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Haiku
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Reverse Shoplifting by Haiku

June 26th, 2008 5:45 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Insert an object into a store. Make sure your object can be bought.

What's better than organic green tea? Free range SOYLENT green tea!

The full write-up is in the photos. Clicky clicky.

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The ringer
Barcode
Price tag
Teacup
New package
Ready to glue up
Tea
Almost there
Perfect
Comparison
Comparison
Copy
Ingredients
Buy me!

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posted by Sparrows Fall on June 26th, 2008 6:24 PM

This is fantastic!

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posted by Dela Dejavoo on June 26th, 2008 7:05 PM

your box making skills impress me

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posted by Myrna Minx on June 26th, 2008 7:08 PM

shock

and

awe.

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posted by Spidere on June 26th, 2008 7:13 PM

Outstanding!

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posted by Lincøln on June 26th, 2008 7:42 PM

Brilliant. I love it.

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posted by hmrpita (Lenore) on June 26th, 2008 8:16 PM

At which Whole Foods location did you place this? I want to BUY it.

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posted by Haiku on June 26th, 2008 8:20 PM

Whole Foods Cambridge, MA, River St.

It was rush hour shopping when I did it, too. I went in, picked up a basket, and reached into my bag and put the package in the basket. Then I went to the tea isle, picked up a different kind of tea, examined it, then put it back, and put my box on the shelf. I was very sly. And then I took pictures. Yeah, that was weird.

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posted by Rainy on June 26th, 2008 8:34 PM

This rocks!

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posted by Julian Muffinbot on June 26th, 2008 8:45 PM

it's the copy on the box that killed me.

ha ha, killed me. heh. i shouldn't be allowed to make comments.

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posted by Lank on June 26th, 2008 8:48 PM

Wow! This rocks! Do you know how valuable that box will become?

The perforation - brilliant.

How valuable /will/ that box become, Lank?
posted by Spidere on August 11th, 2008 11:00 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/haiku-brand-soylent-green-tea-original-flavor_W0QQitemZ320285870736QQcmdZViewItem

:) All proceeds will be donated to SF0.

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posted by Spidere on August 16th, 2008 3:23 AM

Apparently $3.58, so far...not even sticker price. Well, it's still open until Monday; maybe people are taking advantage of ebay sniping. :)

http://cgi.ebay.com/haiku-brand-soylent-green-tea-original-flavor_W0QQitemZ320285870736QQcmdZViewItem

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posted by Augustus deCorbeau on June 26th, 2008 9:26 PM

Amazing!

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on June 26th, 2008 10:19 PM

ch-soylentgreen49003.jpg

Everyone Knows I Love My Soylent Green..... Tea!

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posted by avidd opolis on June 26th, 2008 10:24 PM

well done, sir

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posted by Loki on June 26th, 2008 11:55 PM

Well done!

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posted by zer0gee on June 27th, 2008 1:16 AM

Truly phenomenal - I love it!

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posted by Tøm on June 27th, 2008 9:37 AM

This is awesome, I wish I could stumble across soylent green tea in my local shop!

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posted by rongo rongo on June 27th, 2008 12:42 PM

Frighteningly well done. The price sticker was a nice touch, too.

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posted by Minch on June 27th, 2008 12:46 PM

uhm. wow.

i especially like this:
"The price tag, affixed at a jaunty angle"

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posted by Bjørn Teuleuse on June 27th, 2008 12:52 PM

You must be an I.D. with all these advanced prototyping skills... the egg, now this! very nice

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posted by Haiku on June 27th, 2008 11:14 PM

Nah, I just like to make stuff.

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posted by Rachel's Reflection on June 30th, 2008 3:34 PM

One of my friends just linked to this on her blog. I followed the link, and was pleasantly surprised to see that it led to a praxis. (I was expecting some random website with joke items for sale) That is quite impressive. And no, I don't think it could be kosher - good call on removing that.

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posted by Rachel's Reflection on June 30th, 2008 3:37 PM

Also, the friend in question mentioned that she had it in her possession - which implies that you were also successful in getting someone to buy it.

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posted by Haiku on June 30th, 2008 6:13 PM

Really? That's awesome! There was always a doubt that the barcode would work. I obviously couldn't test it (actually I thought of printing it out as a sticker and putting it on a different box of tea to see if I could buy that, but I ended up just trusting in the miracles of electronics).

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posted by Rachel's Reflection on June 30th, 2008 7:08 PM

Well, I can try to get further clarification on it, but she claimed to have it.

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posted by Rachel's Reflection on July 1st, 2008 6:23 AM

Update: I checked with my friend. It seems there is someone in... Maryland? who is on sf0, saw the tea and wanted it, and so asked some friends in Boston to buy it. Said friends bought it, then passed it on to the friend I know so that she can transport it to the person who wanted it. So yes, it was purchased. And it is crossing state lines. She thinks it is rather cool - but she is just the messenger.

Excellent.
posted by Jagganath on July 19th, 2008 5:38 PM

Plus a possible purchase confirmation? Excellent.

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posted by Not Here No More on August 11th, 2008 11:36 PM

Mr. Haiku,

That was brilliant.

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posted by Adam on February 14th, 2009 2:06 PM

Wow this is brilliant. Super, excellent, marvellous, smashing.

And all that jazz.

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posted by Chase of SF0 on July 22nd, 2010 11:25 AM

WOW. I MEAN...... WOW. my reverse shoplifting is absolutley NOTHING compared to this.

You are a genius
posted by Tarozaemon Rossini on January 15th, 2012 3:42 PM

I want to buy your tea... how do I place an order?