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Palindromedary
Level 5: 859 points
Last Logged In: February 16th, 2014
TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: Society for the Superior Completion of Tasks TEAM: San Francisco Zero TEAM: SCIENCE! TEAM: Run-of-the-mill taskers TEAM: MATHEMATICS TEAM: LØVE TEAM: SF0 Skypeness! TEAM: Society for the Restoration of Zombie History TEAM: Verbosely Loquacious Overelaberators BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 2: Trafficker The University of Aesthematics Rank 4: Neoplasticist Humanitarian Crisis Rank 1: Peacekeeper Biome Rank 1: Hiker




15 + 11 points

Everyday Life by Palindromedary

September 15th, 2009 3:50 AM / Location: 37.737088,-122.4865

INSTRUCTIONS: Don't go to work. Don't go to school.

The day started when my alarm went off two hours before I would have to be at work. So my first step was to call in sick. 5 hours later I actually woke up. I started my day as irresponsibly as possible, reviving my old computer game habit. Downloaded a new game, played for three hours, was overcome with self disgust and deleted it along with other games on my hard drive. 8 hours wasted so far! My browser closed itself as it does periodically so I decided to finally finish watching Into the Wild. Afterwords spent some time contemplating the nature of being both inspired and depressed at the same time. And then more time considering that there are probably no new emotions left for me to discover, leaving only odd combinations. Looking forward to hysterically content ennui! Realized that I was taking pictures of my tasking in a scandalously filthy room, so cleaned it. Spent the rest of the evening writing a short story about clowns. I now settle down to sleep at 3:41AM. All that remains is for me to turn on the recording of Swiss-German language lessons. Experimenting to see if I can learn subconsciously.

I would like to thank SF0 for giving me an excuse to waste a day and ignore work. It was most liberating.
Sweet dreams to you all.

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Cieling.jpg

Initial attempts to take a picture of myself met with failure.


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10:05am


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still not waking up.jpg

Noon O Clock.


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argh... 5 more minutes!.jpg

3PM. I wake up in 5 minutes.


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A staple of my diet. Which means a part of your diet that makes you want to staple your lips shut.


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So focused in I don't even notice the gigantic tie-dyed bear about to eat my head.


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Thank you stumbleupon.


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In case you can't read the box it says "Would you like to have all the hours you've wasted on computer games back?"


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Any spare second was spent with this. It opens and there are words in it!


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At 6PM I remember that I have teeth, and decide I'd like to keep them.


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Dying and alone. Smile!


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Watching someone die a slow and painful death from starvation made me hungry.


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The lovely painting is courtesy of my landlord, as is the wall behind it that was never properly finished.


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My printer is gaurded by a dragon and Celtic knotwork.


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Closets... because sometimes it's fun to wear clothes.


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I have more than 15 dollars left until next payday in 4 days. The reasons why are too recent for me to make a humorous story about.


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Apparently I had one beneath all the clothes and trash.


The Last Laugh.rtf

The Last Laugh.rtf

Short story about clowns. About a third of the way done and unedited, will come back and put up the finished version when it exists.



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i stumbled that same banana. +1
posted by Poisøn Lake on September 15th, 2009 4:50 PM

extra point for watching Into the Wild!

Lol... That Banana has made the rounds
posted by Palindromedary on September 15th, 2009 6:05 PM

If you know what I mean.

Yeah... it turned out to be really appropriate because I was avoiding society and living on very little. Awesome.