Well, this is my first REAL task, and since I have around 800 spam messages in my spam folder (you've gotta love gmail) I thought this would be pretty good to do.

Since it's nearing christmas, the usual amount of christmas spam comes in, so here it is, my spoem about the christmas shop. These are all from spam titles, a lot of which trying to sell viagra or watches.

At our shop,
we specialise in a variety of items.
swiss engineered to make you feel
young again.

we can just
i m p r o v e your life with easy installments
to enlarge your newest models available
only here.

Gamble lots?
take a virtual leap into our lovely imagination
replicate the feel of a real rolex watch
confirm now.

work at home?
earn the salary you finally deserve
be suprised at the recieved result
low prices.

BUY TODAY!
make a new, better life for you this year!
don't make your partner frustrated today!
visit today.

Taken from about 200 spam emails. Hope you enjoyed it!