
Proverb Proof by Scooter Vagabond
December 2nd, 2008 11:39 PM"It Will All Come Out in the Wash"
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You know Waldo, the task itself was really just an excuse for the labeling and immolating of my pants. I've been meaning to do this for years, but haven't managed to find a context where it made sense until now.
I think it is a proverb, though I'm no wordie and have no scrabble credentials. Check it out, I found this on the internet, vindicating my interpretation of this as a proverb:
The Encyclopedia Britannica describes proverbs as "succinct and pithy sayings that are in general use and express commonly held ideas and beliefs."
"It will all come out in the wash" seems equivilent to a concept of Karma or perhaps "What goes around comes around". Which is ironic, because that happens a lot inside the washer as well.
I did learn that my pants were somewhat flame retardant. Good to know.
I hoped the inanity which would drive a person to treat a pair of their own trousers like a home-game of Mythbusters would see some written expression, and that hope was clearly not in vain. Research, zeitgeist, self-deprecation, allusion to self-endangerment by fire and a personalized communion of pyromaniacal spirit behind the task. Be still my rapturous heart.
Labeling and immolating pants. For the win!
I'm not sure this is a proverb, but then again I'm pretty well as ignorant of washing machines as is possible in today's society. Seems plausible, and anything that involves labeling your own pants deserves to be done.