Tasks / Correspond With A Spammer
Correspond with a spammer.
1 to 3 players
15 points
Level 1
In the zone of: EquivalenZ
37 completed :: 41 in progress
Interested in collaborating on this: (no one yet!)
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Ahhh, Cracked.com beat me to it... clicky clicky
Of all the spam PMs I've received in chat rooms and forums that I've turned into conversations, not a one was saved :/
I do have a conversation with a troll from a couple weeks ago though...
One of my friends' (Misha) email account was hacked recently; apparently his entire address book received scam emails asking for money. Another friend (Akiva) decided to have a conversation with this spammer and chronicle it at http://aleffert.livejournal.com/91098.html . Since this is not my work, I will not submit it as a task completion, but it belongs in this collection.
I've never had a conversation with a spammer(they don't typically use real email addresses, duh) but have had plenty of convos with scammers, including one I documented on Facebook just in case I had to defend my actions at any point.. Does that count?
This is harder than it seemed. I have answered the daughter of a diposed King and an overthrown central american president both who would like my help getting a huge amount of money into the US. I also was contacted by a solicitor and discovered I was the only known aire of a British Lord. However, no one has written me back yet. Maybe I will have more luck with the gentleman that has made millions working from home and wants to show me how to do it to. Or maybe some viagra from a canadian pharmacy...
DEAREST ONE,
AM HAPPY TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU.I AM YOUNG GIRL WITH GOOD VISION LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS PERSON.I SHALL SEND YOU MY PICTURE AS SOON AS YOU WRITE ME BACK.
MISS GRACE
Consent to transfer treasures and cash.
My name is Ali Hassan, I am the
personal assistant for specials duties to sheik Moussa Koussa, Libyan foreign
minister who recently resigned his portfolio as Libyan foreign minister due to
the ongoing crisis in Libya. We need your consent to transfer treasures and
cash of $25M to you for safe keeping. We shall discuss your reward on your
response.
Sincerely,
Ali Hassan
TAKE NOTE OF YOUR $5million
Coordenadoria de Manutencao de Equipamentos de Informatica [comef@al.to.gov.br]
Please be informed that you have $5,000,000,00 million united states dollars
Lodged in our Western Union to transfer to you as Compensation.
Contact Mr,milton Daniel
Contact Email: miltondaneil@yahoo.co.uk
I love that it is
Lodged in their Western Union
That's going to be hard to get out.
Dear friend
I really appreciate your response to my mail and happy to know that you are in good conditions. Please, bear with me,am using this opportunity to introduce myself to you.I am Miss Grace.Keyaba,20 Years old,5.6ft,59wt,a citizen of Sudan. I pray to God that this message will reaches you in good health. I am making this contact with you based on trust and confidence irrespective of the fact that we have not meet before and due to nature of the situation i found myself as a victim of Sudan political crises in my country which involved lost of my parent during the war between the government and rebel leader who died in a plane crash after 21 days of his sworn in as the first vice president. My late father Dr.Preddy Keyaba. My father was murdered in cold blood,while,my mother died during the bombing of our village,western Sudanese state of north Darfur. I am contacting you based on a pitiable situation in which I found myself today.find a way to help me out and I will remain grateful.The Sudan government through it's various agents has confiscated all my late father known properties since his death. When i discovered death threat on me from his opponents,i ran out from my country to (Dakar) capital of Senegal for my life while residing now as . It is the Reverends Computer,i am now using to write you and will like to know you,your occupation and see your picture in your next reply. Accept my best wishes and have a good day with great passion. Yours truly,
Miss Grace
Praxis
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