55 PM): hey u there?
Jeffrey (2:56 PM): hey! We talked before! Robot, right?
Teresa Fueyo (2:56 PM): hey
Jeffrey (2:56 PM): How's it going?
Teresa Fueyo (2:56 PM): whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Jeffrey (2:57 PM): You said that before.
Teresa Fueyo (2:57 PM): i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Jeffrey (2:57 PM): You said that before too.
Jeffrey (2:57 PM): Robot.
Teresa Fueyo (2:57 PM): i dont think so
Teresa Fueyo (2:57 PM): well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Jeffrey (2:59 PM): Wait, hang on. Are you saying "well..." as if having a fetish for being on camera is an attribute of a robot? I don't get it.
Jeffrey (2:59 PM): ROBOT!
Teresa Fueyo (2:59 PM): not the last time i checked
Teresa Fueyo (2:59 PM): have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Jeffrey (3:00 PM): So it isn't an attribute of a robot? Kaaay. And no, we've been over this.
Teresa Fueyo (3:00 PM): i dont think so
Jeffrey (3:01 PM): We have been over this!
Teresa Fueyo (3:01 PM): here, click this, this is my link on there http://twurl.nl/eas02b
Jeffrey (3:01 PM): it's all about the links, isn't it.
Teresa Fueyo (3:01 PM): whats a bot?
Jeffrey (3:02 PM): Don't make this spammer/robot and human relationship we got going on anymore complicated than it already is.
Teresa Fueyo (3:02 PM): nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
Jeffrey (3:03 PM): You jerk, I didn't mean spam as in the food.
Teresa Fueyo (3:03 PM): nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
Jeffrey (3:04 PM): You just said that...Also, I'm not sure if I like you flaunting your vegetarianism in my face.
Teresa Fueyo (3:05 PM): go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (3:05 PM): Don't you try to change the subject!
Teresa Fueyo (3:05 PM): i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Jeffrey (3:06 PM): look, if you keep doing this, I'm not sure if our relationship can continue.
Teresa Fueyo (3:06 PM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...thissite doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Jeffrey (3:07 PM): This conversation isn't going well.
Teresa Fueyo (3:07 PM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Jeffrey (3:10 PM): I'm sort of offended, Teresa.
Teresa Fueyo (3:11 PM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Jeffrey (3:11 PM): I won't be joining you.
Teresa Fueyo (3:11 PM): im the girl in the main video that loads
Jeffrey (3:12 PM): I'm not going to your most likely virus infested website.
Jeffrey (3:12 PM): D:<
Teresa Fueyo (3:12 PM): its http://twurl.nl/nrtxnp click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Teresa Fueyo (3:12 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:13 PM): I told you no. Just saying "k" isn't going to make this conflict go away!
Teresa Fueyo (3:13 PM): no problem! PEACE!!
Jeffrey (3:14 PM): How...ironic. Starting conflict and your goodbye is "peace". Well, I'm upset with you spam bot.
Teresa Fueyo (3:14 PM): Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://twurl.nl/yeu2iz just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (3:15 PM): I'm never going, Teresa. Or should I say spam bot?
Teresa Fueyo (3:16 PM): nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
Jeffrey (3:16 PM): You should get your programmer to make some better come backs.
Teresa Fueyo (3:16 PM): are u in babe??
Jeffrey (3:17 PM): nope.
Teresa Fueyo (3:17 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:18 PM): There you go again. Why can't we solve our problems the logical way? Why do you always have to put "k"? Talk to me, Teresa!
Jeffrey (3:19 PM): I suppose we can talk later then.
Jeffrey (3:19 PM): Goodbye.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Teresa Fueyo (7:19 PM): hey u there?
Jeffrey (7:20 PM): Hey! It's been a while!
Teresa Fueyo (7:20 PM): hey
Jeffrey (7:21 PM): How are you?
Teresa Fueyo (7:21 PM): whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Jeffrey (7:22 PM): Listen, I know we've talked before. Do you not remember? Maybe your program should add support for short term memory loss.
