Misdirected Fan Mail by rehsamsevoL Lovesmasher, MsGoblinPants Extraordinaire
April 16th, 2008 12:28 PMGlenview,
IL 60026-8020
Dear Dr. Strange,
I know you must hear this all the time, but you're doing a great job as Sorcerer Supreme for Earth-616. I've been proud to have you as my reality's guardian since my dad told me about your first conflicts with Mordo. I know it must have been hard to give up your life's dream of being a surgeon, but I'm sure glad you did. I'm sure you are too.
Thanks a lot for keeping Dormammu at bay,
Keith R. Watson
(a huge fan)
At this point I hit a stumble, since I don't like to leave my apartment. Luckily MsGoblinPants stole a stamp from Julian Muffinbot and mailed my letter for me. The wonder and magic that make up the Chicago postal system is very likely destroying my letter as we speak, but hopefully it will get to Dr. Strange in readable condition. If he answers, I will update!
17 vote(s)
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foecake, chicago16 comment(s)
This made me grin. I wish I'd thought of it first. :)
Nicely done.
STAMP THIEF! This may cost you my vote!
STAMP THIEF! This may earn you my vote!
BUT KILLER STRANGELET
what if i had to do a task involving a stamp, and found that i had none left? ruination, in my very home!
If you do not vote for me Julian Muffinbot, I shall end your life forthwith. Know that I hold the location of your slumber within my encephalitic braincase. Know also that I possess middling quality kitchen knives.
And finally, know that there is no stamp that you may possess that I cannot take away.
Julian! I will hold onto your stamps! I will sleep with them beneath my pillow - he will never find them.
Sparrows Fall, your suggestion is an interesting one, because it will in fact halve the value of my stamps. In that each time I needed one, you would have to use a second stamp to mail it to me.
It would be, in effect, not dissimilar to Love Smasher simply stealing half of my stamps.
Perhaps a better option would be to retroactively gift my stamps to someone else, such as Killer Strangelet or Meredithian, who seem to be such big fans of the thievery of stamps. It would mean he actually stole them from one of them. Why they were keeping their stamps in my desk is a mystery to us all.
and yet still no vote from you!
i will vote for you, but only for the greater glory of team FOEcakes.
Hey! You stole my stamp! Gimme my vote back!
I should have known not to keep them in your desk, Julian. So irresponsible.
See, Strangelet, if you'd let me hold onto them for you, this never would have happened!
I like this one. However, I echo mat defiler's demands that you leave your apartment for moar tasks.
Guh, I just noticed a spelling error on the word 'conflicts'. We all know how sorcerers hold spelling as the value of one's life, and now I'm worthless and embarrassed.