When I saw this task I almost peed myself. Why, you might ask? Because I've been doing this to my roommate already, before I'd even heard of SFØ. It doesn't get much sweeter than that. Let me set the stage. Lately he's learned about some of the we...

Our apartment building was sold to new management, and we started getting new rules from them pretty much immediately. They started out passive-aggressive, and moved rapidly straight into aggressive-aggressive territory. We would get a new rule sli...

It's 1:30pm on a Tuesday in June. You're a Minneapolis resident, minding your own business. Maybe you're at home, maybe you're at work, maybe you're in your car. Either way, when that phone rings, there's nothing on the other end but nonsensical para...

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I was birthed on August 14th, 2008 at 4:40pm Pacific Standard Time. minch niddle: ... makes me picture a tiny pocket sized dragon... not minch niddle: Heehee minch niddle: i can even imagine how people would respond "Oh, my, what is that tiny...

I have been in hiding for a long time. But now I'm back. It won't be easy to find me, though. Trust nobody. I could be anyone.

So, I'm evil when I first wake up in the morning and when I came upon One Million Lemmings's clock sitting on the living room floor awaiting it's destruction for his completion of Fight the Future I knew I had to tamper with it. This clock had bee...