Teresa Fueyo (7:22 PM): i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Jeffrey (7:22 PM): No, seriously, talk to your programmer.
Teresa Fueyo (7:22 PM): well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Jeffrey (7:23 PM): I'm not into that, sorry. We've been over this.
Teresa Fueyo (7:23 PM): have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Jeffrey (7:24 PM): Never have, never will. But hey, listen. Would your robot parents be proud if they found out you were whoring yourself out to yahoo mail users?
Teresa Fueyo (7:24 PM): i dont think so
Jeffrey (7:25 PM): are you sure? I mean, I'm sure you're better than this.
Teresa Fueyo (7:25 PM): here, click this, this is my link on there http://twurl.nl/qc0izk
Jeffrey (7:26 PM): No, okay? We can't just skip around all these problems.
Teresa Fueyo (7:26 PM): go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (7:27 PM): I'm not though, we've been over this too. Is this why you're whoring yourself out via yahoo mail? Paired with short term memory loss so you don't remember all the terrible things you did?
Teresa Fueyo (7:27 PM): i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Jeffrey (7:28 PM): Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd rather continue reading The Catcher in the Rye.
Teresa Fueyo (7:29 PM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...thissite doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Jeffrey (7:30 PM): It's okay, I'll never record you, I'll be too busy being awesome, also not being a whore.
Teresa Fueyo (7:30 PM): 24/f/Houston
Jeffrey (7:31 PM): wait what? I didn't even say a/s/l. Also, I didn't know you were in Houston, me too computer friend!
Teresa Fueyo is Available (7:33 PM)
Jeffrey (7:33 PM): Well, alright.
Teresa Fueyo (7:33 PM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Jeffrey (7:34 PM): I not okay with that, I hope you know. :/
Teresa Fueyo (7:34 PM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Jeffrey (7:34 PM): no, stop it, you're program could be used for SUCH better things!
Teresa Fueyo (7:35 PM): im the girl in the main video that loads
Jeffrey (7:35 PM): I don't even care! You're degrading yourself robot friend!
Teresa Fueyo (7:35 PM): not the last time i checked
Jeffrey (7:36 PM): You sooooo are.
Teresa Fueyo (7:36 PM): k
Jeffrey (7:37 PM): There you go again with the "k" thing. C'mon. Don't be a jerk.
Teresa Fueyo (7:37 PM): are u in babe??
Jeffrey (7:37 PM): no, I'm leaving.
Teresa Fueyo (7:37 PM): k
Jeffrey (7:37 PM): Alright, bye.
Jeffrey (7:38 PM): Think about this conversation we've had.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
(Teresa left to…somewhere, so now Roxy wants to talk.)
roxy9110 (1:41 PM): hey there
Jeffrey (1:41 PM): How's it going?
roxy9110 (1:41 PM): im good, you?
Jeffrey (1:41 PM): I'm alright.
roxy9110 (1:42 PM): can you pleasee help me out really quick and take an IQ quiz for a major final project I am doing? I need to see how many people out of my friends get over a 105
Jeffrey (1:42 PM): Well, no.
roxy9110 (1:42 PM): just go to http://iqtesting5321.com/?invitecode=3cez8r01ac and take the test.. if you do Ill owe you big time
Jeffrey (1:43 PM): Sorry, I'm too busy facebook stalking people. Sorry bot.
roxy9110 (1:43 PM): it really only takes 2 minutes, come on its fun
Jeffrey (1:44 PM): The last thing I think of when I think "IQ test" is "fun"
roxy9110 (1:44 PM): please let me know what score you get. thanks so much
Jeffrey (1:44 PM): Sorry robot, can't do it.
roxy9110 (1:44 PM): im going to go cook while you do it
Jeffrey (1:44 PM): But I'm not doing it?
roxy9110 (1:45 PM): BRB, let me know your score when im back!
Jeffrey (1:45 PM): No.
