I desire:
the road map to a lifetime of

fantastical, glamorous, uncompromising, whimsically stupefying expression
sprinkled with a healthy dose of wealth, power and the admiration of my peers

which will afford me the ability to unfold the enigmatic,
philosophically superior, all consuming source of endless fascination
that I know I already am....


in bed.

I also desire a teleportation device which will allow me to live in three or four cities all at the same time. I miss my imbiss.