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Incorrect. Gummies are an excellent building material. With their versatile bear shape and bright colors they are practically Legos.
Iz not recommended to take test upside down. SFZEROPRACTICAL iz hard even upside up.
That is why you are not a gummy.
I think Haberley Mead may have underestimated. Some relevant measurements:
Sutro - 298 meters tall
Gummy bear - .02 meters tall
Gummy bears are amazingly acrobatic, and surprisingly strong, so on a windless day, 14,900 bears could form a gummy totem pole of sorts, and reach the top of the tower. Unfortunately, a single column of bears would be insufficiently strong to hoist a flag large enough to be visible from the ground.
Some additional measurements:
Giant Flag (link is to document the size of the desired flag, not the design) - 77 meters along the shorter side
Gummy bears - .01 meters wide
Hoisting a giant flag would require a wall of gummies 14,900 bears high and 7,700 bears wide (and remember, ABSOLUTELY NO WIND WHATSOEVER...balance is tricky). 7,700 times 14,900 is 114,730,000.
So, slightly over 114 million bears would be required to take on Sutro.
HOWEVER, as JTony has pointed out -- soylent green is tasty, soylent green is people, and bears are people. Therefore, bears are tasty, and in calculating the number of bears required for this (or any) task, we must assume that some bears will inevitably be eaten as part of the natural course of things. Therefore, it would be unwise to attempt Sutro with anything less than 200 million bears.
WAIT, HARRY IS NOT A GUMMY?
All this time, the gummies assumed that Harry WAS a gummy. You know, one of those oversized Australian gummies.
For the last card, they decided that while magazine pictures of bears were okay, hand drawn gummy bears were better. They decided to draw a US flag made entirely of gummy bears! Sadly, after only a few red stripes, the gummies got really tired of drawing bears. So they filled in the rest with cut up bits of magazine. It ended up looking rather nice, and this was the gummies' favorite card:
They couldn't find a quote they liked about the United States of America, so instead they quoted some lyrics from a song by The Presidents of the United States of America:
"Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown."
"This will be the last praxis I submit. I'm sad to say that I am quitting SF0 - emotional stress has fractured me, and I feel fragmented."
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The gummies will miss you greatly. If you ever desire to return, the gummies will help reassemble your fragments. They are very good at putting things together.)
Gummies are looking for love...