PLAYERS TASKS PRAXIS TEAMS EVENTS
Username:Password:
New player? Sign Up Here
Secret Agent
The Meddlesome
Level 6: 1132 points
Alltime Score: 1983 points
Last Logged In: September 1st, 2013
BADGE: INTERREGNUM TEAM: United Kingdom TEAM: San Francisco Zero TEAM: The Ultimate Collaboration Team TEAM: LØVE TEAM: Level Zerø TEAM: Game of Deception TEAM: WienØ TEAM: Public Library Zero TEAM: Whimsy TEAM: The Cold War Reenactment Society BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 3: Cartographer Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts Rank 3: The Meddlesome


20 + 85 points

Trespassing the Future by Secret Agent

June 4th, 2008 7:17 PM / Location: 51.519024,-0.077826

INSTRUCTIONS: Go to a place you will not be able to go to in 10 years; for instance, a place under development that will never be the same again.

A place is not itself without the things and people that are in it. So.

I had some serious, long, ideas for this task. Some of them were, frankly, a bit much, so be glad that Thursday night, I decided to ditch them, cause I worked the most rock and roll show. Then Saturday morning I thought, fuck that, here's what you're getting. (Sorry if this is confusing--blame the whiskey, gin, whatnot, and the fact that I'm working backwards. Having the date change at midnight when sensible people are still awake makes it trickier too.)

Ten Years? Who needs that long? How 'bout 15 HOURS?!!?

On Saturday night many people tried to have parties on the circle line, in one vein or another, inspired or not by this one and its successors, and with questionable success.

Suspecting in advance that it might turn into a mess, and needing some way to carry on after our cricket match faded out, we decided to jump the gun early Saturday morning. Not quite the first train, but nearly . 5:45am or so, but still Friday night.

To be ultra-clear: Boris Johnson, the new mayor of London, has banned drinking alcohol, effective this Sunday just gone, on public transport. So the cans of lager you see below are no longer, in theory, possible (at least with such impunity).

This video is borrowed from a friend, but the photos are mine (except 2).

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video

Obviously a great many people made this possible. If you were there let me know and I'll add you as collaborators.






- smaller

Station Floor

Station Floor

On emerging from the tube somewhere around 6:30am, many people decided to have a quick rest on the floor in the middle of Liverpool Street Station. Read on to see why we were so tired.


Resting

Resting

At least one person needed a rest even before that. (Don't worry, we picked up the newspaper.)


Blurry

Blurry

This is a fairly accurate representation of how the world looked to me at the time. I'm not sure what I was drinking at that point, as my hip flask was empty even before we boarded the train.


Sedate in a station

Sedate in a station

We play quiet when the train pulls into the station (as you saw in the video), so as not to attract undue attention. Other passengers obviously get what's going on, but why draw the authorities in unnecessarily? That's a bike trailer at the end with the regular soundsystem on it. It's normally towed by a recumbent, but we left that at a safehouse near the station. Under the tarpaulin is the second one we recruited on the night (more on it later).


Upside Down

Upside Down

I did a length-of-a-carriage-without-touching-the-floor. As you do.


Soyez Sages

Soyez Sages

So calm in the station. Almost serene.


Randoms

Randoms

I think I was trying to take a picture of my dirty hand. It was dirty from playing on the floor too much, but also especially from the trampoline/slide/tarpaulin thing we'd been playing cricket on earlier (read on). Sadly someone's flash washed it out and you don't get the full grime effect. Incidendally, I think those two guys in the middle were just random passengers who joined in. Not sure entirely. There were two Canadian women on their way to catch a flight to Edinburgh for the day, who were quite delighted when we told them that they might catch another party on the tube that night.


Pub hanger-on

Pub hanger-on

This guy was more or less the captain of the capitalist team. He'd been with us since we got to the Pitcher and Piano pub on Bishopsgate just before midnight. He insisited initially that he couldn't come along to play as he had to work the next day. I said I did too. (true)


I came to get down

I came to get down

I'm not sure who took this. And yet, it's on my camera. Go figure.


He came to get down

He came to get down

I met this fellow around 11pm on Millenium bridge. I was on my way from an event at the Hayward gallery to meet the cricketers on the edge of the City. In the middle of the bridge was a party, people testing their new sound system. I convinced them to bring it along. You can never have too many systems. Even when if the police politely ask you to turn it down, as they did to us around 2am, in our only and very brief encounter with the blue that night.


So get down with her

So get down with her


El Miguel approves

El Miguel approves

Circle Line party = good. If you get it right.


Planning with intent

Planning with intent

We'd been playing for so long, it got light again (I was batting just as the sun came up, I'd swear blind). Then someone clever (who took this photo), remembered the tube would be starting up again shortly. He got up on a window ledge, and suggested we ought to have the first circle line party of the day, on the first train of the day. Brilliant idea (though we too slow, and only boarded around 5:45 (the second or third train). Then he cussed Bojo, which provoked the reaction you see.


Cricket on Brick Lane

Cricket on Brick Lane

We were using a real cricket ball by now. Normally we stick to tennis balls, but with fire in our blood... No windows were actually broken, so it was fine. Plus, hitting an actual cricket ball is WAY MORE satisfying.


Opposition

Opposition

I'm not sure how the capitalists managed to keep enough fielders playing, even after 4 hours or so, when we moved from Spitalfields Market to Brick Lane. It was probably easier for them with all the club traffic... (for a fuller description of how the Anarchist vs. Capitalist cricket works, check here (the first one we did) or here (the last one until now).


Trampoline cricket

Trampoline cricket

After playing cricket in the street for a few hours, someone had the genius idea of climbing up on here. So I followed with a the bat. Once the initial '20 people on a slide/trampoline/ fun wore off, someone bowled an over. We scored 2 runs (due to an error on the wicket-keeper's part, not cause I could actually hit the ball up there).


And now...

And now...

At the Hayward, I took part in a game of Situationist Nomic, just under this poster. After several rounds, we approved a rule to abolish all the rules. Technically, the game didn't end, there just weren't anymore formal protocols for creating new rules. Which made a nice start to the adventures of the night. And a nice note to end on here, even though it has nothing in particular to do with trespassing the future.



17 vote(s)



Favorite of:


Terms

(none yet)

3 comment(s)

Hmm.
posted by Secret Agent on June 4th, 2008 7:34 PM

Can't seem to get links to work in the photos' captions. Tips?

In the mean time:
The event at the Hayward.
The first midnight match.
The most-recent-until-last-weekend match.

Don't spoil the fun--read the captions before these links.

(no subject)
posted by Møuse on June 5th, 2008 2:58 PM

Vote for the Cricket.
Always a fan of the S.H. Cricket matches.
Im suprised though that so many people believe that the ban will mean we should stop having circle line parties? eh?

(no subject)
posted by Secret Agent on June 5th, 2008 4:40 PM

I know, shocking, isn't it. Just means that we'll have to be more subtle about spreading the word. Although if they do manage to get a bylaw passed it might get trickier still.