15 + 15 points
Everyday Life by Sham Wow
January 13th, 2009 9:03 AM
Seeing as how I am neither employed or enrolled in any sort of schooling at the moment, this should be an easy 15 points.
The following picture is of me laying on my bed not attending school or a job.
------Since my first attempt was sort of feeble, I gave this task another shot today.-------
Last night, I fell asleep watching 2001: A Space Odyssey for the first time (let me just say Wow, what a beautifully made movie)... Anyway, I woke up and decided I would watch the rest tonight when I lay down to go to sleep.
So when I wake up I thought to myself: "Gee, another day of no school, no work, nothing productive. Why not re-try my starters Everyday Life task." Which I did. "How?", you ask? "By sitting on my sweet ass", I respond.
I'll give you the short version of my day.
1) ~Roughly 3:15 p.m. (Slept in late)~ Woke up and marked off yesterday on my calendar. Lol'ed while doing so, because I had just tripped on silly putty.
2) ~3:25~ After using the restroom and brushing my teeth, I decided I would collapse BACK onto my bed and play a little Super Mario.
3) ~3:40~ I get pissed off because I'm dying too much, so I turn off the game and turn on my ps3 to watch a movie.
At first I was torn between Short Circuit, American Psycho, and Creepshow, but for some reason I went with Titanic.
5) ~4:30 or so~ Hit pause and go downstairs to eat din-din that mom made. Decide to leave the camera upstairs (which is why there are no pictures) because I didn't feel like confronting the awkwardness of taking pictures of my food while eating with my family.
~4:45-ish~ I finish eating and go upstairs to continue my sea-tastic voyage with Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio.
4) ~7:00-ish~ Titanic ends, I wipe tears from my eyes (Goddamn you Leonardo) and grab a piece of drift wood from my shelf that I found while camping with Brian... or as AK0 refers to him: Mr. Hollywood, and reflect on past adventures.
5) ~7:03~ 1-2-3... CPR... I blow every last breath in my body into hers, but to no avail. She stops breathing. God, if only I had been quicker... I'm so sorry Sheila... You didn't deserve this.
6) ~7:05~ I go downstairs for a snack. Scan the contents of my fridge and pantry, and end my scavenger hunt with a Peanut Butter Waffle Bar and a glass of apple juice. (I decided Mountain Dew was sort of just a little extremely unhealthy and I probably shouldn't.)
7) ~7:10~ Watch a bit of American Idol.
8) ~8:20~ Get up, go to the front door, and stare at it.
9) ~8:30~ Realize I should be as much of a recluse as possible today, and choose to stay inside instead of getting a nice dose of fresh air.
10) ~8:39~ Take picture seen below.
11) ~8:41~ Get on the computer and begin to type this.
12) ~9:29~ Finally finish, after being distracted by so many goddamned things. You're welcome SF0.
The following picture is of me laying on my bed not attending school or a job.
------Since my first attempt was sort of feeble, I gave this task another shot today.-------
Last night, I fell asleep watching 2001: A Space Odyssey for the first time (let me just say Wow, what a beautifully made movie)... Anyway, I woke up and decided I would watch the rest tonight when I lay down to go to sleep.
So when I wake up I thought to myself: "Gee, another day of no school, no work, nothing productive. Why not re-try my starters Everyday Life task." Which I did. "How?", you ask? "By sitting on my sweet ass", I respond.
I'll give you the short version of my day.
1) ~Roughly 3:15 p.m. (Slept in late)~ Woke up and marked off yesterday on my calendar. Lol'ed while doing so, because I had just tripped on silly putty.
2) ~3:25~ After using the restroom and brushing my teeth, I decided I would collapse BACK onto my bed and play a little Super Mario.
3) ~3:40~ I get pissed off because I'm dying too much, so I turn off the game and turn on my ps3 to watch a movie.
At first I was torn between Short Circuit, American Psycho, and Creepshow, but for some reason I went with Titanic.
5) ~4:30 or so~ Hit pause and go downstairs to eat din-din that mom made. Decide to leave the camera upstairs (which is why there are no pictures) because I didn't feel like confronting the awkwardness of taking pictures of my food while eating with my family.
~4:45-ish~ I finish eating and go upstairs to continue my sea-tastic voyage with Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio.
4) ~7:00-ish~ Titanic ends, I wipe tears from my eyes (Goddamn you Leonardo) and grab a piece of drift wood from my shelf that I found while camping with Brian... or as AK0 refers to him: Mr. Hollywood, and reflect on past adventures.
5) ~7:03~ 1-2-3... CPR... I blow every last breath in my body into hers, but to no avail. She stops breathing. God, if only I had been quicker... I'm so sorry Sheila... You didn't deserve this.
6) ~7:05~ I go downstairs for a snack. Scan the contents of my fridge and pantry, and end my scavenger hunt with a Peanut Butter Waffle Bar and a glass of apple juice. (I decided Mountain Dew was sort of just a little extremely unhealthy and I probably shouldn't.)
7) ~7:10~ Watch a bit of American Idol.
8) ~8:20~ Get up, go to the front door, and stare at it.
9) ~8:30~ Realize I should be as much of a recluse as possible today, and choose to stay inside instead of getting a nice dose of fresh air.
10) ~8:39~ Take picture seen below.
11) ~8:41~ Get on the computer and begin to type this.
12) ~9:29~ Finally finish, after being distracted by so many goddamned things. You're welcome SF0.
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posted by THE WAFFLER on January 15th, 2009 7:51 PM
ha the grape bag in ur fridge is open btw....
and I agree....u do look horrible....
A lot better than your first attempt though
~ Waffle
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