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Swing Installation by Mr. Stackhouse, Raizekiel Malbrandt, Dick Brooker

January 15th, 2009 3:40 PM / Location: 61.577077,-149.4149

INSTRUCTIONS: Install a swing somewhere that does not currently have a swing.

Finally! After much deliberation on where we could put a swing, a few failed attempts and a couple false starts, we hung our swing.
Our first idea was to mount it to a street light. That failed. Epically. We tried a ladder, but at -20 Fahrenheit, an aluminum ladder begins to look sketchy to a guy hold a 50 pound tire. Plan B. I stood on top of my father's truck, swinging a bag with a can of seltzer water in it, attached to the rope, attached to the swing. The seltzer water went up, up, up... then back down, crashing into the windshield before I could pull it back. The wind shield was fine, the can exploded, and everyone else in the truck were scared out of their minds. In the eternal words of my older sister: "I peed a little".
Then we get to our current plan, hang it from the underside of the bridge in town. We were almost ready when I got a call from Justin Stade's mom. We had to rush to the hospital, ruining our plans for the day. I had to stay as close to Stade as I could for the next few days, until I knew the surgery for his brain tumor had gone well. It went well.
PLAN C! Hopefully it would be a success. We chose to hang our tire swing under the bridge so that people or more accurately, hobos, could watch the train go by, and enjoy themselves.

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posted by Kendra Mctits on January 15th, 2009 3:55 PM

i'm impressed.
if i was a hobo, i would be very grateful for that tire swing.
:3

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posted by Sara Chan on January 15th, 2009 3:57 PM

Wasn't the bridge Brian's idea?

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posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on January 15th, 2009 4:02 PM

No? I don't know. Does it matter?

So obvious! So delicious!
posted by Stark on January 15th, 2009 4:02 PM

go back, add an "S" after Hobo's and a "g" before the exclamation point, and this comment turns into a five point vote. And perhaps more.

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posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on January 15th, 2009 4:04 PM

We were thinking of that, but I have no spray paint. As soon as I do, I totally will.

You got Moxie. Maybe even a little chutzpah.
posted by Waldo Cheerio on January 15th, 2009 5:29 PM

I really doubt you thought of that. It took me fully two minutes to work out what Senator Burn Unit meant by his particular suggestion. I agree though, Hobo's S. Wing would be excellent, particularly if you make it look like that was the original intent.

Aside from that, is the swing... swingable?

That's Genuinely Insulting
posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on January 15th, 2009 8:20 PM

Really now? If you don't want to believe that, fine, I'm not going to argue with you.
The original intent was to put Hobo'swing because there was an "s" in it already, but I liked Stark's idea better.

Yes, the swing is swingable, just a little difficult to get onto if you aren't of average height.

I'll take Swords for 400 Trebek.
posted by Waldo Cheerio on January 15th, 2009 10:14 PM

Hobo's South Wing indeed...

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posted by Stark on January 15th, 2009 8:36 PM

That. Is what I'm talkin' about.

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posted by Kate Saturday on August 18th, 2010 10:22 PM

i love the idea of a little guy with a battered top had and sad clown makeup eating beans from a can and flapping the toes of his enormous shoes, watching the train go by, thinking about moving down the line, while below him another hobo who gave him the boost to your 8' high swing jumps up and down and shouts "c'mon, brother! give the swing to Cornbread Willy!"