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rehsamsevoL Lovesmasher
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Plant-b-free by rehsamsevoL Lovesmasher, MsGoblinPants Extraordinaire

July 25th, 2010 6:08 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Take potted plants from their urban prison and release them into the wild.

The tale of Steve was not a happy one. Steve never knew his parents, he was born in a breeding facility and then shipped off to America to be sold. He sat for weeks in a store until I came along and viciously purchased him and placed him in my bathroom window. Initially, we tried to drown Steve, not understanding his needs, and then, to compensate, for months Steve was denied both food and water. Yesterday, I decided that Steve had had enough. It was time to return him to the wild.

- smaller

Steve the Plant's original home.

Steve the Plant's original home.


Diggin' to China

Diggin' to China


A life-long dream--to eat dirt.

A life-long dream--to eat dirt.


We delved too greedily and too deep.

We delved too greedily and too deep.


The transplanted plant!

The transplanted plant!


We hope Steve will be very happy in his new home.

We hope Steve will be very happy in his new home.



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foecake, chicago, foecakefleur

5 comment(s)

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posted by Julian Muffinbot on July 25th, 2010 6:12 PM

nice LotR reference there.

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posted by MsGoblinPants Extraordinaire on July 25th, 2010 6:15 PM

What are you talking about? Have you been at the halflings' pipe weed again?

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posted by Gremlin on July 25th, 2010 8:31 PM

I think it's important to note that a spoon was used for the digging. Ha!

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posted by MsGoblinPants Extraordinaire on July 26th, 2010 6:41 AM

I really can't recommend it as a mining tool. This may surprise you, but it actually lifts up very little dirt.

The saddest part of this praxis (beyond the minimal chance of survival that Steve has--we seriously effed up that plant while it was in our possession) is that we actually *planned* to bring that spoon. Like, we had a wide variety of possible digging tools and chose a spoon. Sometimes I wonder about us FOEcakes...

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posted by rehsamsevoL Lovesmasher on July 26th, 2010 1:59 PM

Just because I plan does not mean I plan well.