I've been sick, and as sick men are prone to do, I made a hasty decision - to cut my hair. I'd gotten to the point where - in my opinion at least - this was no mere cut. This was a hair deconstruction. I attempted to document the whole process with a video, but vastly underestimated how long it would take, so I only got the first few minutes worth before the camera ran out of memory (the clip is edited).

I ended up stopping in the middle, at which point I had reached the "fauxhawk"/New Wave stage, pictured below. I almost thought about considering whether or not to decide to weigh the merits of keeping it that way.

Also worth noting: I saved the hair (in an appropriately safe, industrial-looking meta cylinder), but am unsure of what to do with it; as long as I thought it was, it's still nowhere near long enough to donate. Maybe I'll use it to make my license more artistic...