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Evil Sugar
Level 2: 169 points
Alltime Score: 3364 points
Last Logged In: May 1st, 2009
TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: Team Shplank TEAM: SFØ Société Photographique TEAM: Team FOEcakes TEAM: LØVE TEAM: Level Zerø TEAM: AustinZero TEAM: FLUMMØX TEAM: The Bloodmarked BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 1: Commuter

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posted by Evil Sugar on December 30th, 2008 7:10 PM

The gummy bears support the right of all animals, irrespective of size, to ride on public transportation. They are also happy that Mr. Woofums got to drink soda, and hope that he didn't get too wet from all the rain.

posted by Evil Sugar on December 16th, 2008 8:16 PM

The gummies like kool aid, which is mostly sugar (gummies are quite fond of sugar, particularly frosting). However, they do not enjoy being frozen, sold, or nommed on.

posted by Evil Sugar on December 16th, 2008 9:28 AM

The gummies are so touched by this gesture that they promise never to eat humans again, because you are all alive in their minds.

posted by Evil Sugar on December 14th, 2008 6:17 AM

Sparrows is elusive, but the gummies will do their best to seek her out and bring her back.

posted by Evil Sugar on December 11th, 2008 6:02 AM

The gummies appreciate this wonderful collection of porn, and beg for their beloved Minch to forgive them for being gone so long.

posted by Evil Sugar on December 11th, 2008 5:56 AM

That is disturbing. I will totally bring a gummy cavalry with me every time I go into the kitchen, from now until the end of time, just in case that thing is in my cabinets.

posted by Evil Sugar on September 22nd, 2008 8:01 AM

The gummies do not like the new era. They are most displeased to have been demoted from Level 8 to Level 1.

posted by Evil Sugar on September 11th, 2008 7:48 PM

NOTE: gummy bears do not have skin.

posted by Evil Sugar on September 6th, 2008 5:17 PM

Cinnamon bears are approximately twice the size of gummy bears. You might think that this would make them better photographers, but cinnamon bears are highly aggressive and anti-social and therefore cannot coordinate a group large enough to use a human sized camera.

posted by Evil Sugar on September 6th, 2008 5:14 PM

The gummies would like to thank Myrna for providing them with additional viewing materials.

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