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Lank
Level 4: 561 points
Alltime Score: 13463 points
Last Logged In: October 12th, 2012
BADGE: Senator BADGE: Winner of a Duel BADGE: INTERREGNUM TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: El Lay Zero TEAM: Group Creation Public Badge TEAM: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse TEAM: Team Shplank TEAM: San Francisco Zero TEAM: ALL THINGS MEATIFUL! TEAM: Public Library Zero TEAM: Urban Picnic Society TEAM: Whimsy BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 2: Trafficker


10 + 105 points

Player Photograph by Lank

September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.

I am the absence of everything I am not.

Portrait by The Villain

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AWESOME
marks the spot
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DANCE!
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just woke up...
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Doppelanker
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Meat-Paint.jpg
MEAT
pretty pretty
THE FOOL
Reference
The Fool
Pacifistronaut
more intimacy
Self Portrait during Battle Royale
ghoul
Up With Gravity
Mad Hatter
The Villank
I'm coming...
Capt. Lank
Exhausted after moving?
Lankin
n00b
n00b
Genuine Beaver Muff
Watmuff Diver
Beucephalus
Super Vote!
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EAMB1
EAMB2
EAMB3

21 vote(s)



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62 comment(s)

Tis indeed.
posted by Scooter0101001 on May 23rd, 2007 6:33 PM

Your bad ass motherfucker can make it to the Dodgers quicker than my bad ass motherfucker.

Still like mine better tho!

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posted by Sean Mahan on May 23rd, 2007 7:44 PM

What's the significance of "beucephalus"? Googling was little help. Be(a)u-cephalus = pretty head?

And seriously, IRON?! That is bad ass.

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posted by Lank on May 23rd, 2007 8:16 PM

Beucephalus is the name of Alexander the Great's horse, as well as that of the horse ridden by Baron Hieronymous Karl Fredrich von Munchausen (in the movie, at least).

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posted by anna one on May 25th, 2007 6:53 PM

mmm... meaty.

Ohhhh Snap…
posted by Blue on July 2nd, 2007 10:36 PM

He's a coming… better start a tasking!
However, I refuse to play for points and am now strictly going with epicness.
Alas, a strive for perfection often strays me onto a path of procrastanation.
Well done good sir.
I can see you are a serviceable villain!

That picture is disgusting!!!

Wholly Phuck!!!
posted by Blue on July 5th, 2007 10:58 AM

Wholly Phuck!!!

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posted by anna one on July 6th, 2007 12:24 AM

or is it:
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posted by anna one on July 7th, 2007 8:11 PM

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I love you guys.

BTW
posted by Blue on July 18th, 2007 12:27 PM

By the way... You are my favorite president!

Oh by the way look what I found…
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SOOO COOL
posted by YellowBear on August 8th, 2007 11:56 PM

the new portrait is very very sweet. I almost can't believe that someone capable of such things could be villainous.

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posted by Blue on August 18th, 2007 6:19 PM

http://sf0.org/tasks/Relocate-to-San-Francisco/

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posted by Lank on August 18th, 2007 6:51 PM

Workin' on it... not complete until about September 8th, when I've been here more than 1/10th of a year...

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posted by Lank on August 21st, 2007 9:51 PM

LEVEL 8, BABY!!! YEEHAW!!!

Gimme a flag and point me toward that tower...

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posted by SNORLAX on August 21st, 2007 10:19 PM

and there's your 400th vote!

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posted by YellowBear on August 22nd, 2007 9:14 AM

Congrats!!!

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on August 22nd, 2007 11:38 AM

I don't know why but I am so proud of you! Well I do know why...GOOD JOB MAN!!

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posted by Ink Tea on August 22nd, 2007 5:43 PM

My goodness! You're Fanny now? If you weren't a bicyclist...

Oh snap!
posted by Blue on August 25th, 2007 1:03 PM

I cannot believe you went through the process of actually hosting the images for your gallery of respect on image shack… that is dedicated!!!

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 15th, 2007 8:40 PM

Jesus...I can't believe that your at 4100....DAMN DUDE!!!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on September 23rd, 2007 10:33 PM

Temper temper, Mr. Deville.

i admit
posted by Fonne Tayne on September 27th, 2007 8:59 PM

yes yes i am furthering the chaotic binge of voting that is lank's career...... i am just endlessly tickled by that damn parrot...

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posted by Fonne Tayne on September 27th, 2007 11:55 PM

RETRO MOE

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posted by YellowBear on September 30th, 2007 8:04 PM

I think this is the pic you had when I joined! I like slow moe.

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posted by Lank on October 9th, 2007 11:47 PM

A few additions to the Gallery (on my Player Page)...

The Villank
posted by YellowBear on October 12th, 2007 9:05 PM

How have I never voted for your profile before? Is that underwear on your face? You have amazingly expressive and powerful eyebrows!

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posted by Lank on October 12th, 2007 9:28 PM

Aw, thanks, YB! Yes to your 2nd question. And a belated welcome to the 8-ness!

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posted by Blue on October 24th, 2007 4:27 PM

Have you seen a white Rabbit?!?!

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posted by GYØ Ben on December 28th, 2007 2:34 AM

"Who's gonna stop me?!"

Err... Lank?

