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May 26th, 2007 12:38 PM / Location: 34.073319,-118.2937
CAVEAT LECTOR: If you are offended by the suggestion of male sexual apparatus, if you were outraged by the opening scene of The 40-Year-Old Virgin, do not scroll down!
I hope I don't get in trouble for this.
That being said...
I miss my girlfriend. She lives far away and I haven't seen her in two weeks. I think about her a lot.
Sometimes when I think about her I get all smiley and happy. Other times when I think about her, such as this morning, the following happens:
I hope I don't get in trouble for this.
That being said...
I miss my girlfriend. She lives far away and I haven't seen her in two weeks. I think about her a lot.
Sometimes when I think about her I get all smiley and happy. Other times when I think about her, such as this morning, the following happens:
*YAWN!* Sleepy Saturday morning... ho hum...
What's this? I feel a stirring...
Oh my! Something's definitely happening...
Um... this is getting embarrassing...
Okay, I should do something about this! Talk to y'all later!
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posted by Scooter0101001 on June 16th, 2007 12:17 AM
Is there any special bathroom cleaning I should attend to?
posted by Flitworth on November 25th, 2007 6:24 AM
I commend your completion. Bold, indeed.
Charming and Informative!