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Fight the Future by qwerty uiop, Sean Mahan

January 15th, 2008 9:14 PM / Location: 37.77387,-122.4318

INSTRUCTIONS: Destroy a clock. Document.

We decided to destroy a clock by destroying its functionality.

This provoked a series of experiments including:

* completely disassembling multiple clocks
* detaching wires and soldering them back in different locations (FAIL)
* putting the battery in backwards (FAIL)
* drilling holes in small sheets of iron (leads to success)
* removing a piece of metal, flipping it counterclockwise and reinserting it into the clockwork (SUCCESS)

This last, seemingly magic maneuver reversed the clock's position with respect to the magnetic poles of the Earth (or something). Afterwards the clock went backwards.

See videos for proof of date.

- smaller

The Clock, destroyed.

The Clock, destroyed.


Deconstruction

Deconstruction


Vivisection (batteries present)

Vivisection (batteries present)


Failed wiring strategies

Failed wiring strategies


Part 1

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Part 2

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The Addendum

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posted by Darkaardvark on January 15th, 2008 9:24 PM

time. Who knows what'll happen now that you've reversed

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posted by The Vixen on January 15th, 2008 11:56 PM

Gosh Sean, got the alluring "I'm just minding my own business" look and everything.

Swanky music.

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posted by Cal Samson on January 16th, 2008 2:49 AM

I love how instead of physically destroying it, you went for the low blow and mangled its career.

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posted by Bex. on January 16th, 2008 9:06 AM

Thats a sexy clock.

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posted by Burn Unit on January 17th, 2008 7:37 AM

wait. since you gave it a new face, how do we know you didn't just flip it upside down?
naw, i'm just shittin you, I know how circles work. sheeeesh.

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posted by susy derkins on January 17th, 2008 10:39 AM

Clockwise doesn´t care about up or down.
Isn´t that clockwisdom?

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posted by teucer on January 17th, 2008 10:44 AM

If you flip the motion upside down and remount the hands, you essentially get a mirror image of clockwise - aka counterclockwise.

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posted by Jackie H on January 17th, 2008 11:07 AM

this is great.

go 761!

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posted by susy derkins on January 17th, 2008 11:51 AM

Ah, flip! I didn´t read flip. I thought turn. Duh.

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posted by Burn Unit on January 17th, 2008 1:53 PM

no I meant the clock face. (I suggest you look closer at my comment). Though I think herr Harmon has it right, if you're flipping the motion and remounting, that might do it.

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posted by teucer on January 17th, 2008 2:33 PM

If you just rotate the guts of the clock relative to the outer shell those bell things are mounted to, that won't switch the direction - regardless of what axis you do it through. You have to get *something* mirror-imaged from how it normally is, which in practice means you're gonna have to remount the hands.

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posted by qwerty uiop on January 17th, 2008 2:51 PM

here's what we did:
1. took clock apart
2. reversed direction of gears
3. put clock back together again

we flipped over one piece of the internals to reverse the gears and pasted a new face over the old one, otherwise the clock is the same as it ever was.Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...

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posted by Levitating Potato on January 17th, 2008 3:39 PM

Reversing the batteries won't work, unless the timing is mechanical (and quite possibly not even then). In this case, it's a quartz crystal (the small metal cylinder in the pictured labeled 'failed wiring', over the orange blob)-- way cheaper. You could probably reverse the wiring on the motor itself, leaving the timing circuit untouched, though.

Modern electronics just don't work with the voltage backwards... That tends to include anything with transistors. (A small number of exceptions I've seen have diodes at the input so they work with either polarity power, but that's rare.)

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posted by Meta tron on January 18th, 2008 3:23 AM

Burn, I'm glad you know that
flipping the clock face would do nothing to the motion.I was worried for a second there.

Suzy,Have more faith in yourself;
you were right.

Doktor,
All you'd have done is turned the clock to face the wall. The spindle would be on the wrong side of the mechanism to be able to read the hands no matter how you have mounted them.nothing to add.

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posted by Lincøln on January 18th, 2008 4:18 AM

LP, you're such a geek.

Susy, you were right.

BU, Yay for invisible text.

And here I thought the videos were all just run in reverse, much like this or more appropriately; this.

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posted by Meta tron on January 18th, 2008 11:33 AM

Lincoln, look closer - Strange Glue isn't in reverse. The effort:expectation ratio is much much higher than mere post production tinkering.

*edit* I don't think these video are backwards either.

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posted by teucer on January 18th, 2008 11:37 AM

Lincoln: even more appropriately, there's this video also.

Meta: it depends a lot on the details. Something has to come apart and be reassembled in a way that is the mirror image of its original version.

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posted by Lincøln on January 18th, 2008 12:03 PM

Meta: Yes I know how Charlie worked his magic, I just meant that what we were seeing wasn't what we were seeing.

But I can't tell if these guys did that here. I would assume not, but that was my first instinct.

Harmon: You mean more appropriately this video.

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posted by teucer on January 18th, 2008 12:04 PM

Well, as a mad scientist myself I have to be more impressed at least by the title of the Coldplay one.

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posted by Levitating Potato on January 18th, 2008 12:17 PM

It's true, Lincoln, I admit it. But, as they say, I have not yet begun to fight :) I don't keep foot-crushingly heavy power supplies around for no good reason.

Meta, if you assume that the shaft runs through the center of the clock and out the back, and flip the internals and mount the hands on what was the back of the shaft, you'd have reversed the motion. Of course, with a clock with two hands, that's unlikely to be the case.

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posted by Meta tron on January 19th, 2008 11:48 AM

How many clocks have you seen that have a shaft sticking out the back?

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posted by GYØ Ben on January 19th, 2008 12:11 PM

Well, now you come to ask it, Mink...

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posted by Levitating Potato on January 19th, 2008 12:26 PM

Several. None of them have both parts of the shaft for the two hands sticking out, just the central part.

One of them only has an hour hand, though -- it's a neat wooden clock with all the internals exposed that my grandparents have had for as long as I can remember. I think it would be pretty trivial to reverse in this manner, not that I'd want to mess with it.

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posted by EchHeck on January 19th, 2008 1:28 PM

mink, seriously, thanks for the hint but look closer or something

Thanks, Lincoln!

Sam's explanation always sufficed for me.

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posted by Meta tron on January 20th, 2008 1:45 PM

Burn, follow your own advice.

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posted by lara black on January 22nd, 2008 10:31 PM

i need this clock :(

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posted by Waldo Cheerio on October 19th, 2008 6:58 AM

What has become of this beautiful clock?

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posted by Vena Nightmare on March 12th, 2008 4:50 PM

I wish my clocks would run backwards. I also wish I had something more intelligent to add.