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Evil Sugar
Level 2: 169 points
Alltime Score: 3364 points
Last Logged In: May 1st, 2009
TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: Team Shplank TEAM: SFØ Société Photographique TEAM: Team FOEcakes TEAM: LØVE TEAM: Level Zerø TEAM: AustinZero TEAM: FLUMMØX TEAM: The Bloodmarked BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 1: Commuter


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Player Photograph by Evil Sugar

September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.

We are gummy bears. You are not. Unless you are.





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Gummybears and Monkeys
Lords of the Gummy Kingdom
The Gummies are on Strike
Gummies on Vacation
Gummy Vacation
Ninja Gummy
Baby Gummy Bears Are Cute
Murdered Gummy
Green Gummy Gets Squished
Gummy Conga Line
Gummy Queen
Zombie Apocalypse
Anime Gummy
Gummy Love
Peep
Herbie Gummy
The Villain
Herbie Gummy
Gummy Soldier
WAR!!!
Splaff
evil Olive
Doktor Gummy
Gummy Wall
Robot Gummy
Wired Gummy
Sutro Tower in the Gummy Tarot
Rubin Gummy
Red gummy with "Red Bear"
Animated GIF - Making a tiny crane
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Nommed
Gummies can sing!

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Gummi Baren!
posted by Scarlett on April 14th, 2008 1:44 PM

You remind me of this scene from Hedwig and the Angry Inch (my favorite):

The taste [of a gummy bear] is completely different from a gummi bear, yet somehow familiar. It's much sweeter that a gummi bear. And softer too. I suddenly recognize the flavor in my mouth. It's the taste of power...
He searches my face for news of his fate. His expression is echoed in scores of tiny faces pressing against clear plastic. Panting faces of every imaginable color, creed, and non-Aryan origin. Fogging up the bag like the windows of a Polish bath house. I stumble naked through the ruins, back towards blander, less complicated confections, leaving in my wake a trail of rainbow carnage.

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posted by Evil Sugar on April 14th, 2008 2:20 PM

Thanks! I actually haven't seen Hedwig and the Angry Inch...I'll have to add it to my Netflicks list :)

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posted by zer0gee on April 29th, 2008 2:45 PM

Oh god yes, and get on it. It's a fantastic movie.

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on May 15th, 2008 11:00 PM

Put it at the top of your Netflicks list. Really. The songs alone are enough to weep for.

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posted by Scarlett on April 15th, 2008 2:43 PM

This quote is much less weird/vaguely disturbing and more cute/awesome in the context of the movie. And yes, one must add it to the netflix!

Welcome to the game!

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posted by SFØ Podcast on April 20th, 2008 12:44 PM

Just to let you know, you won Praxis of the Week on Podcast #9

Looking forward to more from you :)

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posted by Evil Sugar on April 20th, 2008 12:56 PM

"Just to let you know, you won Praxis of the Week on Podcast #9"


SQUEE! Thanks :)

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posted by Sparrows Fall on April 29th, 2008 1:42 PM

OMG. Discovery Channel: Gummies.

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posted by Evil Sugar on May 1st, 2008 6:15 AM

Soon they will take over all of cable: Gummy History Channel, Gummy Food Network, Gummy Comedy Central, and ABC.

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posted by Bryce on April 30th, 2008 11:06 PM

I'm sorry, but everything that you have done has defied reality with Uber Shplank with awesome sauce.

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posted by Evil Sugar on May 1st, 2008 6:13 AM

Yay! Gummies love awesome sauce (it tastes like frosting).

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posted by Sparrows Fall on May 14th, 2008 2:00 PM

OH MY GOD. GUMMI VILLAIN.

WHY can I not vote twice for this?

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posted by Tøm on May 14th, 2008 2:34 PM

Ahhh!

NEED SUPER VOTE.

