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EchHeck
Level 2: 85 points
Alltime Score: 2483 points
Last Logged In: September 23rd, 2017
BADGE: Senator TEAM: MNZero
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Campaign Trail by EchHeck

May 22nd, 2007 6:57 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Run for SFZero senatorial office. Lay out your platform. Engage in vicious mudslinging against your opponents and reveal secrets from their sordid past. Curry political favors from the powerful SFZero Players' Union. Take promo photographs of you kissing babies and shaking hands with community leaders.

If you receive 25 votes on this task you will be elected and sworn in. You will receive a senatorial badge (). You may then select a congressional committee and subcommitte (e.g. Ways and Means:Oversight, Appropriations:Select Intelligence Oversight Panel, etc.) and pass pork barrel legislation to benefit members of your group. The committee and subcommittee you select should reflect your character's personal goals within SFZero and your methodology for achieving those goals.

UPDATE:
As you know, the football season has started. This is a very exciting time for a candidate with such a strong pro-football platform. But also joybuzzers. And Running For Senate!

All the people should drive!

The players should play football! They should call their team the icepacks and the football Vikings.
I'm Equivalenz because it is red. And because i'm like Lightning McQueen.

Running for Senate!!

june 26 New video uploaded with sound fixes. Another video, really answering the china question this time! Just point a camera at me and I am runnin for Senate!

July 2 More platform and committee details are released. Also, a critical question for the voters....about butts.

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A New campaign video
Introducing
Light saber
Amy Klobuchar and me
About my opponents
The Broccoli Question
Kissing
Try to look away.
in progress
Reflections v2
china.MP4
Plans, platform details

32 vote(s)


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posted by Jackie H on May 22nd, 2007 9:36 AM

i wholeheartedly agree that all the sf0 players should form a giant football team called the icepacks and/or football vikings.

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posted by Møuse on May 23rd, 2007 5:28 AM

Words of wisdom that no doubt will shape our futures. Not even joking here.

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posted by SNORLAX on May 23rd, 2007 10:50 AM

Eleanor, what is your position on broccoli?

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posted by SNORLAX on May 24th, 2007 10:50 AM

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I promised myself I wouldn't vote for senate campaigns...
posted by Ian Kizu-Blair on May 24th, 2007 9:40 PM

But I completely agree with your stance on running and spinning.

I have one question: "What about China?"

I admit I was not planning to vote for Eleanor
posted by Cthulhu Kitty on May 26th, 2007 2:38 AM

because I figured it was a just a power play master minded by burn unit. But then I listened to what she had to say about her opponents...

I am kinda nice and cute. purrrrrrr.

Eck…
posted by Blue on June 4th, 2007 3:49 PM

That video footage made me dizzy…

Yes. Oar my freaking gourd....
posted by Bex. on August 9th, 2007 2:15 AM

I've never been able to make it through an entire campaign without getting bored (sorry Senators).
But I feel differently about this one. I'd advocate for your party. Yes.
Yes.
Please, please name me to be on your Ice Cream Subcommitee or the Sandwich Subcommitee, or the higher-up Dessert and Lunch Subcommitees. I can answer questions about butts any time....

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on September 12th, 2007 9:11 AM

YAY. 25 votes!

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posted by Burn Unit on September 12th, 2007 10:34 AM

Reign.

Of.

Terror!


Seriously? I decided to vote the second she intuited that the players needed drive, but I thought I'd better hold off. But for this proud papa, she said some funny shit during all those videos.

um.... Yeah!
posted by Blue on September 12th, 2007 10:50 AM

bless that intuition
but...um....

I don't ACTUALLY believe that Eleanore writes her proofs.

you're silly.
posted by Burn Unit on September 12th, 2007 12:27 PM

so silly.

did you watch the video? that's what I was actually referring to. those are unscripted, the only thing I do is point the eye at her and ask questions. The reference is in the second video in the list up there ^

sf0, the drive to play sf0.

CONGRADULATIONS AND BALOONS!!!
posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on September 12th, 2007 3:12 PM

TO THE NEWEST SENATOR!

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posted by Lank on September 12th, 2007 6:52 PM

Yay Senator Eleanor!

Cutest Thing Ever.
posted by Waldo Cheerio on October 19th, 2008 6:53 AM

What should the players do?
Football!
What should the players team be called?
Icepacks!


Eleanor, when I saw this, my first thought was "This is someone I want to just say things, which we all have to go do." Then it occurred to me that this is pretty much what senators are for. Hurrah for Eleanor!