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Soren THREEdux
Level 3: 220 points
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Last Logged In: November 11th, 2011
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Free Food Diet by Soren THREEdux

April 2nd, 2008 4:56 PM / Location: 37.971378,-122.0707

INSTRUCTIONS: Survive for a day eating only free food.


Food me.





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So from the beginning of this task, I decided not to rely on handouts or begging for my sustenance. I wanted to let the natural cityscape and it's urban food resources dictate my diet, restricting myself to not just free food, but found food. I started out at the Lady's house in San Ramon, and my journey took me to the streets, a park, and eventually my school. Finding food was a good adventure, but a bit harder than I thought it'd be. The city landscape isn't very dense around San Ramon/Pleasant Hill, but I still managed to find some interesting food sources. The foods that I ended up finding, including their respective locations, are as follows:

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+Tangerines - in the Lady's backyard. These delicious tangerines were the first of several foods I tried. Juicy and fresh, they were very satisfying.

I took Indiana for a walk next

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and we went to the park. We found many things, including some free water, but the next things I ate were

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+Rose Hips - near the street on the way home. Rose hips are very high in vitamin C, and can keep you alive and free of scurvy in survival situations. These were also very palatable.

We also encountered

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+Rosemary - growing next to the sidewalk on the way home. I tried eating this stuff, but there's a reason it's a seasoning and not a salad green.

The next events are sort of a blur, but somehow I got to school (Diablo Valley College in Pleasant Hill). I had a while until rehearsal, so I decided to do some recon and found oranges near the back of the horticulture area. I didn't eat them because there were classes going on, and I didn't want to disturb them. I noted their location for later. I did however find some

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+Dandelion Greens - near the arena theatre. These were very sustaining, if a bit bitter. They're very healthy and come packed with nutrients.

I had to go to rehearsal a little later, but that didn't last long. I waited for night to fall, and then did some more exploring around the horticulture section. I was bitterly disappointed, finding mostly beatiful ornamental plants that I couldn't eat. I did however find my way back to those

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+Oranges - in the back of the horticulture area. They were mostly green, a fact I failed to note in my haste. I ate one and it was good, if a little underripe. The rest weren't ripe enough to eat. My food journey came to an end after I discovered some

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+Lay's Potato Chips - in the trash. 'Trash,' you say? 'How foul!'? Well...when you're hungry, you're hungry. And if you take a look at some of the pictures below, you may think only slightly less of me, instead of a whole lot less. Enjoy!

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Adventure begins
Tangerine Dream (Citrus reticulata)
Picking fruit:
NSFW
REALLY NSFW!
What a handsome fellow!
!
Lamb's Ear (Stachys byzantia)
Athan Downs
What did you find Indiana?
!
:)
Free water!
Cherry Plum (Prunus cerasifera)
Hmm...
Check out those hips!
But wait! There's more...
Rosemary (Rosmarinus officinalis)
Close up!
Hmm...
Mmm...
Just so you know,
!
Recon!
Close up!
Dandelion (Taraxacum officinale)
Greens!
A dandelion washing station...
This was awkward.
Just outside
Feasting!
Keyword?
Scouting!
Night Photography?
An opening!?
Disobedient Nature?
Can you say 'jackpot'?
So many plants!
Y'know,
Argh!
!
Sweet!
My 'take'.
These ones were too green to eat...
A trash can.
?
Food fodder?
Egad!
Wait!
Back from whence you came!
Seriously? Trash?
Well, when you're REALLY hungry...
Mmmm
The end of my journey

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YES! (yes and i will say yes and I will say yes!)
posted by Burn Unit on April 2nd, 2008 5:25 PM

kapow!


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posted by TEA on April 2nd, 2008 7:59 PM

less of you?? MORE of you! You are savage! In a fantastic MacGyver sort of way.

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posted by Flitworth on April 2nd, 2008 8:08 PM

Wonderful write-up. Your comic timing with the photos and captions was very enjoyable.

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posted by Stu on April 2nd, 2008 9:37 PM

Fantastic. Fun to have some time getting peeks at your inner monologue.

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posted by .thatskarobot on April 2nd, 2008 9:48 PM

Soren, I haven't seen you in days man!

I think we need to set up a SF0 Cap the flag night...

and also, that tree growing into the fence, there was a task that said "Show nature refusing to yield" or something of that nature...

Great completion man!

EDIT: You got a Scienceguru vote... If Phil were still state-side, and active, he'd be hard-core jealous, cause I am. BTW I'm sending him a packet with the tasks and what not, so he can task on his mission, he may be active yet!

"...there's a reason it's a seasoning and not a salad green."
posted by anna one on April 2nd, 2008 10:26 PM

Full of win.

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posted by Scienceguru on April 4th, 2008 3:32 AM

"EDIT: You got a Scienceguru vote".

- grin - The true seal of approval.

Actually, yeah. Well-done and genuinely interesting. Biomic, too.

Thank you all.
posted by Soren THREEdux on April 4th, 2008 8:26 AM

@ The Actor: Make sure you send him the one about 'The Odyssey'. He is Odysseus, after all.

Great work Soren.
posted by Lincøln on April 4th, 2008 10:49 AM

I have done this task, and I have done it very big, but I have qualms about submitting because I have no proof and if I did submit I'd have to LEWL it. But it's epic. I dunno...

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posted by Soren THREEdux on April 4th, 2008 1:14 PM

You should do it dude. I plan on completing this again, on a very different (read: bigger, better, more bizzare) scale. Perhaps in the summer when my commitments are less pressing...

Anywho, I'd love to see a Lincoln completion of this task. I say go for it, if you've got the time/intestinal fortitude.

EDIT: And thank you for the kind words!

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posted by Tøm on April 4th, 2008 1:37 PM

This is crazy awesome.

And Lincoln, go and LEWL it up, you know we love it ;)

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posted by Lincøln on April 5th, 2008 12:58 PM

OK. LEWL completion it is then. Here you go.