On the topic of Super Votes. ~Waldo
posted by Waldo Cheerio on April 19th, 2010 1:18 PM

Hello Gummy Girl,

Last week you entered your terrible twøs. So begins, we hope, a period of acting out, testing boundaries, and a transition from putting things in your mouth as they become available to purposefully seeking out things that look interesting to put into your mouth. I am not exactly sure what the player-equivalent is of IRL teething, but as my just-barely-ølder player friend, I look to you for guidance on the matter. I agree with GYØ Tom about there being a lot of love for the tasks you have done, and with Teucer that the shtick of gummies isn't nearly so amusing as the quality tasking you do through them. Now that Super Vote is unretired, I particularly hope that you receive one, and come back. It has been too long. We miss you.

Markelsørph.

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posted by Adam on May 15th, 2008 10:21 AM

A zombie movie featuring gummie bears and the line "Nom Nom Nom"?

Yes please.

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posted by Bryce on May 15th, 2008 5:50 PM

I want to vote for everything you do ten times.

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posted by teucer on May 15th, 2008 6:21 PM

I tend to also, but not merely because of the gummies - the schtick alone doesn't do it for me anymore - so much as because the completions are also consistently good quality.

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posted by Evil Sugar on May 15th, 2008 7:02 PM

The gummies are happy to have your support. They will endeavor to continue putting out high quality praxii.

More than meets the eye. +1
posted by Herbie Hatman on May 15th, 2008 9:20 PM

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posted by Evil Sugar on May 15th, 2008 9:55 PM

Note the large skull capacity, indicating that gummies are highly intelligent creatures.

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posted by Lank on May 22nd, 2008 8:31 PM

Funny, the skeleton isn't very crunchy...

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posted by Evil Sugar on May 22nd, 2008 9:01 PM

The bears marketed for human consumption are generally juveniles, so the skeleton hasn't hardened yet.

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posted by done on May 16th, 2008 11:04 AM

I guess I missed something weird going on here , is this the zombie apocalypse led by herbie hatman?
Also you, gummies?
I'm scared...

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posted by Evil Sugar on May 16th, 2008 11:08 AM

Be afraid, be very afraid. Herbie-itis is highly contagious.

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posted by Tøm on May 16th, 2008 11:16 AM

*COUGH*

friends. +2
posted by YellowBear on May 22nd, 2008 8:15 PM

9/3/07
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posted by Evil Sugar on May 22nd, 2008 9:05 PM

Ah yes, the ancient art of gummy acupuncture. Those are some highly skilled yellow bears.

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posted by YellowBear on June 2nd, 2008 8:29 PM

not acupuncture, it is more of canabalistic sacrifice really. I can tell you that the red gummy was a Villain I am afraid. But we fixed him of that problem...

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posted by Tøm on May 29th, 2008 12:36 PM

Epic speed masquerade.

Gummy player photos for the absolute win.

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posted by teucer on May 29th, 2008 12:38 PM

Indeed. That's impressive.

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posted by Tøm on June 2nd, 2008 4:28 PM

I continue to love your player photos.

I will be super voting.

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posted by teucer on June 2nd, 2008 4:34 PM

Indeed, Tom - there's no excuse for letting the retirement of a task stop you from doing the idea contained therein.

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posted by Evil Sugar on June 2nd, 2008 4:45 PM

Aw, thanks. If gummy bears could blush, they would be blushing now.

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posted by Rainy on June 12th, 2008 7:21 AM

Weeny tiny origami crane! The Gummy Bears promote world peace!

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posted by Evil Sugar on June 12th, 2008 7:40 AM

Evil Sugar suggests that it is unwise to become too attached to the tiny red crane. Things do not end well for the tiny red crane.

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posted by Rainy on June 12th, 2008 7:45 AM

Ha! Also, eep.

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posted by teucer on June 12th, 2008 7:53 AM

That is, after all, only the natural way of things. Paper cranes, like the real ones, are glorious in life and in death - but their life cycle does come to an end.

Cranes are also glorious in birth. +3
posted by Evil Sugar on June 13th, 2008 8:29 PM

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posted by Rainy on June 12th, 2008 7:22 AM

Also, I was shocked to see I hadn't voted for your player photograph; I completely thought I had.

