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Malaysian Eddy
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Finding Judas by Malaysian Eddy, Blue

September 24th, 2007 3:51 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Recreate the Last Supper. Preferably with none of the 'guests' knowing about the task.

Spar and I got the bridal party of the wedding we shot this weekend to pose
for us. They had no idea that this was for SFØ...they just thought we
were having fun because we were at a church. Most of the shots are of
them smiling at us and I know that this one is blurry but I feel that
it best represents the last supper. Also, I kind of enjoy the fact that
it's out of focus because it feels more like a painting then a
photograph.

- smaller

Last Supper

Last Supper


This is what happened when I tried to sharpen it

This is what happened when I tried to sharpen it

Bad photographer....out of focus, poorly exposed.....what was I thinking...? :( I swear that the other images are actually in focus and that I'm really not that bad.....seriously....I'm not...



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posted by The Villain on September 24th, 2007 7:16 PM

Devious. Excellence.

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 24th, 2007 7:32 PM

Thank you!

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posted by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing on September 24th, 2007 11:27 PM

Fheech is zee ooune zeet keelled zee-a gooood loord oouuur seffeeoouur? I coon see-a zee tfoo meen coonspooreeng leeke szeeeeffes zeere in zee-a coorner. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Hoorty floorty zschneepp zschneepp!! i juust hoope zeey peeed yoouu-a thoorty teemes thoorty in seelffer! Bork de bork bork!

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 24th, 2007 11:31 PM

sweet jesus...it takes me forever to read your comments.

kneeeeeefffffeeessss, shherrrpppp kneeeffffeeeesss
posted by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing on September 24th, 2007 11:44 PM

Zeee-a leeffffe ooufff a sfede in zeees-a infffffernel coouuntry is deeffffffffeecuult, it tekes hoouurs und hoouurs too fuuncshoonn is doo yoouu neteeffes. Um gesh dee-a bork, bork! gooood zeeeng i heffe-a my kneeffffes!! heha i shell-a kneefffffffe unyoon zeet seys it is deefffffffeecuult too understoond me. i speek seffee-a loonguueges feet zee skeell oouffff a poorete, ney un immmoortel neenja ooufff un ige oouffff seffenty feet seffenteee huundred seffenteee-a feectooreees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Um gesh dee-a bork, bork! kneefffe feeghts ruule! better thoon fruueetcekes. Hoorty floorty!

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 24th, 2007 11:52 PM

knife fights rule better then fruitcakes? Did you just say you're going to stab me?!!!! Skills of an immortal ninja eh?


pah....I don't think you know who you're messing with....

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posted by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing on September 25th, 2007 12:02 AM

je-a n'e deet reeee-en cumme-a cela ! j'eee deet qooe-a les puretes sunt buns, les neenjes sunt buns oossee. je-a defeeens un peoou egresseeff de temps eehn temps! les gâteoox de-a frooeets secs i eeement, maes ce sunt cumbets de cootooh qeee-a j'eeeme-a beoocuoop. aarrrrr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! je-a ne-a pueegnerde persunne-a, ixclooseefement mes légoomes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 25th, 2007 12:04 AM

looser....wtf does that say!!!!

Wow, he speaks french? Heaven help us.
posted by Bex. on September 25th, 2007 12:06 AM

Fight! Fight! Fight!

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posted by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing on September 25th, 2007 12:11 AM

c'est éfeedent qooe-a je gagnaee déjà la beteeelle-a des mouts, chère deme, cette-a cunferseshun nuoos leeesse a veuur qooee peoot feure-a un gâteoo de frooeet ! !

oor meybe-a a ceke-a fooll ooff POOP!!!~~~ heeehheeee

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posted by Blue on September 25th, 2007 12:11 AM

fucking just speak in plain english Børkowski

/////////// arrrrrrreee vittttall
posted by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing on September 25th, 2007 12:15 AM

pesseeun meexed veet eggresseeun is tuoogh stooffff

guudness greceeuoos i thuooght yuoo vuoold be-a sleepeeng by noo my guud mun.

mercee neda mercee resceended!!!!!

noooo i am-a jouuusssust plaaaayyyyyiiiiiing....

