Player Photograph by Lank
September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM21 vote(s)

Ohrlyeh Totenkinder
5
Fonne Tayne
5
YellowBear
5
Loki
5
Blue
5
The Revolutionary
5
Lincøln
5
Jellybean of Thark
5
miss understanding
5
Charlie Fish
5
GYØ Ben
5
Not Here No More
5
Meta tron
5
Tøm
5
Minch
5
SNORLAX
5
Myrna Minx
5
Zoo Babies Pet Animals
5
done
5
Flea
5
Rainy
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What's the significance of "beucephalus"? Googling was little help. Be(a)u-cephalus = pretty head?
And seriously, IRON?! That is bad ass.
Beucephalus is the name of Alexander the Great's horse, as well as that of the horse ridden by Baron Hieronymous Karl Fredrich von Munchausen (in the movie, at least).
He's a coming… better start a tasking!
However, I refuse to play for points and am now strictly going with epicness.
Alas, a strive for perfection often strays me onto a path of procrastanation.
Well done good sir.
I can see you are a serviceable villain!
That picture is disgusting!!!
By the way... You are my favorite president!
Oh by the way look what I found…
the new portrait is very very sweet. I almost can't believe that someone capable of such things could be villainous.
Workin' on it... not complete until about September 8th, when I've been here more than 1/10th of a year...
LEVEL 8, BABY!!! YEEHAW!!!
Gimme a flag and point me toward that tower...
I don't know why but I am so proud of you! Well I do know why...GOOD JOB MAN!!
My goodness! You're Fanny now? If you weren't a bicyclist...
I cannot believe you went through the process of actually hosting the images for your gallery of respect on image shack… that is dedicated!!!
Jesus...I can't believe that your at 4100....DAMN DUDE!!!
Temper temper, Mr. Deville.
yes yes i am furthering the chaotic binge of voting that is lank's career...... i am just endlessly tickled by that damn parrot...
I think this is the pic you had when I joined! I like slow moe.
A few additions to the Gallery (on my Player Page)...
How have I never voted for your profile before? Is that underwear on your face? You have amazingly expressive and powerful eyebrows!
Aw, thanks, YB! Yes to your 2nd question. And a belated welcome to the 8-ness!
So, um...
Yeah.
http://tinyurl.com/3arqp8
You fiend! You have caused my player page to be destroyed by lead zeppelins! It's inhuman, it's... wait...
It's back to normal...
What kind of nightmare-inducing inter-web sorcery are you practicing, sir?!
Yay eyepatches and beavermuff!
I just voted for your profile again in my heart.
You know you broke the 1000 vote barrier right?
Congratulations!
Holy Three toed sloth, you did!!!?!?!?! That's awesome!
Yeah - thanks! Lowteck did it first. He's the bizzomb.
Tom is next!
Ahh, I didn't know that. I shall have to comment him then.
Anyway, happy vote getting.
That flower really sets your eyes off well. How was your wedding night? Everything you dreamt of I hope.
Well no wedding night consummation is adequate with out that particular item. My dress is in tatters on my floor. I wonder if that happens to all brides.
the de-flowering and re-flowering were my favorite part of the night...
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, hey.
the new picture sort off makes me nauseous...
Lank is made of meat.
I am made of meat.
He is made of meat.
She is made of meat.
They, we, us, be made of meat.
Meat.
Hello. My name is ASIMO. I have noticed, with my advanced circuitry and receptors, that you are not a member of the Probot team. I question whether there is a reason to this. I hope that sending you a request for friendship will increase your desire to empathize with robots.
I wanna vote again, for the Paulo Freire quote.
You wear the CGØ Logo well.
We're only a train ride away...
Yeah, a three-day train ride!
But hopefully plans for a trip to the Midwest in the distant (but not-too-distant) future will pan out.
Best name ever!
Close second: "Cosmo... NOT!"
Nearly a year my senior, you are finished with your terrible twos. I am not much sure what to say about your third year here, or even the number three in general. Lacking much in the way of quality, I will opt for simple observations. We met three times this past year, and you gave to me my first "Lanky Joe Hug" in memory. The Walrus was flustered by your establishment of employ, and only managed to take three pictures whilst inside. Most players are less than three, and the rest less-than-three you as far as I can tell. I would estimate that you are at least three inches taller than me.
Three looks to be much better than two. You did not submit a task once in your second year. You have posted only a single comment in the same span. You have also changed your name. All strange portents for the number two. But that is behind you now, and we look to three instead. For someone who can just barely plan three years into your future, we can only trust your word insofar as this might be the mid-point of your time with us; who can know what you will plan tomorrow, for your sixth year plus a day? It is my sincerest hope that you are, perhaps, active only in odd-numbered years.
Today is that day that we commemorate your life. By which I mean only the last three years of it. Even then only the parts of it that are awesome. Of which there are many. Which is why you get like, 14.5 hours left today to think about it all. If thinking isn't your game, I now entrust to you the responsibility of working out the specifics of which liquid to pour out in what amount onto what surface, or other peculiar non-thinky tradition you suggest others follow on their day of days.
Markelsørph.
Your bad ass motherfucker can make it to the Dodgers quicker than my bad ass motherfucker.
Still like mine better tho!