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The Treasure Hunters by A M

February 6th, 2010 10:00 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Hunt for treasure. Document your search and any treasure you find.

I was woken up by this morning by a friend calling to ask me along to The Bins, the place where Goodwill items go to die. They sell clothes per pound there, and you have to pick through big piles in the eponymous bins, shelves being an unnecessary luxury. I've been once before, and it's a definite treasure-hunting experience -- one person's trash is very literally another's treasure here. Most of this proof is in the pictures, both of utterly baffling junk like this GI Joe grooming kit (???)

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and totally surprising finds

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like this book of records from 1904. I left most things where I found them, except for a bona-fide 8-track tape, something I had never seen before,

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a potato masher, which I plan to boil before using, given the general skeeviness of the whole place, and, the big find, a light up, moving reindeer!

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I have long wanted one of these, not to inflict on my neighbors at Christmas, but to gut and light on fire. (In the ancient Norse tradition, straw goats were burned at midwinter for Thor. My plan involves newspaper and lighter fluid stuffed in a metal reindeer, which seems like a close enough modern approximation to me.) As soon as I can get all the plastic crap off, and hopefully remove the servos, which my partner is excited about, I'm planning a firey test run in the back yard.

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GI Joe grooming kit

GI Joe grooming kit

For the man in your life who views shaving as an assault on a hostile force.


Stuffed horse

Stuffed horse

Now with bonus mohawk.


I'm not sure why I took this picture

I'm not sure why I took this picture

I was looking for a big book to make into a book safe, and I guess in the process I found this book amusing.


His Master's Voice

His Master's Voice

This was a gorgeous leather-bound book of Victrola records from 1904. Treasure for sure...except that I don't have a record player. Tragically, I didn't get it.


Headless rooster

Headless rooster

A headless glass rooster full of olives.


Reindeer!

Reindeer!

This is one of those moving, light-up reindeer people put on their lawns around Christmas.


Soccer trophy

Soccer trophy

For a Shannon Speakman. There turned out to be nearly a dozen soccer and baseball trophies for Shannon and a Brendan who I assume was her brother.


Trophy

Trophy

The labels didn't show up as well as I had hoped.


Painting with mailbox

Painting with mailbox

I can't remember if this was the one on some kind of metal, or on canvas. I liked it, but not enough to take it home.


Canvas with dartboard

Canvas with dartboard

I like thinking about a story for this one.


More trophies

More trophies

I'm not sure how they wound up scattered in different bins.


Back-UPS

Back-UPS

A piece of computer history.


Embroidery spool

Embroidery spool

One of my companions identified the cardboard as a shorthand chart, and was very excited about it. It all looked like squiggles to me.


Photo album minus photos

Photo album minus photos

The previous owner had taken out all the photos, but there were some captions left behind.


Arts and crafts

Arts and crafts

This was a serious work of craft -- it's maybe a foot in diameter. I wonder who made it, and what they did with it.


Datebook

Datebook

I loved this peek into somebody's life. This page has notations for doctor's appointments


Jacket

Jacket

Someone's Air Force camo jacket. Evidently a lot of armed forces stuff winds up at the Bins. I thought there was some kind of declassification protocol, but looks like not.


Frog

Frog

A neon frog, with little holes in the top like a salt shaker, and also a packet of sprinkles.


Masher

Masher

A potato masher. I wound up taking this home, where I was told that we already had one. Sigh.


Inexplicable little number tiles.

Inexplicable little number tiles.

I didn't find nearly all of them. My theory at this point was that they were from some kind of Advent calender.


Lamp

Lamp

Some things just don't need tassels.


The Incredible HULK

The Incredible HULK

I might have grabbed this on the assumption that it was valuable, but it was clearly pretty recent -- it had something about a Lord of the Rings movie tie-in in the front.


Well, nuts

Well, nuts

This one poked a big hole in my Advent-calender theory. I have no idea what those tiles were for.


Steamer trunk

Steamer trunk

This was probably four feet high. I was very tempted, but by that point my companions had basically a shopping cart full of stuff, and I doubted that I'd be able to get it home.


8-track!

8-track!

This is an actual 8-track, older than I am. I bought it mainly because I had never seen one before. It's some band I've never heard of.


Reindeer again

Reindeer again

So, after much debate, I managed to talk myself into buying the reindeer. I have big plans for it, but first I need to strip all of the plastic crap off, which may take a while.



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some things just don't need tassels
posted by rongo rongo on February 7th, 2010 3:43 PM

Urban archaeology!

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posted by A M on February 7th, 2010 7:02 PM

It's amazing, the things you learn about people from what they give away.

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posted by Lincøln on February 7th, 2010 10:57 PM

You get points from me for the Photo Album Minus Photos, but you lose points for not recognizing The Incredible Hulk #1 which was published in 1962. And I want to know the band on the 8 track. Y'know some of us are old enough to have owned and enjoyed 8 tracks.

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posted by A M on February 8th, 2010 4:09 PM

It's true, I am woefully undereducated with regards to comics. That particular one must have been a recent reprint of an older gem, given that it had Viggo Mortenson and Elijah Wood inside the front cover.

The 8-track is of "The Isley Brothers", "3 + 3", featuring "That Lady"

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posted by Lincøln on February 9th, 2010 12:31 AM

Ooh, The Isley Brothers are great! I wish you had an 8 track player so you could listen to it. And that is a particularly groovy track you just laid your hands on. Isn't it? Good job.

And even a reprint of The Incredible Hulk #1 is a good read even if it's not worth anything.