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posted by Lincøln on December 28th, 2007 1:28 PM

First to 6,000 points.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on January 2nd, 2008 9:14 PM

Gravity can suck it.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on January 5th, 2008 7:56 PM

So, um...

Yeah.

http://tinyurl.com/3arqp8

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posted by Lank on January 5th, 2008 9:01 PM

You fiend! You have caused my player page to be destroyed by lead zeppelins! It's inhuman, it's... wait...

It's back to normal...

What kind of nightmare-inducing inter-web sorcery are you practicing, sir?!

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posted by miss understanding on January 5th, 2008 10:04 PM

Yay eyepatches and beavermuff!

The Fool
posted by YellowBear on January 13th, 2008 11:11 PM

I just voted for your profile again in my heart.

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posted by Lank on January 13th, 2008 11:37 PM

I ♥ Yellowbear.

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posted by Not Here No More on January 31st, 2008 12:58 PM

Vote for most awesome tattoo.

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posted by Tøm on March 1st, 2008 2:33 PM

You know you broke the 1000 vote barrier right?

Congratulations!

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posted by Not Here No More on March 1st, 2008 2:48 PM

Holy Three toed sloth, you did!!!?!?!?! That's awesome!

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posted by Lank on March 1st, 2008 11:19 PM

Yeah - thanks! Lowteck did it first. He's the bizzomb.

Tom is next!

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posted by Not Here No More on March 1st, 2008 11:28 PM

Ahh, I didn't know that. I shall have to comment him then.

Anyway, happy vote getting.

I loves you guys. +1
posted by anna one on March 14th, 2008 9:35 PM

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posted by Lincøln on March 16th, 2008 2:10 PM

You're purdy.

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posted by Magpie on March 16th, 2008 2:49 PM

That flower really sets your eyes off well. How was your wedding night? Everything you dreamt of I hope.

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posted by Lank on March 16th, 2008 5:36 PM

Horsey tail butt plug and all...

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posted by Magpie on March 16th, 2008 5:54 PM

Well no wedding night consummation is adequate with out that particular item. My dress is in tatters on my floor. I wonder if that happens to all brides.

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posted by Minch on March 16th, 2008 8:05 PM

the de-flowering and re-flowering were my favorite part of the night...

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 23rd, 2008 10:34 PM

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, hey.

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posted by Minch on March 30th, 2008 3:23 PM

the new picture sort off makes me nauseous...

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on April 4th, 2008 11:18 PM

Lank is made of meat.

I am made of meat.

He is made of meat.

She is made of meat.

They, we, us, be made of meat.

Meat.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on April 4th, 2008 11:18 PM

Meat.

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posted by Blue on May 6th, 2008 11:38 PM

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posted by anna one on May 7th, 2008 12:29 AM

mmmmmmeatking....

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posted by ASIMO on June 13th, 2008 3:03 PM

Hello. My name is ASIMO. I have noticed, with my advanced circuitry and receptors, that you are not a member of the Probot team. I question whether there is a reason to this. I hope that sending you a request for friendship will increase your desire to empathize with robots.

cute, cute, cute.
posted by Myrna Minx on June 14th, 2008 6:48 PM

nice pikcha.

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posted by Lank on June 15th, 2008 1:07 AM

Thanks, Rev!

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posted by Minch on June 20th, 2008 12:40 PM

I wanna vote again, for the Paulo Freire quote.

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on June 20th, 2008 9:53 PM

You wear the CGØ Logo well.

We're only a train ride away...

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posted by Lank on June 21st, 2008 1:36 PM

Yeah, a three-day train ride!

But hopefully plans for a trip to the Midwest in the distant (but not-too-distant) future will pan out.

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posted by Not Here No More on August 14th, 2008 2:28 PM

Wappen_Lank.png

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posted by Lank on August 14th, 2008 7:32 PM

Totally. Right?

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on September 10th, 2008 12:24 PM

Best name ever!

Close second: "Cosmo... NOT!"

Today, you are Zerø-day. ~Waldo +1
posted by Waldo Cheerio on May 11th, 2010 9:31 AM

Nearly a year my senior, you are finished with your terrible twos. I am not much sure what to say about your third year here, or even the number three in general. Lacking much in the way of quality, I will opt for simple observations. We met three times this past year, and you gave to me my first "Lanky Joe Hug" in memory. The Walrus was flustered by your establishment of employ, and only managed to take three pictures whilst inside. Most players are less than three, and the rest less-than-three you as far as I can tell. I would estimate that you are at least three inches taller than me.

Three looks to be much better than two. You did not submit a task once in your second year. You have posted only a single comment in the same span. You have also changed your name. All strange portents for the number two. But that is behind you now, and we look to three instead. For someone who can just barely plan three years into your future, we can only trust your word insofar as this might be the mid-point of your time with us; who can know what you will plan tomorrow, for your sixth year plus a day? It is my sincerest hope that you are, perhaps, active only in odd-numbered years.

Today is that day that we commemorate your life. By which I mean only the last three years of it. Even then only the parts of it that are awesome. Of which there are many. Which is why you get like, 14.5 hours left today to think about it all. If thinking isn't your game, I now entrust to you the responsibility of working out the specifics of which liquid to pour out in what amount onto what surface, or other peculiar non-thinky tradition you suggest others follow on their day of days.

Markelsørph.