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 25th, 2007 12:18 AM

oh my....



I am a pirate....I do not side with the ninjas or the chefs..sorry but I only side with myself!!! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

didn't * S * P * Å * R * just say
posted by Fonne Tayne on September 25th, 2007 12:32 AM

something? about swallowing?

syimplifiyyed
posted by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing on September 25th, 2007 12:46 AM

thees is trooe-a. zee unceeent bettles ooff neenjes und puretes ere-a muny, und herd tu cell in zee ind. Bork bork bork! i drev yuoor ettenshun tu tvu resuoorces thet mey prufe-a useffool in eeeding oooor intellects tooerds zee unsver ooff thees ege-a-oold qooesshun ooff qooesshuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

furst, zeere-a is zee debeted heestury ooff pyretes.


Daniel Defoe (of "Robinson Crusoe" fame) offers a unique perspective on the entire history of piracy. His "History" is thorough to say the least tracing the act of piracy almost to the dawn of civilized sea travel. His depictions of the pirates, their methods and madnesses are written with the flare of a novelist and the restraint of a reporter giving the work an air of credibility and honesty. The outdated and long-winded style of Defoe's English is at times distracting, but should in no way deter the reader in delving deep into the lives of those most scurilous of sea robbers. A must for any pirate buff.

zeen, zeere-a is a mudern clesseec oon neenja resuoorces.

Dr. Hatsumi's topics cover the nutritional needs of a ninja, the changing physical attributes of the 'new' ninja, details on training for the novice as well as the advanced student, and the spiritual aspects of ninja training and how it applies to the modern world. With numerous photos, Dr. Hatsumi demonstrates the extemporaneous techniques that flow from his form of training and how some of his top students have developed their own styles of ninjutsu.

As far as I remember you were the only one going on about swallowing…
posted by Blue on September 25th, 2007 12:52 AM

Drinking and SFØ hmm…
Jesus zemalkman… what the fuck is that trying to get across?
You know i cannot read blocks of text more than 3 sentences long!

i speak in concise, simple sentences.
posted by Fonne Tayne on September 25th, 2007 12:54 AM

but you can press ctrl + to make text bigger.

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 25th, 2007 12:55 AM

Damn you and your knowledge of my weakness for pirate history! Low Blow!!!

Not really clear on how the history of pirates and the nutritonal needs of ninjas go together though...interesting...

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posted by Blue on September 25th, 2007 12:55 AM

I prefer apple + option + (+)

seriously....*cough cough AHHHDORKS!! cough cough*
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 25th, 2007 1:01 AM

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posted by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing on September 25th, 2007 1:03 AM

Um gesh nu mure-a durkeeng, teeme fur a ceke-a ooff frooeet! kneeffe-a kneeffe!

who here is drunk?
posted by Fonne Tayne on September 25th, 2007 1:07 AM

i only had some o.j.

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posted by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing on September 25th, 2007 1:26 AM

uny reeder ooff neenja heestury knoos thet oone-a moost knoo oone's inemy in oorder tu deffeet heem. fry meh heede-a! leern neenja fuud noo!


W T F ?
posted by Fonne Tayne on September 27th, 2007 9:03 PM

JESUS YOU'RE STILL EDITING THESE COMMENTS???

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posted by Burn Unit on September 27th, 2007 10:02 PM

wow. these are just outstanding.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on September 27th, 2007 11:58 PM

LAMETASTYC ATTEMPT

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 28th, 2007 1:13 AM


I did notice that both you and spar have continued to edit some comments...which I thought was amusing....

Wait...
posted by Blue on September 28th, 2007 8:44 AM

You really don't know how google works do you?

