This task was harder than I imagined it would be. I didn't allow myself very many articles to work with, so it came out as more abstract epithets than much of a cohesive narrative. Also, to avoid myself smooshing around different words for ever and a day, I decided I just needed to stop thinking so hard about it and start gluing. This created kind of an interesting effect as I eventually had fewer and fewer words to work with, so it kind of becomes more abstract as it goes along. But, some things that are very revealing about me came out, as well a nice dig on all you west coasters just for fun. Book constructed of postal paper, cardboard, and twine.