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My fellow players,
I'd like to simply announce that I will not be online for the rest of the day and will therefore be unable to answer your questions in as timely a fashion as I would like. Today is my birthday, and I plan not to spend it online.
So in the spirit of going out into the world and enjoying yourself, I ask you to join me in...
Less typing, more tasking!
Placed in the post this morning:
The first one is homage to Loki.
The second one features many of Rubin's clues.
The last one has actual highest quality hair!
Dear Adam,
Thank you for your support. Please know that the only corruption in which I partake is to encourage friends to indulge their vices. And the only "back-stabbing" in which I participate takes place very privately. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
All tasks are possible.
Pentagon trampoline coming right up!
We took a cue from Dok and celebrated by eating...
CALLING ALL BAY AREA PLAYERS!
As one of your two San Francisco Senators (not counting the two who don't currently reside in the Bay Area), I implore you to help me address this outrage. I don't mean the feeble threat that the villainous CGØ band has proposed itself - the idea actually has merit. Rather, I wish to address the misguided sense of power that has filled the Chi-towners with the audacity to propose said threat.
They claim that the San Francisco Zero team lags sorely behind the teams of other cities. This is our own fault. But it's not for lack of tasking, nor of tasking brilliance. It's simply because we have not associated our tasks with our team! In some cases, it may be because some of you have yet to join the team!
I admit that I have been ridiculously guilty of not exhibiting my SF pride by failing to associate my task completions with the San Francisco Zero team. I have since remedied this situation. As of this writing, San Francisco Zero has moved from #8 location-specific-zero to #5.
JOIN ME! It's simple - just edit each of your completed tasks and add San Francisco Zero as a team associated with that task. And if you're not on the team, JOIN! It's easy!
And for the record, to those who technically live in Berkeley, Oakland, Brentwood, or anywhere else in the Bay Area - I know that enough of your tasking happens in SF that you are parts of the San Francisco Zero team whether you like it or not!
Show your pride! Show those CGØ ruffians of what we're made! Raise the San Francisco flag to where it should stand, in glory, above all others!
Thank you for reading.
I'm interested to actually meet you, Senator, to see if I can determine whether you are a mad A.I. yourself. Or to realize whether that matters.
Who just signed me up for this task? Is someone suggesting I get to work?
So early... just woke up... check the game...
Bex made me smile
Love you guys