Regular Animal Documentation by Poncho, Blue
January 4th, 2008 8:55 PM / Location: 37.808766,-119.5359
The subject is one familiar to many… Canis familaris1 More familiar to most as Poncho…
RICH TEXT IS THE DEVIL!!!!
| Species: | Breed: | Sex: | Age: | Weight: |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Canis familaris | Pure Bread Mutt | Male | 6 years old | 52,560 minutes | 60lbs | 24 kgs |
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Ponchomentation 09 hundred hours
09:00am Sultry smells of breakfast fill the camp.
Poncho Nine Hundred Hours
09:00am Subject bolts awake at the smell of bacon(rasher).
Ponchomentation 09:01:03
A vigorous stretch routine aides in this animals sleak physeac.
Ponchomentation 09:02:30
After doing a quick perimeter of camp Poncho marks off his territory.
Ponchomentation | 09:03:09
Guarding camp while breakfast sizzles to perfection.
Ponchomentation 09:05:13
Subject patiently sits waiting for breakfast to be served.
Ponchomentation | 09:05:36
Mmmmmm Breakfast.
Ponchomentation | 09:45:56
After enjoying a delicious breakfast Poncho gets packed into the car and its we're off to go exploring.
Ponchomentation | 10:15:36
Escape! First stop bathroom break.
Ponchomentation | 10:17:18
I own this!
Ponchomentation | 10:20:18
I own this too!
Ponchomentation | 10:21:22
This smells really good… kinda like cologne; doggy cologne.
Ponchomentation | 10:33:42
And this…
Ponchomentation | 10:45:09
and this is mine too!
Ponchomentation | 10:59:01
Curious about center for two leggeds.
No Dogs Allowed
Unfortunately the world is not as free as you might like to think. Why is it that the most racist signs have the most poorest grammer?
Ponchomentation | 11:02:22
Poncho must reside in doggy prison while I fetch supplies. Liberation now!
Ponchomentation | 11:21:22
After being freed the subject is clearly overwhelmed with excitement. "There is adventure out there… I can smell it!"
Ponchomentation | 11:47:18
I can see it! Adventure lies ahead!!!
Ponchomentation | 12:00:01
SMELLS!!!!
Ponchomentation | 12:05:99
On the prowl for some bitches.
Ponchomentation | 12:06:66
Simply looks like he is up to no good.
Ponchomentation | 12:32:01
To dogs, turds smell like what Thanksgiving dinner smells like to us. Know fact, known fact.
Ponchomentation | 12:32:03
I own it! Poncho pisses all over Mammoth Lake.
Ponchomentation | 12:47:00
After exploring, Poncho is piss tired.
Ponchomentation | 13 hundred hours
After resting he's ready to explore some more… It's off to Mono Lake.
Ponchomentation | 13:33:33
Another Thanksgiving dinner.
Ponchomentation | 13:35:18
This bush is mine!
Ponchomentation | 13:38:43
Oh yeah that's the money spot.
Ponchomentation | 13:42:07
Poncho is hot on the trail of something… something smelly.
Ponchomentation | 13:52:12
This sign is not very effective as Poncho can not read.
Ponchomentation | 13:52:59
Poncho stops to take in the natural splendor and smelliness that is Mono Lake.
Ponchomentation | 13 hundred hours
Ponchomentation | 13 hundred hours
Ponchomentation | 13 hundred hours
After taking a moment to let the beauty steep. Poncho poises and looks ever so pencieve as he rights some poetry in his journal.
Ponchomentation | 13 hundred hours
Ponchomentation | 13 hundred hours
"…and the sky was bright orange as night fall descended on Doorhenge…" "Damn it smells good out here…"
Ponchomentation | 13 hundred hours
No longer content with poetry he runs off to chase things that are chasable.
Ponchomentation | 13 hundred hours
I wonder where he ran off to?
Ponchomentation | 14 hundred hours
PONCHO!!!!!!!
Ponchomentation | 14 hundred hours
Yawn!!!!
Ponchomentation | 14 hundred hours
All that running around left poncho dog tired.
Ponchomentation | 15 hundred hours
After a short rest he takes up shotgun. I like to make him feel like a celebrity dog before his photo shoots.
Ponchomentation | 16 hundred hours
Admirable physeac. This is truly what separates pure breed mutts from other lesser breeds.
Ponchomentation | 16 hundred hours
But it's the way he can throw you a shoulder that makes him a model.
For the Praxis
Got to have a sexy pic for the Praxis page
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After a whole day of exploring ponchmonster is tuckered out.
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Cozied up for the ride back home.
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The next day poncho can return to the city where he can resume his typical diet of tacos.
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Dines on gourmet delicatessens. You only live once.
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That ones mine!
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"…and the sky was bright orange as night fall descended on Doorhenge…" "Damn it smells good out here…"
Sounds like your dog is channeling the real Poncho- Poncho Villa. I like it.
The way he can throw you a shoulder, and boy, was the sky fantastic!
I am wondering the same thing as Charlie. "No Chinese"-say what?
No no… it's only Chinese and dogs… singularly either is allowable.
Miss Informed… your player photograph lends itself to wondering.
Hahaha. I do quite a bit of it.
The word is woobie! Lovely story. My life is greatly improved by having an image of Poncho chow down on a taco to recall.
Ah B L U E, it's good to have you back.