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Zach Lundgren
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Last Logged In: December 7th, 2012
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Death Kava by Zach Lundgren

September 8th, 2012 11:44 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Eat a food that frightens you.

Ketchup on pizza is pure terror

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posted by Amoeba Man on September 8th, 2012 3:53 PM

While I will concede that the above picture looks indeed like someone dangled a claw into my head during one of my deepest, darkest fever nightmares, I have to ask- and forgive me for being churlish if I'm doing so- but did you eat it?

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posted by relet 裁判長 on September 8th, 2012 10:48 PM

As I live in a culture that puts dressing on their pizza, I cannot concede.

Please explain what makes ketchup so particularly frightening to you? Do you have a dead Italian grandmother that turns in her grave?

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posted by Amoeba Man on September 9th, 2012 4:56 AM

Maybe an ominously-worded but ultimately not so bad family curse involving tomatoes?

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posted by Lincøln on September 9th, 2012 9:28 AM

Were you the weak kid at school, and all the other kids would subdue you and tie you up by your feet and hang you from the cafeteria ceiling beams and then pour ketchup down (up) your nose until you could taste it? And now every time you see ketchup you get dizzy and throw up?

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posted by Amoeba Man on September 20th, 2012 6:32 AM

I've been genuinely waiting to know this for 12 days. I feel like this dang bear owes us an answer.

Look at him, guys.

He's laughing at us.