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 28th, 2007 8:50 AM

I don't want my home page to be all the comments made on sfØ......I'm not that obsessed.

all i know is i use it every day....
posted by Fonne Tayne on September 28th, 2007 11:13 AM

goddamn google is like a freakish animal that devours everything that i am even thinkin ahead of writing it as if it is psychic e.g.
whenever my text is posted here it is crawled within a week. unfortunately when i change it, it is often not recached @ google
and then millions of people download

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posted by Blue on September 28th, 2007 1:27 PM

The google search in question

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posted by Fonne Tayne on September 28th, 2007 2:38 PM

clearly it hasn't yet been crawled.


EDITS R 4EVER

holy crap
posted by poopeth accounteth on September 29th, 2007 6:26 AM

That was pretty damn cool, Eddy.

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 29th, 2007 10:40 AM

Thanks Zip...

dude.
posted by Ted Logan on October 3rd, 2007 10:37 PM

lamertastic? judas was lame.

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posted by Blue on October 5th, 2007 10:51 AM

Okay… so I KNOW this is exactly what I hyperlinked to.
No one has been editing my comments.
SSI? Orion? Eddy? Evil Ted?
Come on fess up!


WTF!!! THIS ONE JUST GOT EDITED!!!


Does that mean all of those guesses were wrong?!?
Now I am getting paranoid!

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 5th, 2007 11:03 AM

Big Brother....

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 5th, 2007 11:42 AM

No I have several thoughts on this Evil Ted and Ted situation....I think it's either:

SSI
LowTeck
Gov. Oakland

or you SPARRRGGGHHHH


And no...Im not editing your comments...I don't even edit my own....

I AM EVIL BILL STALLYN #1!!!!!!!
posted by bill s. preston esq. on October 5th, 2007 4:58 PM

eddy, i like can't believe what you're thinking.

with a fro like that, you should just [air guitar] rock out!

what is SSI? super secret internet?

Dude…
posted by Blue on October 5th, 2007 5:53 PM

SSI is an initialism for the creaters Sean, Sam, and Ian.
Is it sad that I know their URLs by heart? .Yes!
Seans is fukin funny… Single White Male.

Eddy… did you see that… did you see that fuckin shit… did you see it?

That comment changed all likity clit

So I rule you out on the grounds that you don't know fucking HTML.
I would think it was Jo… er… Zemalco but how would he get my login…
He still doesn't seem to understand that ø reads as oe in google.
Okay… it's got to be a someone on a computer I did not log off of or an administrator. So that leaves co-workers or A and J… would coworkers have caught on to my STUPID invisible comments? How long have they been secretly watching me obsess over this website like a caged employee who finds it morally objectable to work at work?!?!

Hmmmmm… very strange

talk to yourself much?
posted by YellowBear on October 5th, 2007 6:30 PM

i smell hering.

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posted by Lucille Lucille on October 5th, 2007 6:49 PM

Jez louise, Blueberry Spar, don't lie nuthin'!

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 6th, 2007 1:14 AM

Oh geezzzz.. I really do love the fro....

this game is getting a little out of hand w/ all the fake fakies. I think that perhaps it has to do with the fact that the anonymity has been lost for some of us and that creating a new false identity helps relieve that and also helps with boredom. Just a thought


and spaaaaarrrggghhh....I say this to you all the time;

Dude. Quit being paranoid.

Why doesn't Fi®efox have a mute button?
posted by Blue on October 7th, 2007 7:43 PM

That is the most annoying website I have ever seen quit hyperlinking to it!

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posted by Charlie Fish on October 16th, 2007 3:42 AM

This is a cool completion and I don't know how I missed it first time round.

But WTF is going on with all the comments?

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 16th, 2007 11:18 AM

yeah...the comments definitely digressed

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posted by Blue on October 16th, 2007 12:08 PM

yeah... but somebody was seriously logging in as me... haven't had any problems since but now I make sure I log off at work! And jizosh whas whining that I was exposing him to the all seeing eye of google... what the Bork!

All the more reason to invest my energy into the wiki instead of comments.

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posted by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing on October 17th, 2007 5:02 PM

sper i veell bork yoouur fece-a bork oour noot