The day started when my alarm went off two hours before I would have to be at work. So my first step was to call in sick. 5 hours later I actually woke up. I started my day as irresponsibly as possible, reviving my old computer game habit. Downloaded a new game, played for three hours, was overcome with self disgust and deleted it along with other games on my hard drive. 8 hours wasted so far! My browser closed itself as it does periodically so I decided to finally finish watching Into the Wild. Afterwords spent some time contemplating the nature of being both inspired and depressed at the same time. And then more time considering that there are probably no new emotions left for me to discover, leaving only odd combinations. Looking forward to hysterically content ennui! Realized that I was taking pictures of my tasking in a scandalously filthy room, so cleaned it. Spent the rest of the evening writing a short story about clowns. I now settle down to sleep at 3:41AM. All that remains is for me to turn on the recording of Swiss-German language lessons. Experimenting to see if I can learn subconsciously.

I would like to thank SF0 for giving me an excuse to waste a day and ignore work. It was most liberating.
Sweet dreams to you all.