Tuesday May 10, 2011
(Susan claims to be Jenny, which Teresa claims to be as well.)
Susan Grunenwald (3:07 PM): hey u there?
Jeffrey (3:08 PM): hey! you type the same way Teresa does. What's your name?
Susan Grunenwald (3:08 PM): hey
Jeffrey (3:08 PM): Don't be shy, what's your name?
Susan Grunenwald (3:09 PM): jennifer, just call me jenny
Jeffrey (3:09 PM): Woah, that's the same name Teresa gave me.
Susan Grunenwald (3:09 PM): jennifer is my real name but all my friends call me jenny
Jeffrey (3:09 PM): Yeah, same name.
Susan Grunenwald (3:10 PM): jennifer, just call me jenny
Jeffrey (3:10 PM): Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Susan Grunenwald (3:10 PM): whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Jeffrey (3:10 PM): I must be popular on it then?
Susan Grunenwald (3:11 PM): i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Jeffrey (3:11 PM): Why is my name associated with "bad things"? Honesty, I'm a pretty good guy.
Susan Grunenwald (3:11 PM): jennifer, just call me jenny
Jeffrey (3:12 PM): yeah, I got it. Cool name.
Susan Grunenwald (3:12 PM): jennifer, just call me jenny
Jeffrey (3:12 PM): You know, you need to work on understanding sentences, not just words.
Susan Grunenwald (3:13 PM): well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Jeffrey (3:13 PM): only if it involves my junk and a credit card.
Susan Grunenwald (3:13 PM): have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Jeffrey (3:13 PM): Not interested.
Susan Grunenwald (3:14 PM): here, click this, this is my link on there http://access.im/3/yahoocamfun
Jeffrey (3:14 PM): naaaaah.
Susan Grunenwald (3:14 PM): go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (3:14 PM): You know, I was just kidding.
Susan Grunenwald (3:14 PM): i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Jeffrey (3:15 PM): No. I really gotta work on my english paper.
Susan Grunenwald (3:15 PM): yes im real
Jeffrey (3:16 PM): work?
Susan Grunenwald (3:16 PM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Jeffrey (3:16 PM): oh. I guess that's not the word. is it no?
Susan Grunenwald (3:17 PM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Jeffrey (3:17 PM): I guess not.
Susan Grunenwald (3:17 PM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Jeffrey (3:18 PM): No, it's alright. Just ask Jenny, I never go to that stupid site.
Susan Grunenwald (3:18 PM): its http://access.im/3/yahoocamfun click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (3:18 PM): Noooooooooooooo.
Susan Grunenwald (3:18 PM): im the girl in the main video that loads
Jeffrey (3:19 PM): Is that supposed to persuade me?
Susan Grunenwald (3:19 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:20 PM): that's not even a real answer.
Susan Grunenwald (3:20 PM): yes im real
Jeffrey (3:20 PM): for real?
Susan Grunenwald (3:20 PM): yes im real
Jeffrey (3:20 PM): for real, for real?
Susan Grunenwald (3:20 PM): yes im real
Jeffrey (3:21 PM): For really real?
Susan Grunenwald (3:21 PM): yes im real
Jeffrey (3:21 PM): k.
Susan Grunenwald (3:21 PM): are u in babe??
Jeffrey (3:21 PM): No.
Susan Grunenwald (3:21 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:21 PM): kay, later.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Teresa Fueyo (3:07 PM): hey u there?
Jeffrey (3:30 PM): HEY, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME
Teresa Fueyo (3:30 PM): hey
Jeffrey (3:31 PM): CUT TO THE CHASE, THEY'RE COMING
Teresa Fueyo (3:31 PM): whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Jeffrey (3:31 PM): LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT
Jeffrey (3:31 PM): MONEY?
Teresa Fueyo (3:31 PM): i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Jeffrey (3:32 PM): DON'T NEED TO WASTE MY TIME, WHAT DO YOU WANT JENNY.