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posted by Lincøln on June 25th, 2008 1:45 PM

I'm sorry I melted and cooked and used as garnish and nommed the multi gummy team.
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This is me finishing the Practical. I didn't apologize in the test itself, I wanted to do it here. Where appropriate.

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posted by Evil Sugar on June 25th, 2008 2:17 PM

The gummies forgive you. But in the future, please refrain from nomming on gummies. Not only does it upset the gummies, but it makes our beloved Minch very sad.

(Rest in peace, multi gummy team, rest in peace.)

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posted by Minch on June 25th, 2008 3:28 PM

::sniff sniff::

Lincoln, please refrain from noming on my dearest Gummies. Especially in Nom-free zomes.

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posted by Lincøln on June 25th, 2008 4:09 PM

Oh, yeah. The multi gummy team had somehow wandered into a gummy nomming zone.
There was little I could do..

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posted by Tøm on June 25th, 2008 4:18 PM

Signs control the world.

Alter the sign, 'Reluctant nomming of gummies and eventual apology zone".

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posted by GYØ Vicki on June 27th, 2008 11:27 AM

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This has Human Seed written all over it.

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posted by Evil Sugar on June 27th, 2008 6:05 PM

The gummies are hoping that the green gummy will sprout and grow into a gummy tree.

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posted by Tøm on June 27th, 2008 12:55 PM

Where can I vote for your player page?!

"NOTE: Please do not melt, microwave, dissolve, strangle, dismember, poison, decapitate, squash, slice, dice, mutilate, suffocate, torture, drown, shoot, burninate, cook, nom, or otherwise kill the gummies. THEY ARE ON VACATION. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE NOMMED ON YOU WHILE YOU WERE WORKING ON YOUR TAN? "

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posted by Evil Sugar on June 27th, 2008 6:06 PM

The gummies appreciate your enthusiasm for the gummy player page. However, at this time, they are not aware of any method for voting for player pages.

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posted by praximity on August 31st, 2008 8:02 PM

i'm assuming you know what your relatives have been up to?

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posted by Bryce on August 31st, 2008 8:32 PM

Coooommmeeeeeeeee Baaaaaaacck!!!!!!

pretty please?

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posted by Darkaardvark on August 31st, 2008 9:09 PM

I will be nomming gummies every day until they return.

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posted by Bryce on August 31st, 2008 10:05 PM

I do not second that blackmail! We shall not gain the gummies with terror!

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posted by Darkaardvark on September 1st, 2008 7:25 AM

Om nom nom.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on September 22nd, 2008 9:48 AM

Oh, Gummies, it's okey.

You'll be back on top again.

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posted by Minch on September 23rd, 2008 3:03 PM

Dearest Gummies,

I sympathize with your protest and hope that your strike does not take you away from us, from me, for too very long. Your presence in the game, and skill at tasking in a most epic way are for me (as I would venture to guess for many) a highlight of the game.

Please return to tasking soon. You will be missed (and when I miss you it makes my heart hurt).

Your beloved,
Minches

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posted by Lincøln on September 24th, 2008 1:02 AM

I'm conflicted, because I love bare asses, yet I don't love BAREASS.
I really don't know where I stand in this protest.

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posted by done on September 24th, 2008 6:40 AM

If the gummies don't task it might be that people start nomming them again. This should not be a threat or something, I was just thinking...

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posted by JJason Recognition on October 27th, 2008 11:12 AM

Gummies, we're willing to negotiate. What are your demands for ending this strike?

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posted by Minch on October 27th, 2008 11:39 AM

I already tried bribing them with my love, and even that did not work :(

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posted by JJason Recognition on October 27th, 2008 3:14 PM

We mustn't give up hope

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posted by Minch on October 27th, 2008 4:43 PM

GummyBearSex.jpg

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posted by Evil Sugar on December 11th, 2008 6:02 AM

The gummies appreciate this wonderful collection of porn, and beg for their beloved Minch to forgive them for being gone so long.

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posted by Lincøln on March 18th, 2010 10:15 AM

Worth a look-see.