Player Photograph by Evil Sugar
September 21st, 2008 12:00 AMGummybears and Monkeys
Lords of the Gummy Kingdom
Welcome to GummyLand!
The Gummies are on Strike
Evil Sugar tried to point out that their choice of protest acronym was. . .unfortunate. . .but the bears didn't see anything wrong with it.
Gummies on Vacation
Look how cute they are, playing in the sand! DO NOT NOM ON THE GUMMIES WHILE THEY ARE ON VACATION.
Gummy Vacation
At the beach!
Ninja Gummy
Baby Gummy Bears Are Cute
Fear the cuteness.
Murdered Gummy
Green Gummy Gets Squished
Humans are the only natural enemy of gummykind.
Gummy Conga Line
Sometimes gummies just want to have a good time!
Gummy Queen
Zombie Apocalypse
Anime Gummy
Gummy Love
Peep
Gummies and peeps are allies.
Herbie Gummy
The Villain
Herbie Gummy
Now with anatomically correct skeleton!
Gummy Soldier
WAR!!!
The gummies are currently at war with Sparrows Fall. Do not be alarmed, the gummies are good at this sort of thing.
Splaff
Testing indicates that gummies are unsuitable for Splaffing even when covered in sticky frosting.
evil Olive
The ghost of Banquo lives!
Doktor Gummy
If Doktor Gummy had longer arms, there would be some chin-scratching going on.
Gummy Wall
Do not be deceived, gummies are better bricks than circus peanuts.
Robot Gummy
Wired Gummy
Gummies like to gnaw on their wires.
Sutro Tower in the Gummy Tarot
Rubin Gummy
This player photo made possible by the SFZEROPRACTICAL exam.
Red gummy with "Red Bear"
This image made possible by the SFZEROPRACTICAL exam.
Animated GIF - Making a tiny crane
Click on the image to watch the animated GIF.
NinjaVsOrange.gif
Nommed
Terrible things are happening in the name of the SFZEROPRACTICAL exam. GummyLand may never be the same.
44 vote(s)
- Scarlett
- Lincøln
- Tøm
- rehsamsevoL Lovesmasher
- Herbie Hatman
- SFØ Podcast
- JTony Loves Brains
- Optical Dave
- Sparrows Fall
- Kyle Westwood
- GYØ Ben
- Darkaardvark
- Minch
- Haberley Mead
- Cameron
- Lank
- Jellybean of Thark
- Blue
- Flea
- Adam
- Not Here No More
- SNORLAX
- Julian Muffinbot
- Myrna Minx
- Dela Dejavoo
- anna one
- done
- GYØ Vicki
- LittleMonk
- susy derkins
- Bex.
- Spidere
- Rainy
- H L
- Ben Yamiin
- Burn Unit
- praximity
- Tricia Tanaka
- Tiny Dancing Tzarina
- Young Cain
- Togashi Ni
- Amby D
- Indy
- carry_me_Zaddy
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Thanks! I actually haven't seen Hedwig and the Angry Inch...I'll have to add it to my Netflicks list :)
Oh god yes, and get on it. It's a fantastic movie.
Put it at the top of your Netflicks list. Really. The songs alone are enough to weep for.
This quote is much less weird/vaguely disturbing and more cute/awesome in the context of the movie. And yes, one must add it to the netflix!
Welcome to the game!
Just to let you know, you won Praxis of the Week on Podcast #9
Looking forward to more from you :)
"Just to let you know, you won Praxis of the Week on Podcast #9"
SQUEE! Thanks :)
Soon they will take over all of cable: Gummy History Channel, Gummy Food Network, Gummy Comedy Central, and ABC.
I'm sorry, but everything that you have done has defied reality with Uber Shplank with awesome sauce.
Yay! Gummies love awesome sauce (it tastes like frosting).
OH MY GOD. GUMMI VILLAIN.
WHY can I not vote twice for this?
Hello Gummy Girl,
Last week you entered your terrible twøs. So begins, we hope, a period of acting out, testing boundaries, and a transition from putting things in your mouth as they become available to purposefully seeking out things that look interesting to put into your mouth. I am not exactly sure what the player-equivalent is of IRL teething, but as my just-barely-ølder player friend, I look to you for guidance on the matter. I agree with GYØ Tom about there being a lot of love for the tasks you have done, and with Teucer that the shtick of gummies isn't nearly so amusing as the quality tasking you do through them. Now that Super Vote is unretired, I particularly hope that you receive one, and come back. It has been too long. We miss you.
Markelsørph.
