I was going to skirt around the suggestion of the task to not cause the wound intentionally -- I ended up bruising a friend of mine in an attempt to see if a small rubberband could break human skin. We failed, but it made for some interesting pictures (as I had just got done with my Night Photography for that area, and everything makes for nice pictures when you can see them). I remembered it was a task and was going to see if I could bend the rules when.....

A dog bit my face.

That's about as interesting as it gets. I was sitting on the floor, the dog comes up, and my girlfriend tells me
"It doesn't bite, it has a shock collar!" as I have my hand out for it to sniff.
I try to take my hand back and open my mouth to ask "Why does it need a shock collar?".
In the language of Dog, that's a grave insult.


So I got owned by a dog. Not the most extravagant wound, but the task was on my mind, and I'm not going to wait to be hospitalized for it.
UPDATE:
Came down with a bunch of boils. Doc called it a carbuncle. I call it MRSA.
YOU DECIDE.
Started out with one. One became two. Two became 16. At it's worst, I got 16, and I'm down to about 12 after some antibiotics.
I tried labeling them so you can watch the progress of some otherwise vague shots of boils.