Jeffrey (3:32 PM): WHAT
Jeffrey (3:32 PM): DO
Jeffrey (3:32 PM): YOU
Jeffrey (3:32 PM): WANT
Teresa Fueyo (3:32 PM): well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Jeffrey (3:33 PM): THERE IS NO TIME
Teresa Fueyo (3:33 PM): have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Jeffrey (3:33 PM): NO, BUT WHAT MATTERS IS MY LIFE, AND I REALLY NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
Teresa Fueyo (3:34 PM): here, click this, this is my link on there http://access.im/3/yahoocamfun
Jeffrey (3:34 PM): WILL IT SAVE MY LIFE?
Teresa Fueyo (3:34 PM): go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Jeffrey (3:34 PM): JENNY
Jeffrey (3:34 PM): CUT
Jeffrey (3:34 PM): THE
Jeffrey (3:34 PM): CRAP
Teresa Fueyo (3:34 PM): i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Jeffrey (3:35 PM): I'M LEAVING NOW, THEY'RE HERE
Teresa Fueyo (3:35 PM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...thissite doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Jeffrey (3:35 PM): OH GOD, THEY'RE GOING TO KI-
Jeffrey (3:35 PM): *boom*
Teresa Fueyo (3:36 PM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Teresa Fueyo (3:36 PM): Like a transformer robot?? what the hell are u talking about?
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): ...
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): ...
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): ...
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): ...
Teresa Fueyo (3:36 PM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): lol no
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): I got you
Jeffrey (3:36 PM): lol
Jeffrey (3:37 PM): you thought i was dead
Jeffrey (3:37 PM): didn't you.
Jeffrey (3:37 PM): ???
Teresa Fueyo (3:37 PM): im the girl in the main video that loads
Jeffrey (3:37 PM): lol i so got you
Jeffrey (3:37 PM): lolololololololololololololol
Teresa Fueyo (3:37 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:38 PM): lol u mad brah
Jeffrey (3:38 PM): lol u mad
Jeffrey (3:38 PM): lol
Teresa Fueyo (3:38 PM): are u in babe??
Jeffrey (3:38 PM): just kidding, i'm just messing around.
Teresa Fueyo (3:38 PM): k
Jeffrey (3:38 PM): k. bye!
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Jeffrey (3:40 PM): Roxy9110!
Jeffrey (3:40 PM): ARE
Jeffrey (3:40 PM): YOU
Jeffrey (3:40 PM): READY?
roxy9110 (3:40 PM): hey there
Jeffrey (3:40 PM): ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?
roxy9110 (3:40 PM): can you pleasee help me out really quick and take an IQ quiz for a major final project I am doing? I need to see how many people out of my friends get over a 105
roxy9110 (3:40 PM): just go to http://iqtesting1021.com/?invitecode=3cez8r01ac and take the test.. if u do I will owe you big time
Jeffrey (3:41 PM): No, sorry, I'm here to rock.
roxy9110 (3:41 PM): please let me know what score you get. thanks so much
Jeffrey (3:41 PM): i got a 9001. What do I win?
roxy9110 (3:41 PM): im going to go cook while you do it
Jeffrey (3:42 PM): I already did it! I won!
roxy9110 (3:42 PM): BRB, let me know your score when im back!
Jeffrey (3:42 PM): I came here to rock though! Not to take IQ quizzes!
Jeffrey (3:43 PM): jerk D:<
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posted by Samantha on May 11th, 2011 4:55 PM
"Why is my name associated with "bad things"? Honesty, I'm a pretty good guy."
ahaha!
This one is the funniest i've read so far
posted by Lincøln on May 11th, 2011 10:44 PM
Then you haven't read enough Correspond With A Spammer praxis.
posted by transit monkey on May 11th, 2011 6:53 PM
I am a vegetarian... no spam for me!
omg priceless
posted by Jeffrey Sayers on May 14th, 2011 10:38 AM
I don't know, my favorite part of doing this was probably the "for real?" part. I had a little fun with that. I'm still trying to find some more key words and stuff.
I liek eet!