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The 90 Point Heist: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Drive for Score First off, I suggest that anyone who decides to read this proof should probably read it all the way through. Second off, I need to come clean: I'm sure there are...


About two weeks ago, I received a message... I've been pondering what to do since then. It begins. Your task: Write. Mysteriously. Keep in mind that this is a collaboration The next collaborator must contribute through a different medium So I...
I've added "Get Published." Fairly self-explanatory. I've got some cool ideas that hopefully I'll be able to put into task form in the future.

I've been eying this task since I registered for SF0 but I'd been unable to come up with an author whose style I could imitate well and would also be interesting. I finally figured it out, but it took me quite a while to do. Take a guess? Warning: T...

Sleep is a great leisure activity. I've had my share of weird dreams, but for their context, it's not that out of the ordinary. I did, however, have a very strange experience a while back. The day was Saturday, February 10. I was sleeping in when I ...

Richard Strauss: Concerto No. 1 in E-flat major, Opus 11 for Horn and Piano. So, I guess it would've been better if I'd done the entire piece, and replicated it in a truer fashion, but I looked in my closet, and I couldn't find a symphony orchestra....
This task was quite a bit of fun. I decided to try my hand at an audio montage that was a little bit more classically inclined. The astute/overly-well-versed-in-loud-brass-chords will notice Beethoven's Piano Sonata in 5, Holst's Mars, Tchaikovsky's ...

(I'm new to Dadaism- if adding the line-breaks is a big no-no (inserting my own bias into the poem?) I can take them out) If this Iraq escalating was risk states a be States fact about effort be Vietnam as in, the found nothing not all pulled Asia i...

Money is art. No, not the bill itself, even though there tends to be a lot of design work that goes into it. Nay, it is the concept of money itself that is art. An architectural feat, money is a worldwide sculpture. Its roots stretch back deep into ...


The Jabberwocky By Lewis Carroll A Historical Analysis Lewis Carroll, whose birth name was Charles Dodgson, was born little more than a decade after the death of Napoleon Bonaparte. For him, the events of the French Revolution were not a distant me...