A zombie movie featuring gummie bears and the line "Nom Nom Nom"?
Yes please.
I want to vote for everything you do ten times.
I tend to also, but not merely because of the gummies - the schtick alone doesn't do it for me anymore - so much as because the completions are also consistently good quality.
The gummies are happy to have your support. They will endeavor to continue putting out high quality praxii.
Note the large skull capacity, indicating that gummies are highly intelligent creatures.
The bears marketed for human consumption are generally juveniles, so the skeleton hasn't hardened yet.
I guess I missed something weird going on here , is this the zombie apocalypse led by herbie hatman?
Also you, gummies?
I'm scared...
Be afraid, be very afraid. Herbie-itis is highly contagious.
Ah yes, the ancient art of gummy acupuncture. Those are some highly skilled yellow bears.
not acupuncture, it is more of canabalistic sacrifice really. I can tell you that the red gummy was a Villain I am afraid. But we fixed him of that problem...
Epic speed masquerade.
Gummy player photos for the absolute win.
I continue to love your player photos.
I will be super voting.
Indeed, Tom - there's no excuse for letting the retirement of a task stop you from doing the idea contained therein.
Aw, thanks. If gummy bears could blush, they would be blushing now.
Weeny tiny origami crane! The Gummy Bears promote world peace!
Evil Sugar suggests that it is unwise to become too attached to the tiny red crane. Things do not end well for the tiny red crane.
That is, after all, only the natural way of things. Paper cranes, like the real ones, are glorious in life and in death - but their life cycle does come to an end.
Also, I was shocked to see I hadn't voted for your player photograph; I completely thought I had.
I'm sorry I melted and cooked and used as garnish and nommed the multi gummy team.
This is me finishing the Practical. I didn't apologize in the test itself, I wanted to do it here. Where appropriate.
The gummies forgive you. But in the future, please refrain from nomming on gummies. Not only does it upset the gummies, but it makes our beloved Minch very sad.
(Rest in peace, multi gummy team, rest in peace.)
::sniff sniff::
Lincoln, please refrain from noming on my dearest Gummies. Especially in Nom-free zomes.
Oh, yeah. The multi gummy team had somehow wandered into a gummy nomming zone.
There was little I could do..
Signs control the world.
Alter the sign, 'Reluctant nomming of gummies and eventual apology zone".
This has Human Seed written all over it.
The gummies are hoping that the green gummy will sprout and grow into a gummy tree.
Where can I vote for your player page?!
"NOTE: Please do not melt, microwave, dissolve, strangle, dismember, poison, decapitate, squash, slice, dice, mutilate, suffocate, torture, drown, shoot, burninate, cook, nom, or otherwise kill the gummies. THEY ARE ON VACATION. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE NOMMED ON YOU WHILE YOU WERE WORKING ON YOUR TAN? "
The gummies appreciate your enthusiasm for the gummy player page. However, at this time, they are not aware of any method for voting for player pages.
i'm assuming you know what your relatives have been up to?
Coooommmeeeeeeeee Baaaaaaacck!!!!!!
pretty please?
I will be nomming gummies every day until they return.
I do not second that blackmail! We shall not gain the gummies with terror!
Oh, Gummies, it's okey.
You'll be back on top again.
Dearest Gummies,
I sympathize with your protest and hope that your strike does not take you away from us, from me, for too very long. Your presence in the game, and skill at tasking in a most epic way are for me (as I would venture to guess for many) a highlight of the game.
Please return to tasking soon. You will be missed (and when I miss you it makes my heart hurt).
Your beloved,
Minches
I'm conflicted, because I love bare asses, yet I don't love BAREASS.
I really don't know where I stand in this protest.
If the gummies don't task it might be that people start nomming them again. This should not be a threat or something, I was just thinking...
Gummies, we're willing to negotiate. What are your demands for ending this strike?
I already tried bribing them with my love, and even that did not work :(
The gummies appreciate this wonderful collection of porn, and beg for their beloved Minch to forgive them for being gone so long.
You remind me of this scene from Hedwig and the Angry Inch (my favorite):
The taste [of a gummy bear] is completely different from a gummi bear, yet somehow familiar. It's much sweeter that a gummi bear. And softer too. I suddenly recognize the flavor in my mouth. It's the taste of power...
He searches my face for news of his fate. His expression is echoed in scores of tiny faces pressing against clear plastic. Panting faces of every imaginable color, creed, and non-Aryan origin. Fogging up the bag like the windows of a Polish bath house. I stumble naked through the ruins, back towards blander, less complicated confections, leaving in my wake a trail of rainbow carnage.