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Lank
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Not your mother's botulism by Lank

June 9th, 2007 3:11 AM / Location: 34.073315,-118.2936

INSTRUCTIONS: Look 10 years younger while burning something from your wallet.

I was confused by this task at first. Then I decided to just do the first thing that came to my mind.

It was the "look 10 years younger" part that threw me. I assumed that looking 10 years younger was a natural by-product of "burning something from your wallet". Because only young people burn things from their wallet, right?

That wasn't good enough for me. I wanted this task to be more exciting than just burning something from my wallet. I wanted to actually look 10 years younger in the course of completing this task. So I had a little safety meeting and set to work.

What did I find in my wallet? Business card from the job I'm soon leaving? No. Post-It with an ex-girlfriend's contact info? No. (We're friends, okay?) Cash? Hmmm... no. Wait!

I found a ticket for an Electric Six show I've had stashed in my wallet since last year. I think that this band, above any other, would appreciate fire treatment.

As for looking 10 years younger? For that, I solicited the assistance of Mr. Remington.

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"Don't you wanna know how we keep startin' fires?"
Before Face
Mr. Remington
"We're starting a fire!"
DANGER!  DANGER!
After Face

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posted by anna one on June 9th, 2007 11:11 AM

yes you do always have your right eyebrow raised.

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posted by Darkaardvark on June 9th, 2007 1:05 PM

In case you're curious, the ten years younger part of the task came from

http://sf0.org/spl/taskDetail/?id=782

where Jackie H made a comment saying

"sean looks like 10 years younger while burning something from his wallet. a coincidence? or a feat that can be achieved by anyone?

perhaps i will post a task called "better than botox: look 10 years younger while burning something from your wallet.""

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posted by Ziggy C. on June 9th, 2007 2:07 PM

I get a sense of panic just looking at that second to last photo..

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posted by Møuse on June 9th, 2007 4:48 PM

Power to the wall lobster.

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posted by Lizard Boy on June 9th, 2007 7:46 PM

Wow, that DANGER! picture is AMAZING.

Incidentally, I was about to comment that "no, sometimes it's his left eyebrow that's raised" when I realized that the camera taking the picture was...in the picture. Oh.

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posted by YellowBear on June 10th, 2007 12:17 AM

As someone who has taken task photos of myself holding something on fire, I know you deserve a vote. And you do look younger

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posted by Meta tron on June 10th, 2007 4:02 AM

I love the literal translation of the metaphorical. I'm inspired.

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posted by rongo rongo on June 10th, 2007 6:52 AM

Way to go...this is just leaps and bounds beyond walking and chewing gum at the same time! Astonishing.

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posted by Jackie H on June 11th, 2007 10:44 AM

this is just great.

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posted by Meta tron on October 31st, 2007 9:26 AM

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