
A place you have never been. by Sui Generis
January 5th, 2008 8:15 PMThe Word
Today's magic word is: compiler. Where's the nearest place that compiling happens? The U of M, of course. Looks like my destination is the Electrical Engineering and Computer Science building. It's time for urban exploration!

Believe it or not: I have grown up in Minnesota and spent almost my entire life around the Twin Cities, but managed to almost completely avoid the University of Minnesota campus. I went to college out of state. I've never lived in Minneapolis. I'm kind of lame that way.
But I was a programmer for a little while (I started college with a declared Computer Science major), so I knew a little about compiling. Everything else that I know about the topic, I learned from xkcd.

So I knew where I was going, but I didn't know what I would leave behind. When it's winter in Minnesota, there's one obvious way for a dude to write something semi-permanent outside (hint: it's in the snow). Although it may be a unique approach (doesn't look like anyone has done it yet), I thought I could do better than that for my task completion.
I started to look for inspiration. Google's image search results for "compiler" were not very interesting! Then I figured, compilers are software, right? They must come in a box. Old computer box art is awesome. I started a new search and hit the jackpot.

It's a glorious image; however, it is insufficient on its own. I wanted to work "SF0" into the image somehow. Scrawling it in a corner with a Sharpie would be too crude, but neither did I want to do anything too obvious. The solution was clear: I hid it in plain sight.

I figured there might be a few computer geeks walking around this building when classes are in session, and they might get a kick out of the retro design. I know I did! With a printout of my SF0TEK compiler art in hand, and thumb tacks and packing tape in my pocket, I headed out towards campus to visit a place that I have never been.
The Adventure
After a week of mostly single-digit temperatures, it was a balmy 20 degrees when I set out to finish this task. Maybe I was a little too excited to get out there, because I started to go a bit over the speed limit, and a highway patrol car swung behind me. Luckily, my exit was coming up. I was careful to signal, moved into the exit ramp, and the police kept on going along the freeway.

I was already sweating and I wasn't even trying to hang the poster yet. I parked at a meter near campus and walked a couple of blocks to the Electrical Engineering and Computer Science building. It was a nice building. I did a quick walk-around to find a hanging spot. That's when I found it: the Wall of Discovery.

How perfect! "The greatest minds look beyond what is to what could be." I thought that this statement was a great match for the spirit of SF0. The Wall of Discovery went on along a path around the whole length back side of the building. At the very end, I found the ideal location for the poster: an x-ray image of a human skull.
At least, I thought that it would be perfect. The display stood out from the wall itself, so I wanted to tape the poster behind it. The only problem was that it was just too wet. I was messing with the tape and I couldn't get it to cut or stick. Another squad car pulled up on the road next to me, and I walked away. Time for plan B.

I briefly considered bailing out and taping the poster on the wall or a trash can, but decided that I couldn't give up on my perfect spot. It was just too exposed. The front doors were open, so I went inside to tape it up out of sight. Properly equipped, I folded the poster discreetly in my hands and headed back out. This time there were people hanging around, and I took photos while I waited for the right moment to hang the word.


Then I heard another siren coming down the road. I know, rationally, that hanging a poster is not a crime. But I still felt nervous. What could it be this time?

This fire truck might have been the perfect distraction. Instead, I took a photo of it. Then I slapped up the poster, captured the photo evidence, and got out of there. I hope the poster will stay on the Wall of Discovery for at least a little while. Maybe someone will trace it back here and 'discover' SF0.


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I remember that slushy view of the U of M…
something about a cozy coffee shop nearby strikes me as well!
More snow tasking to remind us in SFØ that even if it is not warm here… could be worse!
*Shivver*
Rad!
I am jealous of your cold weather. Over here in Delaware, it's been warm enough on most days to wear a t-shirt. I want some winter, damnit! Please send some my way.
Thanks everybody. I had a lot of fun with this task. At least it got me out of the house.
Miss informed: you can have our cold weather. I think it might be coming your way right now, since the mercury rose above freezing yesterday.
This is the most thorough and awesome praxis I've read so far.
You capture the essence and serendipity of tasking.
(And how could I resist voting when you added a little xkcd in there?)
Such an appropriate and subtle way to leave your random word at the location. Very nice.