Tasks / Abstinence Is Your Best Defense!
Carry around with you and care for a breakable, perishable object for a week to learn a valuable lesson about chastity.
1 to 10 players
45 points
Level 3
In the zone of: Humanitarian Crisis
Created by Sara Johnsen
0 completed :: 0 in progress
Interested in collaborating on this: (no one yet!)
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Since babies are fed through the umbilical-placenta system, their source of nourishment and oxygen is from the mother's bloodstream (the whole "eating for two" thing is preposterous). So. Babies eat blood. Meconium is the stool created by the baby's consumption of blood.
Meconium is functionally the same as vampire poop. When vampires poop, they poop meconium. Think about that.
Happy Friday, bitches.
Who bets Aristotle tried to imbibe that shit, and hey, maybe there are ancient greek origins for the term - 'that is good shit'
I'll get no points for doing this for real, even for the rest of my goddamn life, just because I'm no longer in Humanitarian Crisis. Not only do you get points, I guarangoddamntee you'll lock that chastity belt up tight upon your first sight of meconium. At least until you decide to have another one. If someone from HC really has the drive and wants to come help babysit, our second is due the end of June.